Jim Moss – författare

WE'VE ALL GOTTEN LOST ON THE ROAD TO LOVE, JOY, AND PEACE,AND IT CERTAINLY DOES HELP TO HAVE A GUIDE TO GET YOU BACK ON TRACK.Lost Without a Standard has been endorsed by the world-renowned "e;Global Mapmakers Club"e; (Don't do a search for them; I don't think they exist).AUTHOR: Hi, y'all. Welcome my two favorite critters, Bailey and S'More-we want to say a few words about this story.BAILEY AND S'MORE: Hi, nice people who just picked up our book.AUTHOR: After reading this story, I thought of a time I was lost in a big city in Yugoslavia.S'MORE: Hugo what?AUTHOR: Yugo... never mind. Before panic set in, I prayed real hard, and God gave me an answer-just like He gave you-and I became unlost.S'MORE: Is unlost a real word?AUTHOR: Are you actually going to say something about the book?BAILEY: Yes-Nellie and Snakey are stinky sneaks for getting us lost.AUTHOR: Yep, let's let these nice people go so they can take you home and tell their critters all about your lost-and-found story.BAILEY AND S'MORE: Have fun! See you next story. Are we done? We have a date to play "e;leaps and bounds"e;!AUTHOR: Shhhh, that's in the next story.

You will never meet a more peculiarly extraordinary veterinarian than Sophia. As she helps her friends out of some tough predicaments, she also teaches your little ones some unique ways to learn homonyms.Sophia has the most extraordinary fix-it-box (not to be confused with a junk drawer) that almost miraculously has the right fix in it to help her critter friends out of any dilemmas they may be facing. Sophia will teach your little ones how to have a helpful character and teach them about homonyms as well (not to be confused with hominy, not one of my favorite vegetables). Her critter friends are always very appreciative of Sophia's peculiarly extraordinary solutions. Your kids may even be able to say "e;peculiarly extraordinary"e; after you've read the book to them ten times!

WHOSE SIDE IS GOD ON-FOR REAL? IS HE AN "e;R"e; OR A "e;D"e;?IS HE A BAPTIST OR A PENTECOSTAL? PRO-RICH OR PRO-POOR?"e;AAAAAAAAA"e; (THAT WAS A LOUD BUZZER SOUND)!THOSE ARE ALL THE WRONG QUESTIONS.Author: Let me tell you a story about Joshua.Bailey and S'More: Your son, Joshua?Author: No, Joshua in the Old Testament.Bailey: Will this take long? We were playing "e;Leaps and Bounds."e;S'More: Listen to Mr. Jim, Bailey. He tells good stories.Author: Thank you, S'More. Joshua was in charge of the Israelite army and had a big battle coming up. He went into a field to pray and saw a soldier in full battle armor, sword drawn. Joshua drew his sword and asked, "e;Are you on our side, or on their side?"e; The soldier said, "e;WRONG QUESTION!"e;Bailey and S'More: STOP. NO MORE. You'll give away the surprise ending.