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Help! I'm Being Chased by a Giant Slug is a collection of nine disgusting stories from Andy Griffiths and illustrated by Terry Denton - the creators of the smash hit The 13-Storey Treehouse. Is this the right book for you? Take this test to find out!Do you ever pretend that you are dead to get out of going to school?Do you leave banana skins in the middle of busy footpaths?Do you like to ring up people you know and pretend to be someone else?Do you like stories about dead flies, giant slugs and mysterious brown blobs?Score one point for each 'yes' answer.3-5 You are obviously a very disgusting person. You will love this book1-2 You are a fairly disgusting person. You will love this book.0 You don't realize how much fun being disgusting can be. You will love this book.

Help! My Parents Think I'm a Robot is a collection of ten insanely shocking stories from Andy Griffiths and illustrated by Terry Denton - the creators of the smash hit The 13-Storey Treehouse.Is this the right book for you? Take this quiz to find out!Do you ever flush your sister's head down the toilet?Do you ever make pretend funny home videos?Do you ever play lemonade roulette?Do you want to read a list of 101 dangerous things?Do you want to learn twelve truly shocking facts?Score one point for each 'yes' answer.3-5 You are obviously a very shocking person. You will love this book.1-2 You are a fairly shocking person. You will love this book.0 You don't realize how much fun being shocking can be. You will love this book.