God Saved Me From a Jail Sentence

God literally saved me from a Jail sentence when he spoke to me in the middle of a drug deal and gave me instructions on what to do with all the drugs so I wouldn't go to jail.I gave my life to the Lord Jesus Christ; he delivered me from anger, he delivered me from a hatred of women, he saved me from being lost at sea, he healed my fingers when I nailed them together with a nail gun, he put oil in my motorbike and stayed with me for five hundred kilometers to get me home.