My Boys Can Swim!

Finally—A Pregnancy Book That Won''t Put Men to Sleep
My Boys Can Swim! tells real men everything they really want to know about pregnancy, such as: How much is it going to cost? Why does your wife primp before seeing her doctor when she hasn''t put a stitch of make-up on for you in months? And, most important, what''s it going to do to your sex life?
This rollicking, laugh-out-loud book is for expectant dads in search of bottom-line pregnancy information, without all that boring touchy-feely stuff you find in those books written for women. Inside you''ll discover helpful—and hilarious—information and insights on such topics as:
The Maternity Wardrobe: "A key part of the maternity wardrobe is maternity underwear—parachute-like undies big enough to fit an NFL defensive lineman."
Baby Names: "Don''t give your kids mockable names like Thaddeus, which is Greek for ''I''m a dork and should be beaten up.''"
The Birth: "No one told me it''s normal that babies'' heads can be misshapen at birth. I was convinced that my wife gave birth to Veldar, the conehead."


From the Trade Paperback edition.