Apocalypse Parenting – serie

The start of a rollicking, unputdownable LitRPG series that Matt Dinniman calls “pure gold” in which everyone on Earth is forced to take part in a worldwide survival competition—everyone, including Meghan Moretti and her three lovably chaotic kids. Picture this: You’re home with your three kids, racing to get soccer uniforms washed ahead of practice when the power shuts off. Your cell phone goes dead. And a voice coming from nowhere and everywhere all at once booms: Congratulations! Your planet has been selected! And just like that, Earth becomes the newest unwilling participant in a high-stakes intergalactic game show competition. What that means becomes terrifyingly clear as monsters drop onto the front lawn, an interface appears in your field of vision, and you—and your nine- and six-year-old sons and three-year-old daughter—are each offered a choice of supernatural abilities.Part of you wants to laugh. Your husband’s away on business, coming home late tonight. Well, he was. But you clamp down on your rising panic. It doesn’t matter how much harder it will be. You’re a mom. Your kids need you; it’s up to you to keep them safe. You can do this.Then, in quick succession, you discover: 1) your toddler has unilaterally decided her supernatural power should be for her beloved turtle stuffie to come alive. 2) every person on Earth will have to fight, no matter their age. You're going to have to teach your kids to stand on their own—and yourself to let them.This is Meghan Moretti’s morning, and where Erin Ampersand’s rollicking, unputdownable LitRPG adventure series, Apocalypse Parenting, begins.

The start of a rollicking, unputdownable LitRPG series that Matt Dinniman calls “pure gold” in which everyone on Earth is forced to take part in a worldwide survival competition—everyone, including Meghan Moretti and her three lovably chaotic kids. Picture this: You’re home with your three kids, racing to get soccer uniforms washed ahead of practice when the power shuts off. Your cell phone goes dead. And a voice coming from nowhere and everywhere all at once booms: Congratulations! Your planet has been selected! And just like that, Earth becomes the newest unwilling participant in a high-stakes intergalactic game show competition. What that means becomes terrifyingly clear as monsters drop onto the front lawn, an interface appears in your field of vision, and you—and your nine- and six-year-old sons and three-year-old daughter—are each offered a choice of supernatural abilities.Part of you wants to laugh. Your husband’s away on business, coming home late tonight. Well, he was. But you clamp down on your rising panic. It doesn’t matter how much harder it will be. You’re a mom. Your kids need you; it’s up to you to keep them safe. You can do this.Then, in quick succession, you discover: 1) your toddler has unilaterally decided her supernatural power should be for her beloved turtle stuffie to come alive. 2) every person on Earth will have to fight, no matter their age. You're going to have to teach your kids to stand on their own—and yourself to let them.This is Meghan Moretti’s morning, and where Erin Ampersand’s rollicking, unputdownable LitRPG adventure series, Apocalypse Parenting, begins.

The second book in Erin Ampersand’s unputdownable LitRPG series in which everyone on Earth is forced to take part in a worldwide survival competition—everyone, including Meghan Moretti and her three lovably chaotic kids. Meghan can't afford to take a break.She's gotten food and shelter for her family. Her oldest is turning into a wizard, her middle boy is some kind of self-healing monkey, and her youngest is accumulating a small army of pets. That's a bit much to roll with, but when monsters are appearing on the lawn, it's probably for the best.What worries her is the mysterious—and dangerous—“Challenge” she knows is fast approaching, and she's got to get her kids and community ready to face it. Some neighbors are ready and willing to pitch in, but others? They might end up being a bigger problem than the alien monsters. This is the second of five books in Erin Ampersand’s LitRPG adventure series, Apocalypse Parenting. “I love these books!” —Matt Dinniman, New York Times bestselling author of Dungeon Crawler Carl“A kick-ass mom in a post-apocalyptic world?! Yes, please. The perfect entry-point to the LitRPG genre.” —Felicia Day, New York Times bestselling author of You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost)

The second book in Erin Ampersand’s unputdownable LitRPG series in which everyone on Earth is forced to take part in a worldwide survival competition—everyone, including Meghan Moretti and her three lovably chaotic kids. Meghan can't afford to take a break.She's gotten food and shelter for her family. Her oldest is turning into a wizard, her middle boy is some kind of self-healing monkey, and her youngest is accumulating a small army of pets. That's a bit much to roll with, but when monsters are appearing on the lawn, it's probably for the best.What worries her is the mysterious—and dangerous—“Challenge” she knows is fast approaching, and she's got to get her kids and community ready to face it. Some neighbors are ready and willing to pitch in, but others? They might end up being a bigger problem than the alien monsters. This is the second of five books in Erin Ampersand’s LitRPG adventure series, Apocalypse Parenting. “I love these books!” —Matt Dinniman, New York Times bestselling author of Dungeon Crawler Carl“A kick-ass mom in a post-apocalyptic world?! Yes, please. The perfect entry-point to the LitRPG genre.” —Felicia Day, New York Times bestselling author of You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost)

The third book in Erin Ampersand’s unputdownable LitRPG series in which everyone on Earth is forced to take part in a worldwide survival competition—everyone, including Meghan Moretti and her three lovably chaotic kids. Meghan has learned that protecting her kids also means making sure they're ready to stand on their own when needed. That's always been part of her parenting philosophy, but applying it to letting a six-year-old get up close and personal with vicious monsters? Questionable! Certainly not easy.Meghan doesn’t have a choice. She’s got to be an expert apocalypse parent while also stabilizing her area, finding a way to handle the mysterious new Titans, and dealing with the other nasty twists her alien tormentors have planned.It's more than she bargained for, but she’s not giving up!Perfect for fans of Matt Dinniman’s Dungeon Crawler Crawl and Travis Baldree’s Legends and Lattes.“Nobody feels tension quite like a parent who is responsible for keeping their children alive, and nobody can spin that tension into pure gold like Erin Ampersand. I love these books!” —Matt Dinniman, New York Times bestselling author of Dungeon Crawler Carl“A kick-ass mom in a post-apocalyptic world?! Yes, please. The perfect entry-point to the LitRPG genre.” —Felicia Day, actress and New York Times bestselling author of You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost)

The third book in Erin Ampersand’s unputdownable LitRPG series in which everyone on Earth is forced to take part in a worldwide survival competition—everyone, including Meghan Moretti and her three lovably chaotic kids. Meghan has learned that protecting her kids also means making sure they're ready to stand on their own when needed. That's always been part of her parenting philosophy, but applying it to letting a six-year-old get up close and personal with vicious monsters? Questionable! Certainly not easy.Meghan doesn’t have a choice. She’s got to be an expert apocalypse parent while also stabilizing her area, finding a way to handle the mysterious new Titans, and dealing with the other nasty twists her alien tormentors have planned.It's more than she bargained for, but she’s not giving up!Perfect for fans of Matt Dinniman’s Dungeon Crawler Crawl and Travis Baldree’s Legends and Lattes.“Nobody feels tension quite like a parent who is responsible for keeping their children alive, and nobody can spin that tension into pure gold like Erin Ampersand. I love these books!” —Matt Dinniman, New York Times bestselling author of Dungeon Crawler Carl“A kick-ass mom in a post-apocalyptic world?! Yes, please. The perfect entry-point to the LitRPG genre.” —Felicia Day, actress and New York Times bestselling author of You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost)

The fourth book in Erin Ampersand’s unputdownable LitRPG series in which everyone on Earth is forced to take part in a worldwide survival competition—everyone, including Meghan Moretti and her three lovably chaotic kids. Meghan, Pointy, and the kids have conquered Challenges, gathered allies, and bought themselves a little breathing room.Pointy thinks she has a way to contact the artificial intelligence controlling the contest. She wants to convince it to give her information. Maybe she can get it to tweak the rules!If she can, it could be critical to humanity's survival.But how will the aliens running the contest react?

The fourth book in Erin Ampersand’s unputdownable LitRPG series in which everyone on Earth is forced to take part in a worldwide survival competition—everyone, including Meghan Moretti and her three lovably chaotic kids. Meghan, Pointy, and the kids have conquered Challenges, gathered allies, and bought themselves a little breathing room.Pointy thinks she has a way to contact the artificial intelligence controlling the contest. She wants to convince it to give her information. Maybe she can get it to tweak the rules!If she can, it could be critical to humanity's survival.But how will the aliens running the contest react?

The never-before-published fifth and final book in Erin Ampersand’s unputdownable LitRPG series in which everyone on Earth is forced to take part in a worldwide survival competition—everyone, including Meghan Moretti and her three lovably chaotic kids. Pointy’s budding friendship with the Maffiyir Overmind led the showrunners to try to kill it by executing the sapients it was linked to. It survived, but only by forcing a ramshackle connection to the brains of several humans… including Meghan.Meghan’s mind was damaged by the process. She’d love to focus on her recovery, but the aliens in charge aren’t taking their failure to kill the Overmind calmly. Both sides are breaking every rule they can in an ever-escalating showdown, and Meghan and her family are right in the crosshairs.Can humanity find a way to win before their tormentors find a way to destroy them?“Nobody feels tension quite like a parent who is responsible for keeping their children alive, and nobody can spin that tension into pure gold like Erin Ampersand. I love these books!” —Matt Dinniman, New York Times bestselling author of Dungeon Crawler Carl“A kick-ass mom in a post-apocalyptic world?! Yes, please. The perfect entry-point to the LitRPG genre.” —Felicia Day, actress and New York Times bestselling author of You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost)

The never-before-published fifth and final book in Erin Ampersand’s unputdownable LitRPG series in which everyone on Earth is forced to take part in a worldwide survival competition—everyone, including Meghan Moretti and her three lovably chaotic kids. Pointy’s budding friendship with the Maffiyir Overmind led the showrunners to try to kill it by executing the sapients it was linked to. It survived, but only by forcing a ramshackle connection to the brains of several humans… including Meghan.Meghan’s mind was damaged by the process. She’d love to focus on her recovery, but the aliens in charge aren’t taking their failure to kill the Overmind calmly. Both sides are breaking every rule they can in an ever-escalating showdown, and Meghan and her family are right in the crosshairs.Can humanity find a way to win before their tormentors find a way to destroy them?“Nobody feels tension quite like a parent who is responsible for keeping their children alive, and nobody can spin that tension into pure gold like Erin Ampersand. I love these books!” —Matt Dinniman, New York Times bestselling author of Dungeon Crawler Carl“A kick-ass mom in a post-apocalyptic world?! Yes, please. The perfect entry-point to the LitRPG genre.” —Felicia Day, actress and New York Times bestselling author of You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost)