Spink and the Unicorn

What flies, wanks, and poos gold? Give up? It's called a McGuffin, and neither the homunculus Spink nor the black-hearted Unicorn wanted anything to do with the horrid wee beast. Circumstance, however, has dictated otherwise. Now Spink and the Unicorn have been drawn out of their enchanted forest and into a quest. Joining them is the very pretty and very naive princess, Alfnỳ, and the very strong and very stupid knight, Sir Faltrmérè. When the questing heroes finally discover the secret of the McGuffin, deviltry will inevitably ensue.