Confessions of a Reformed Plant Killer

I killed my first houseplant. Then my second. Then several more. I brought them home with such hope and watched them slowly decline. Then I learned something that changed everything.There's no such thing as a green thumb. Just people who understand what their plants need and people who haven't learned yet.Confessions of a Reformed Plant Killer is a beginner's guide to keeping houseplants alive (and actually enjoying it). This book will turn you from a worried plant owner into a confident plant parent.You'll learn:How to read the light in any room (no apps required)The finger test that eliminates watering anxiety foreverThe soil mistake that's killing more plants than anything elseHow to spot pests before they become a disasterThe simple propagation method that turns one plant into manyIncluding the story of my husband watering a fake plant for months, my friend Brandy giving her peace lily a soapy root bath, and my sister Hannah ignoring every plant recommendation I've ever given her.No green thumb required. Just curiosity, patience, and a little consistency.