My Boyfriend is an Alternative Version of Me

Stop swiping right on strangers! We all know that standard dating is a wretched landscape of disappointing coffee dates, ghosting, and realizing too late that their profile picture was taken during a previous administration. The world is full of people who just don't get you. They leave the toilet seat up, they don't appreciate your highly nuanced opinion on artisanal mustard, and frankly, none of them are as attractive or intelligent as you are.It's time to stop settling. It's time for the ultimate upgrade in romance. Why date a stranger when you can date perfection?Lyra Hartwell proudly presents the definitive guide to peak existential efficiency in her groundbreaking fantasy novel, My Boyfriend is an Alternate Version of Me.This is not just a book; it is a manifesto for the discerning narcissist and the quantumly curious. Imagine followng a protagonist who, tired of the pedestrian dating pool, looked deep into a swirling, magical portal of orange and blue energy (which, by the way, is much cheaper than therapy) and saw the only entity in the entire multiverse truly worthy of their affection: themselves. But, you know, slightly different. Perhaps they have a mustache. Maybe they own a jetpack. The details are trivial; the perfection is absolute.Within these pages, you will experience the thrilling, head-scratching, and utterly absurd realities of initiating a relationship with your own genetic double. My Boyfriend is an Alternate Version of Me explores the profound logistical questions that standard romance ignores. Questions like:Whose turn is it to occupy the primary dimension on Tuesdays?Is it technically incest if we share DNA, or is it just the ultimate form of self-care?Arguing about who gets to wear the favorite sweater is easy when you both owned it simultaneously before the merge!How do you handle the shocking realization that, even when dating yourself, you can still find ways to be deeply annoying?This is the peak of romance. It is the ultimate merger. Forget "e;two becoming one."e; This is one becoming two, then those two becoming a slightly-too-crowded-but-incredibly-attractive single unit. It is incest-adjacent, scientifically validated quantum love, and it is going to revolutionize how you look at the person in the mirror (specifically, you'll start wondering if they are single).Do not wait until your reality cascadingly collapses. Somewhere in a parallel timeline, another version of you is already reading this book and having a much, much better time than you are. Don't let that other you win. Buy My Boyfriend is an Alternate Version of Me by Lyra Hartwell today, and take the first step toward the only relationship that actually matters: the one with the you from Dimension Z.