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Is bigger really better? According to this hilariously over-the-top parody self-help guide… not always.Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information onUnzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and FamilySharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge PenisBig Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penisand much, much morePerfect for fans of irreverent comedy, novelty gift books, and deadpan satire, How to Live with a Huge Penis works equally well as a bachelor-party gift, white-elephant surprise, stocking stuffer, or coffee-table humor book.Hilarious parody of self-help and motivational books Packed with fake advice, affirmations, meditations, and mock therapy Funny conversation starter and novelty coffee-table book Give the gift of emotional support… for a (totally fictional) oversized problem.

A delightfully quirky craft book for cat lovers that transforms naturally shed cat fur into adorable handmade creations.Got fur on your furniture, clothes, and every surface in your home? Instead of reaching for the lint roller, turn those fluffy tumbleweeds into something unforgettable. Japanese craft author Kaori Tsutaya shows cat lovers how to collect naturally shed fur and use simple felting techniques to create charming handmade projects.Packed with step-by-step instructions, photographs, cat facts, and plenty of humor, this one-of-a-kind guide teaches readers how to make everything from finger puppets and book covers to tote bags, coin purses, badges, mittens, and more. Beginner-friendly felting projects that require minimal supplies and can often be completed in under an hourCombination novelty book and practical craft guide perfect for cat owners and crafters alikeFeatures eco-friendly crafting projects that transform waste into keepsakes Includes instructions for finger puppets, tote bags, book covers, badges, and more Discover a creative new way to celebrate your favorite feline and turn everyday fur into one-of-a-kind keepsakes.

You’re the star in this very adult board book! We dare you to try to make it through the (w)hole book without laughing! Every scene in Penis Pokey has one thing missing, and you have to complete the picture. It’s a role-playing game for your favorite body part—are you up to the challenge? A great gag gift idea for bachelor parties, vasectomy parties, white elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, and Yankee swaps.

Part biography, part critical appreciation, part love letter—and all fun—this enormous full-color volume, packed with color film stills and behind-the-scenes photography, chronicles every Murray performance in loving detail, recounting all the milestones, legendary “Murray stories,” and controversies in the life of this enigmatic performer.NEW YORK TIMESBESTSELLERHe’s played a deranged groundskeeper, a bellowing lounge singer, a paranormal exterminator, and a grouchy weatherman. He is William James “Bill” Murray, America’s greatest national treasure. From his childhood lugging golf bags at a country club to his first taste of success on Saturday Night Live, from his starring roles in Hollywood blockbusters to his reinvention as a hipster icon for the twenty-first century, The Big Bad Book of Bill Murray chronicles every aspect of his extraordinary life and career.He’s the sort of actor who can do Hamlet and Charlie’s Angels in the same year. He shuns managers and agents, and he once agreed to voice the lead in Garfield because he mistakenly believed it was a Coen Brothers film. He’s famous for crashing house parties all over New York City—and if he keeps photobombing random strangers, he might just break the Internet.

A magical lifestyle guide for everything from powering up a stylish crystal to banishing terrible Tinder datesWant to feel terrifyingly beautiful? Wear the right color of eye shadow to project otherworldly glamour. Need to exorcise a toxic friendship? Repeat the proper incantation and make it disappear. Want to increase your energy? Whip up a tasty herbal “potion” to rev up your stamina. DIY projects, rituals, and spells—along with fun historical sidebars—summon the best trends of the modern witchy lifestyle and the time-trusted traditions of the hell-raising women of the past. With humor, heart, and a hip sensibility, Jaya Saxena and Jess Zimmerman dispense witchy wisdom for the curious, the cynical, and anyone who could use a magical boost.Selected Table of Contents:CHAPTER 1 - Self-Initiation: An Induction into Basic WitcheryWhat We Mean by “Witchcraft”Our Favorite Pop Culture WitchesCHAPTER 2 - Glamours: The Power to Change How You LookHow to Clothe Yourself in Literal DarknessThe Dark Magic of Unfeminine HaircutsA Spell for Self-CareCHAPTER 3 - Healing: The Power to Care for YourselfA Spell to Make Peace with Your BodyMagical ExerciseA Ritual for a Relaxing Netflix BingeCHAPTER 4 - Summoning: The Power to Care for Others (and Have Them Care for You)The Transformative Power of VulnerabilityA Collaborative Ritual to Deepen FriendshipCHAPTER 5 - Enchantment: The Power to Make Choices about Love and SexConjuring Your Perfect MateThe Magic Circle of ConsentA Spell for Talking about SexCHAPTER 6 - Banishment: The Power to Avoid What Brings You DownExpelling Social ToxicityThe Different Types of Personal DemonsA Spell to Counter Impostor SyndromeCHAPTER 7 - Divination: The Power to Decide Your DestinyA Spell to Name Your Heart’s DesireHow to Read Tea Leaves

The landmark true-crime investigation that inspired a Netflix docuseries, following journalist Maury Terry's decades-long search for answers behind one of America's most infamous and terrifying murder cases.The official story ended with one arrest. Maury Terry believed it was only the beginning.When David Berkowitz was arrested for the Son of Sam murders in 1977, New York believed the nightmare was over. But investigative journalist Maury Terry spent decades examining evidence, interviewing witnesses, and pursuing unanswered questions that led him to challenge the widely accepted narrative surrounding one of America's most notorious serial murder cases. In this in-depth account, Terry documents his years-long investigation into the Son of Sam case, exploring overlooked evidence, disputed theories, alleged accomplices, and the larger questions that continued to haunt investigators long after Berkowitz's conviction. Whether readers ultimately agree with Terry's conclusions or not, the book remains one of the most influential—and controversial—works in modern true crime, inspiring the acclaimed Netflix documentary The Sons of Sam: A Descent into Darkness.Deep, investigative look at the Son of Sam murders and David Berkowitz case written by acclaimed investigative journalist Maury TerryExamines evidence, witnesses, and unanswered questions surrounding the Son of Sam murders Features a new introduction by filmmaker Josh Zeman, director of the Netflix series inspired by the bookIdeal for readers of investigative journalism, cold cases, and documentary companion books Experience the investigation that inspired a global true-crime phenomenon and discover why this landmark classic continues to spark discussion today.

Bridget Jones’s Diary meets What We Do in the Shadows in this bitingly funny supernatural romance about a vampire finding herself and falling in love during the Christmas season.“The found-family vampire Hallmark movie I didn’t know I needed.”—Jenna Levine, USA Today best-selling author of My Roommate Is a VampireTiffenie may be three hundred years old, but she’s still a hot mess. The vampire is tragically single, works a dead-end job at a blood bank, and spends her nights marathoning Hallmark Channel movies with her cat.When Tiffenie inherits a fixer-upper home in Valentine, Vermont, thanks to a case of mistaken (okay, stolen) identity, she seizes the chance to get her life back on track. With her newly undead neighbor (it was an accident!) in tow, Tiffenie is determined to live out her holiday rom-com dreams in this picture-perfect town.But between the mystery of her stolen identity, small-town drama, and the arrival of her insufferable vampire ex-boyfriend Vlad, getting her happily ever after with a hot Christmas tree farmer won’t be easy. To uncover what she truly desires, Tiffenie must embark on a journey of self-acceptance for the first time in her immortal life. Luckily, it’s never too late to start therapy.

In the utopian city of New Ionia, everyone gets a soulmate and Zada can t wait for hers. Now that she s eighteen, it s her turn to meet her destiny with the help of Heartsong, an algorithm that chooses your perfect match for you. Then Zada crashes into her soulmate, setting off their shared Heartsong, and the unthinkable happens: she feels nothing for him. But the Heartsong program doesn t make mistakes, and by the end of the night, Zada is engaged to a man she doesn t love. Desperate for a way out, Zada turns to her beautiful, reckless, and utterly impossible former best friend Daphne. Together, the two embark on a quest for the truth that throws Heartsong and their entire world into question. As time runs out, Zada must find the courage to choose what she believes and who she loves.

Welcome to Cryptid Creek, a secret town full of undiscovered creatures, from yetis to lake monsters. Only very special humans can find their way here, but when they do stumble in, they can t resist the allure of this cozy locale or its fascinating citizens. Join the humans of this inclusive fantasy community as they browse the bookshop with Mothman, hit the skate park with nightcrawlers, wander the botanical garden with the Jersey Devil, and go on other dream dates that offer new spins on classic romance tropes. Stories include: A friends-to-lovers slow burn with the Loveland Frog, a fake dating scheme with a swamp monster, a butch/femme hookup with Sasquatch, a second-chance drama with the Michigan Dogman, and more fun trysts with your favorite creatures! If you loved Legends and Lattes and That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf, get ready to dust off your cryptozoology equipment and put on your cutest outfit because monster lovers, misfits, and anyone who relates to cryptids will never want to leave this mountain town.

Weddings are stressful, but you ll feel a lot more relaxed if you know you re surrounded by survival experts. This funny and useful book, the perfect size to pop in a clutch or tuck inside a bouquet, will give bridesmaids the knowledge they need to deal with any day-of disaster. Learn how to: fix a broken high heel, revive a guest who has fainted, stop a bad toast, repair a dropped wedding cake, and more! Hand these out to your girls and relax in the knowledge that they can handle even the toughest situations! Series Overview: Worst-Case Scenario: For more than twenty-five years, the Worst-Case Scenario series has been saving the lives, limbs, and sanity of adults and children through expert advice for surviving extreme situations (with real information and humor).

Turn any wedding party into a crack team of wedding survival experts with this funny pocket-sized guide. It s the perfect tool to deal with any day-of disaster. Learn how to: make an emergency cummerbund, revive a guest who has fainted, stop a bad toast, repair a dropped wedding cake, and more! Hand these out to your crew and relax in the knowledge that they can handle even the toughest situations! Series Overview: Worst-Case Scenario: For more than twenty-five years, the Worst-Case Scenario series has been saving the lives, limbs, and sanity of adults and children through expert advice for surviving extreme situations (with real information and humor).