COLORING BOOK – The Salty Birds Coloring Book by Brass Monkey delivers 80 pages of cheeky, chirpy chaos. It’s packed with countless birds flaunting serious attitude and equally sassy quotes. This isn’t your typical relaxing nature book—this is a flock of foul-mouthed fowl ready to ruffle your feathers (in the best way possible). Perfect for laughing while you color outside the lines.FEATHERED ATTITUDE – Inside, discover an aviary of judgmental jays, sarcastic sparrows, and blunt-beaked buddies, each paired with a hilariously salty one-liner. Every page combines vintage-style illustrations with unapologetically honest bird banter—it’s nature with a snarky twist.PERFECT FOR GIFTING – Great for bird nerds, sass enthusiasts, and anyone who’s ever been personally victimized by a pigeon. Whether it’s a birthday, holiday, or random Tuesday, Salty Birds makes a laugh-out-loud gift for friends who appreciate a little attitude with their art supplies.PREMIUM DETAILS – With thick, high-quality paper and single-sided pages, this 8.5” x 10” coloring book is designed for markers, pencils, or whatever you use to bring your birds to life. Hang them proudly or keep them for your own squawk therapy session—no judgment here.BRASS MONKEY – At Brass Monkey, we blend vintage aesthetics with modern-day sarcasm. Whether it’s planners, puzzles, or unapologetically snarky birds, our stuff is designed to entertain, offend (just a little), and make you laugh louder than a cockatoo at a cocktail party.
