Jeff Weigel – illustratör

This book takes over two dozen of our most beloved Christmas carols and shreds them limb from limb, rewriting them from a zombie's point-of-view. Tiny tots' eyes are no longer aglow - they're in a bowl. And Mommy's not kissing Santa under the mistletoe - she's chewing his face. Nobody - not Rudolph, Old Saint Nick, or even those three Wise Guys who traveled afar - is spared when the undead come knocking.

A delightfully depraved collection of classic Zombie Christmas carols, like "I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Clause", "We Three Spleens", and more.Fresh brains roasting on an open fire . . .Yes, Christmas is on its way—and all the little boys and ghouls are dreaming of stockings filled with candied eyes and bleeding body parts. You''d better watch out! Santa Claws is coming to town—and he knows who''s been naughty, who''s been naughtier . . . and who''ll taste best with a nice glass of Chianti!In celebration of this merry macabre season, Michael P. Spradlin presents two dozen of the most soul-stirring, brain-boiling carols composed specifically for the decomposing. Holiday favorites such as "Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally," and "Rudolph, the Zombie Reindeer" are guaranteed to lift the spirits of the lumbering, shuffling undead and their temporarily still breathing meals-to-be. So put down your gore-splattered baseball bats and raise your voices in song! And sing loudly—to drown out all the screaming.

Who says zombies don't have feelings? Losing a limb might not hurt them, and they don't seem to mind being shot, but that doesn't mean the undead can't love, right? This collection features more than two dozen classic love songs aimed right at the rotting hearts of zombie romantics everywhere. Perfect for a cozy evening at home with an infected loved one, this book is sure to get the blood pumping and the juices flowing in even the most decayed zombies. With timeless tunes such as "You Blight Up My Life", "I Ate You Babe", and "Can You Feel Your Thumb Tonight", and heart-melting illustrations to go with each song, this is destined to be an apocalyptic classic!

More than two dozen classic love songs reworked for zombies, from the author and illustrator of the twisted New York Times–bestselling Christmas classic, It''s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies.Zombies have feelings, too . . .Sure, losing a limb doesn''t faze them in the slightest, but a zombie''s rotting heart can still break just like anybody else''s. Yes, it''s true: ZOMBIES NEED LOVING! And this soul-stirring collection of more than two dozen classic love songs isn''t just the ticket for zombie romantics everywhere.With such timeless tunes as "You Blight Up My Life," "I Bit You Babe," and "Can You Find My Thumb Tonight?" Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime offers the most touching love songs ever to come out of Brain Pan Alley. Complete with heart-melting illustrations, here is the perfect songbook to take you and your decaying guy or ghoul friend singing sweetly together into the apocalypse!

Michael P. Spradlin (outrageous words) and Jeff Weigel (eye-popping illustrations)-the seriously twisted minds that brought you the New York Times bestselling Christmas carol tome It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies and Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime, a book of Zombie love songs-have arisen once more, this time to devour Mother Goose raw! Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill is a hilarious volume of zombie nursery rhymes designed to tickle the (exposed) funnybone of every World War Z, Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, and The Walking Dead fan on either side of the grave!

Michael P. Spradlin (outrageous words) and Jeff Weigel (eye-popping illustrations)—the seriously twisted minds that brought you the New York Times bestselling Christmas carol tome It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies and Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime, a book of Zombie love songs—have arisen once more, this time to devour Mother Goose raw! Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill is a hilarious volume of zombie nursery rhymes designed to tickle the (exposed) funnybone of every World War Z, Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, and The Walking Dead fan on either side of the grave!

What is the universe made of? At CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, scientists have searched for answers to this question using the largest machine in the world: the Large Hadron Collider. It speeds up tiny particles, then smashes them together—and the collision gives researchers a look at the building blocks of the universe.Nick and Sophie, two cousins, are about to visit CERN for a tour of the mysteries of the cosmos. Sophie''s a physics wiz. Nick, not so much. But by the time they''re through, Nick and Sophie will both feel the power of hidden particles, fundamental forces, dark matter, and more. It''s all a blast in this mind-blowing graphic novel!

What is the universe made of? At CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, scientists have searched for answers to this question using the largest machine in the world: the Large Hadron Collider. It speeds up tiny particles, then smashes them together—and the collision gives researchers a look at the building blocks of the universe.Nick and Sophie, two cousins, are about to visit CERN for a tour of the mysteries of the cosmos. Sophie''s a physics wiz. Nick, not so much. But by the time they''re through, Nick and Sophie will both feel the power of hidden particles, fundamental forces, dark matter, and more. It''s all a blast in this mind-blowing graphic novel!

Audisee® eBooks with Audio combine professional narration and sentence highlighting for an engaging read aloud experience! What is the universe made of? At CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, scientists have searched for answers to this question using the largest machine in the world: the Large Hadron Collider. It speeds up tiny particles, then smashes them together—and the collision gives researchers a look at the building blocks of the universe.Nick and Sophie, two cousins, are about to visit CERN for a tour of the mysteries of the cosmos. Sophie''s a physics wiz. Nick, not so much. But by the time they''re through, Nick and Sophie will both feel the power of hidden particles, fundamental forces, dark matter, and more. It''s all a blast in this mind-blowing graphic novel!