Aetherius Academy: Silas Vance, Origami Spire

Are your living room walls stubbornly meeting at ninety-degree angles? Does gravity insist on pulling you toward the floor instead of the ceiling? How dreadfully pedestrian.Welcome to Aetherius Academy, where non-Euclidean architecture isn't just an aesthetic choice—it's an extreme sport. Perched over the churning Pacific surf, this prestigious university is anchored by seven metaphysical pins, three centuries of institutional spite, and a campus layout that treats three-dimensional space as an unbonded municipal suggestion.Enter Silas Vance: a working-class Master Joiner with soot on his jaw, a six-inch whalebone folding bone in his pocket, and a profound disrespect for the laws of physics. Silas doesn't need magic wands. If a hallway is too long, he folds it. If a stone wall is falling down, he tucks it into a pocket dimension like an unruly napkin.Enter Rory Sol: Senior Wrangler of Chrono-Causality, master of temporal baselines, and a woman who can calculate the exact trajectory of an exploding radiator while delivering an eighty-four-decibel administrative reprimand.When a corrupt corporate syndicate arrives with diamond core-drills to flatten the school's non-linear foundations for profit, the campus throws a historic tantrum. Silas and Rory are forced into a chaotic joint custody of reality itself, tasked with saving an eight-thousand-ton stone monstrosity from sliding into the sea.Included in this semester's curriculum:Industrial Exorcism: Reprogramming seven-foot Victorian clockwork crabs that consider architectural curves a personal insult.Bureaucratic Diplomacy: Bargaining for coal with an emerald iguana Dean whose teapot arm vents boiling peppermint steam when the budget doesn't balance.Tectonic Origami: Holding back forty atmospheres of pressurized ocean water using industrial kraft paper, boiled mutton tallow, and sheer stubbornness.The Fine Print: Uncovering the horrifying footnote in the 1844 campus charter revealing that the school wasn't built as an academy at all—it was built as a lid to keep a colossal, mechanical continent trapped under the Pacific.If you enjoy fast-paced competence-porn, witty academic rivalries, and catastrophic engineering disasters solved with power tools and mathematical fury, Aetherius Academy is your next obsessive read.Put on your leather apron, double-check your plumb-bob, and step inside. Just mind the floorboards—they're breathing with the tide.