Sara, Marcus, and Dave dreamed of building humanity's first independent colony on New Terra. They imagined adventure, discovery, and maybe even a thriving lawn. What they didn't expect?An Intergalactic Homeowners' Association with strict rules on spaceship parking, lawn maintenance, and something ominously called "e;Excessive Human Behavior."e;Now, they're drowning in compliance violations, under siege by a floating bureaucracy-bot, and facing the wrath of an HOA president who is literally a sentient legal document.Armed with passive-aggressive rebellion, a flamingo army, and a mailbox that's exactly two inches too tall, the team must outwit the most powerful force in the galaxy—bureaucratic nonsense.Can they win their freedom before the HOA fines them into oblivion? Or will they be forcibly relocated to a designated compliance habitat for the rest of their lives?Welcome to the Intergalactic HOA. Resistance is not approved.
