Dear Nose-Pickers, are you well? Good. Then comecloser. For I'm about to tell you a right slimer of a tale ...In it, there's a bogey monster, two best friends, four daredevilslugs, a neighbour so wicked she'll give you the willy-willy-woo-woosand a castle with secret chambers.Will it end happily?No ... Yes ... Sorry, I don't know!You'd better ask the cabaret-singing spider ... A fantastic slimer of a tale by the hilarious Anna BrookeLaugh-out-loud funny – Frankenstein meetsbogeys! Perfect for fans of Who Let the Gods Out?, MrGum and Charlie Changes into a Chicken 'Bound to get right up teachers’ noses, this funny storyis snot to be missed. A top pick for your KS2 library.' SCHOOLREADING LIST'From the fabulous cover with nose holes, through to all thebogey references, children will really enjoy picking this storyto read!' JUST IMAGINE

Dear Nose-Pickers, are you well? Good. Then comecloser. For I'm about to tell you a right slimer of a tale ...In it, there's a bogey monster, two best friends, four daredevilslugs, a neighbour so wicked she'll give you the willy-willy-woo-woosand a castle with secret chambers.Will it end happily?No ... Yes ... Sorry, I don't know!You'd better ask the cabaret-singing spider ... A fantastic slimer of a tale by the hilarious Anna BrookeLaugh-out-loud funny – Frankenstein meetsbogeys! Perfect for fans of Who Let the Gods Out?, MrGum and Charlie Changes into a Chicken 'Bound to get right up teachers’ noses, this funny storyis snot to be missed. A top pick for your KS2 library.' SCHOOLREADING LIST'From the fabulous cover with nose holes, through to all thebogey references, children will really enjoy picking this storyto read!' JUST IMAGINE