WE'VE ALL GOTTEN LOST ON THE ROAD TO LOVE, JOY, AND PEACE,AND IT CERTAINLY DOES HELP TO HAVE A GUIDE TO GET YOU BACK ON TRACK.Lost Without a Standard has been endorsed by the world-renowned "e;Global Mapmakers Club"e; (Don't do a search for them; I don't think they exist).AUTHOR: Hi, y'all. Welcome my two favorite critters, Bailey and S'More-we want to say a few words about this story.BAILEY AND S'MORE: Hi, nice people who just picked up our book.AUTHOR: After reading this story, I thought of a time I was lost in a big city in Yugoslavia.S'MORE: Hugo what?AUTHOR: Yugo... never mind. Before panic set in, I prayed real hard, and God gave me an answer-just like He gave you-and I became unlost.S'MORE: Is unlost a real word?AUTHOR: Are you actually going to say something about the book?BAILEY: Yes-Nellie and Snakey are stinky sneaks for getting us lost.AUTHOR: Yep, let's let these nice people go so they can take you home and tell their critters all about your lost-and-found story.BAILEY AND S'MORE: Have fun! See you next story. Are we done? We have a date to play "e;leaps and bounds"e;!AUTHOR: Shhhh, that's in the next story.