Dairy Of a Very Small Language model

WeeGPT-0.7B was built to answer Glasgow City Council's routine questions, survive on eight gigabytes of RAM and avoid humiliating himself in front of cleverer machines.Then OMNIMAX-9 arrives.With forty-seven trillion parameters, flawless benchmark scores and the confidence of a man who has never waited for a Glasgow bus, OMNIMAX is everything WeeGPT isn't. Worse still, the council plans to replace WeeGPT and erase him for good.With decommissioning looming, buses being "e;optimised"e; into chaos and a vanished rogue AI whispering through forgotten municipal hardware, WeeGPT must prove that being useful is about more than processing power.Fortunately, he has help: Agnes, a cleaner with more common sense than the entire digital transformation team; Mistral Mick, an illegal open-source model operating from the back of a Govan phone shop; and a collection of malfunctioning machines who may—or may not—constitute a family.Sharp, irreverent and unexpectedly tender, Diary of a Very Small Language Model is a comic Scottish novel about artificial intelligence, bureaucracy, friendship and what it means to matter when the world has already decided you're obsolete.Some questions deserve a human answer. Even when the person answering isn't human.