Adventures of Bailey and Bun

WHOSE SIDE IS GOD ON-FOR REAL? IS HE AN "e;R"e; OR A "e;D"e;?IS HE A BAPTIST OR A PENTECOSTAL? PRO-RICH OR PRO-POOR?"e;AAAAAAAAA"e; (THAT WAS A LOUD BUZZER SOUND)!THOSE ARE ALL THE WRONG QUESTIONS.Author: Let me tell you a story about Joshua.Bailey and S'More: Your son, Joshua?Author: No, Joshua in the Old Testament.Bailey: Will this take long? We were playing "e;Leaps and Bounds."e;S'More: Listen to Mr. Jim, Bailey. He tells good stories.Author: Thank you, S'More. Joshua was in charge of the Israelite army and had a big battle coming up. He went into a field to pray and saw a soldier in full battle armor, sword drawn. Joshua drew his sword and asked, "e;Are you on our side, or on their side?"e; The soldier said, "e;WRONG QUESTION!"e;Bailey and S'More: STOP. NO MORE. You'll give away the surprise ending.