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Shady Birds Sticker BookBy Brass MonkeyBirds of a feather judge together. The Shady Birds Sticker Book is a hilariously snarky collection of vintage-inspired avian illustrations paired with biting commentary. These birds don’t chirp—they roast. Whether you're dealing with bar tabs, tax bills, or just the chaos of daily life, these feathered critics are here to say what you wish you could.Inside, you’ll find 18 pages of oversized stickers plus 2 bonus pages of vintage-style puffy stickers, all packed with shady birds and savage one-liners. That’s over 60 stickers designed to stick anywhere and deliver maximum sass.Perfect for planners, scrapbooks, calendars, or sneakily decorating your coworker’s desk, this sticker book is a must-have for anyone who loves birds, humor, and a touch of nostalgic charm.Whether you're gifting it or keeping it for your own sticker stash, the Shady Birds Sticker Book is your new go-to for feathered fun and unapologetic judgment.Brass Monkey is the line between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant design. We make well-crafted products with a sense of humor—because life’s too short for boring stickers.

Moody Cats Sticker BookBy Brass MonkeyYour cat may silently judge you—but these stickers do it out loud. The Moody Cats Sticker Book is a hilariously snarky collection of vintage-inspired feline illustrations paired with even moodier commentary. Whether you're dealing with bar tabs, tax bills, or just life in general, these cats are here to say what you wish you could.Inside, you’ll find 18 pages of oversized stickers plus 2 bonus pages of vintage-style puffy stickers, all packed with judgy cats and biting wit. That’s over 60 stickers designed to stick anywhere and deliver maximum sass.Perfect for planners, scrapbooks, calendars, or sneakily decorating your coworker’s desk, this sticker book is a must-have for anyone who loves cats, humor, and a touch of nostalgic charm.Whether you're gifting it or keeping it for your own sticker stash, the Moody Cats Sticker Book is the purr-fect way to add personality to your everyday life.Brass Monkey is the line between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant design. We make well-crafted products with a sense of humor—because life’s too short for boring stickers.

STAMP SET - This rubber stamp kit includes a series of geometric shaped stamps, a two-color stamp pad, and a guide explaining how to build a beautiful retro-inspired font. It’s perfect for marking envelopes, labeling gifts, or writing out that ransom letter that you’ve been putting off. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Set includes 24 stamps and a dual color inkpad (red and blue). The stamps come with a guide that explains how to make every letter, conveniently using the pangram 'Pack My Box With Five Dozen Liquor Jugs' and comes in a beautiful vintage style box so you can bring it with you anywhere you feel the need to express how you feel. GIFT IT UP - The Alpha Better Stamp Set by Brass Monkey is perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of nostalgia to their work or personal life. Not to mention, the vintage inspired design adds an aesthetic charm to your otherwise dull and boring workspace or home. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

1000 PIECE PUZZLE – Finally, a 1,000-piece puzzle dedicated to the inner thoughts of fish–and as it turns out, they’re kind of jerks. Thankfully, they’re here to do what you can't–mercilessly judge pretty much anything and everything around them. This spot UV puzzle (aka, there’s fancy shiny bits) has countless fish, each with their own snarky take on the world. Psst: As an added bonus, you’ll be able to take their judgy-ness on the road when you're done– thanks to the 6 included puffy stickers.BRIGHT AND BOLD ARTWORK – This puzzle features a hilarious collage of all different kinds of fish fully equipped to judge you with their remarks. Puzzle lovers will appreciate all the interesting details as they piece together the puzzle, creating a wonderful display that will add charm and humor to any room.HIGH QUALITY – The 1000 ribbon cut puzzle pieces are thick and sturdy. The completed puzzle measures 27” x 20”. Puzzle greyboard contains 90% recycled paper. Packaging contains 70% recycled paper and is made responsibly from FSC-certified material. Printed with nontoxic inks.GIFT IT UP - Whether you're looking for an excuse to stop doomscrolling or want a unique gift for a loved one, this puzzle is sure to impress! The 1000 Piece Judgy Fish Puzzle is funny, keeps people busy, and who wouldn’t love putting together a fish saying, “It's Not Your Fault, It's Your Parents'?” It’s like therapy but cheaper and with fish! Brass Monkey - We’re here to turn the things that people didn’t know they wanted into the things that they can’t live without. At Brass Monkey, we make well designed product that just happen to have a great sense of humor. If you want to have a few drinks and laugh about stupid stuff– well our gifts and games are right up your alley.

STAMP SET - Just in case your exasperated eye roll wasn’t quite clear enough, this rubber stamp set will let you make your true feelings official in the best way possible–with giant stamps. They’re perfect for meeting agendas, year-end reviews, and that sign that says that the vending machine is out of order…again. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Set includes 2 stamps and a large color inkpad (red, of course). The stamps themselves are incredibly easy to use and comes in a beautiful vintage style box so you can bring it with you anywhere you feel the need to express how you feel. GIFT IT UP - The Your Seal Of Approval Stamp Set by Brass Monkey is perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of whimsy to their work or personal life. Not to mention, the vintage inspired design adds an aesthetic charm to your otherwise dull and boring workspace or home. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

JOURNAL - Perfect for new and expert moms alike–this prompted journal is a funny (yet heartfelt) way for any mom to take inventory of all of her accomplishments–and total up approximately how much money her kids owe her. Use it to make amends for all the countless things you took for granted growing up, or just give a helpful ‘heads-up’ to any new moms in your life. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a vintage inspired spot varnished hardcover and 200 unique pages filled with all of the amazing things that every mom does that are taken for granted. Moms can check off all of their ‘accomplishments’–aka, keeping you alive–or, you know, you could help her fill it out. It’s the least you can do. GIFT IT UP - Perfect for thanking mom for countless things, like: ‘Keeping the household running, despite being so ill that she probably should have been hospitalized.’ This journal makes a great gift because it provides a fun and lighthearted way for moms to record their experiences and memories with their children, no matter how traumatizing! Its the perfect gift for the perfect mother. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

JOURNAL - 5 year journals? Those are for amateurs. This line-a-day journal prompts you to write a sentence a day…for the rest of your life–well, for 25 years, at least. What you put in it is up to you, though. What you ate for lunch? Who you literally wanted to strangle? Or, maybe it’s time to finally write that novel–start today and it’ll be ready for publication in 25 short years. VINTAGE INSPIRED- Features a spot varnished hardcover and 384 pages, each filled with spots to write a ‘sentence’ about each and every day for the next 25 years. The front cover art is vintage inspired and adds a touch of charm and character to the pages. GIFT IT UP - The Life Sentence Journal by Brass Monkey makes a great gift because it provides a simple and manageable way for people to record their thoughts and experiences, we know how hard it is to come up with complex thoughts! Perfect for those who want to reflect on their lives and experiences, this book makes it super easy to stick to the habit of journaling, and maybe it will motivate your loved ones to finally do something with their lives, something worth writing a singular sentence about. Brass Monkey -We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

JOURNAL - Some of our most treasured memories include food–if not, you’re not eating the right stuff. Either way, our food journal has been specifically designed with that in mind. Finally, a spot to memorialize that one place with wood paneling that had those amazing fried pickles–and help you find it again. Each section features fun trivia about food, unique journaling prompts, and recommendations for off-the-beaten-path restaurants around the world. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound paper cover and 360 pages, divided into useful categories like: Food Trucks, Holes-in-the-wall, Casual-Fancy, & Places You’d take Your Mom. Includes fun trivia about food, unique journaling prompts, and quirky restaurant recommendations around the world. GIFT IT UP - The Pleased To Eat You Journal by Brass Monkey makes a great gift because it provides a fun and useful way for people to record their most interesting or boring(we don't judge!) meals. Since the book also includes recommendations for restaurants to try in all different cities and neighborhoods it makes a great resource for those who love to eat out and want to discover new and exciting dining experiences. You could also use the journal to promote healthier eating habits or you could just use it to memorialize the time you found the best 3am street tacos you've ever had in your life. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

FART DIARY - And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important moments of your life–you know, like those notable farts. That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Fart Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest fart. Think of all of the memories your grandchild will share as they flip through this window to your gastrointestinal history. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your best or worst gastrointestinal experience. With space for the date, location, summary of the experience, this fart diary will ensure your gassy stories will live on, possibly at the Smithsonian one day, depends on how gassy. GIFT IT UP - The Tiny Fart Diary by Brass Monkey makes a great gift because it provides a fun and memorable way for people to record their most interesting or boring(we don't judge!) farts. You could also use the diary to promote healthier eating habits or you could just use it to memorialize the time you trusted a fart way more than it deserved. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

TINY DIARY - And by tiny…we mean really tiny. This 2.75” by 3.75” journal will help you remember those important life changing thoughts and/or grocery lists. This luxurious felt-covered hardbound book features 112 gilded-edge pages–each one lined, perfect for jotting down notes, to-do lists, or profound realizations like–why is everyone so fascinated that every snowflake is unique? So are potatoes, and people couldn’t care less about that. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your best or worst eureka moments. With space for the date, location, summary of the brilliant realization, tiny thoughts diary will ensure your eccentric stories will live on, possibly at the Smithsonian one day, depends on how psychotic. GIFT IT UP - The Tiny Diary For Tiny Thoughts by Brass Monkey makes a great gift because it provides a fun and memorable way for people to record their most interesting or boring(we don't judge!) moments of self actualization. You could also use the diary to promote positive thinking habits or you could just use it to memorialize the time you forgot to buy milk at the grocery store.  Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

PLANNER - In this version of our daily planner series, each day gets a full page of real estate–it’s the perfect combination of a planner, journal, and that weird friend that knows the most random facts imaginable. Sure, it’s technically undated–but really, it’s more like 'un-yeared.’ See, we did all the hard work for you. We've already put in all the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays, celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. Just mark what day of the week it is, and you’re ready to go. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a cloth bound cover with embossed black foil artwork, an attached ribbon bookmark and 436 pages filled with important information like celebrity birthdays and random artwork. With space for the date, national holiday of the day, events by the hour, and a square grid for additional notes, this planner will help you become the best part time adult you can be. GIFT IT UP - The Part Time Adult Planner by Brass Monkey is the gift that keeps on giving. Whether you're interested in pop culture and history, or you just want to keep track of important dates to stay organized, this planner is a great gift for anyone who appreciates vintage style with a little sassiness to start off each day. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine China. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well-designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

MEMO PAD - Featuring 2 pads–each with its own special purpose. For example, use the yellow one to visualize how your day went with important sections like ‘crying’, ‘pretending to be busy’ and ‘thinking about food’. You can save the blue one for a dopamine boost as you tally up your daily tasks like ‘rolled eyes’ and ‘repeated myself.’ VINTAGE INSPIRED - Each pad features 100 pages. It’s the perfect way to keep track of your day. The pie chart section allows you see things like how you spent your time while the bar graph can show you your productivity levels throughout the day. It's a great way to stay organized and keep track of your daily progress or if you're like us, keep track of your daily shenanigans. GIFT IT UP - The A La Chart Notepad by Brass Monkey is a unique and functional gift for anyone who wants to stay organized and motivated. Not to mention, the vintage inspired design adds a charming aesthetic to your otherwise dull and boring workspace or home. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

Finally, an impersonation game that’s even better if you’re terrible at doing impressions. Inside you’ll find 500+ prompts, each featuring a well-known character, animal or object to mimic—and players compete by trying their best to imitate them. Psst: we’ve even included a pad of paper so you can add your own. Each round is judged on a randomly selected (and secret) criteria—everything from ‘most accurate’ to ‘unintentionally hilarious.’  It doesn’t matter if you’re talented or not—anyone can win when it comes to imitating a dog that’s about to throw up. Includes 300 game cards–each with a different prompt to mimic like ‘Kermit the Frog’ or ‘A Gumball Machine’.Includes pad of paper with 86 pages.Box measures 5” x 2.8” tall x 3” deep (127mm x 71mm x 76mm).Suitable for 2 to 8 players

Finally some conversations starters that won’t make you feel like you’re in a group therapy session. Inside you’ll find 200 unique and entertaining things that are actually interesting to talk about–you know, like ‘What’s the worst bathroom that you’ve ever been in?’ or ‘What childhood toy are you still a little resentful that you never got?’ Includes 200 question cards and some rules to turn it all into a game (if you want to, that is).Topics like ‘What’s the pettiest reason you’ve ever broken up with someone?’ and ‘What’s a secret talent no one in the room knows you have?’Each card measures 1.5" tall by 3.5" wide.(38mm x 89mm)Box measures 4.1" x 4.1” x 2” deep(104mm x 104mm x 50.8mm).

The best part of any vacation (besides the break from reality) is the people watching. So, why not make a game (or two) out of it? Inside each book are 2 sets of 12 bingo sheets, pre-filled with all the common (yet ridiculous) things that always seem to happen - so just hand them out & start people watching…competitively. Includes 24 pre-filled (& perforated) bingo cards, themed around road trips and family vacations.Psst: it’s played just like traditional bingo.Bonus: create your own personalized game with the blank cards in the back.Each soft-cover book measures 7” by 7”(178mm x 178mm).

DAD JOKES - Being a dad is hard enough as it is without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one liners on top of it. This set of 100 double sided cards feature a dad joke on the front and a place to add a little additional wisdom on the back. Get ready for endless laughs and eyerolls! VINTAGE INSPIRED - Cards include 100 absolutely timeless yet annoying dad jokes but are styled with a touch of nostalgia, perfect to make the dad in your life chuckle and reminisce about the good old days. GIFT IT UP - The Emergency Dad Jokes by Brass Monkey is a fun and humorous way to spend time with the fathers and children in your life. From witty one-liners to clever puns this collection is a perfect blend of vintage style and timeless humor. Its a gift that brings joy and creates unforgettable moments between you and your dad. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

SOCIAL GAME – Would you rather compete in a three-legged race with JFK, Madonna, or Serena Williams? Well, that probably depends on what you’d have to do with the other two. Consider this ‘Kiss*, Marry, Kill’ for people who are tired of the same old options.HOW TO PLAY - Players draw 3 random ‘celebrity’ cards and 3 equally random ‘activity’ cards–then full-on debate about which would make the ideal pairings. There’s a catch though–you’re not deciding which ones you would pick, but what you think that round’s ‘judge’ would choose. Aka, you win points for knowing just how weird your friends are.PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring Of ‘All The People’ to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends would rather sit next to JFK on a 14 hour flight over Madonna? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious combinations and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they share out of all the people who they would choose for these wacky experiences!GIFT IT UP - The Of All The People Social Game by Brass Monkey is going to be the biggest hit at your next party. It's easy to play and perfect for all ages, making it a great gift for anyone. The cards are designed with fun and whimsical combinations of celebrities and random activities that are sure to inspire some fun conversations and maybe even some questionable glances.Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

HORSESHOE GAME – Hate being outdoors? Us too. That’s why we created this smaller version of horseshoes that’s specifically designed to play indoors–making it perfect for a high-class party.HOW TO PLAY - Rules are simple: Throw the horseshoe and try to make it around the peg! While not a drinking game per se, it comes with an extra set of rules that makes it fun for more than just the kids. Comes with a 4 rubber horseshoes and 2 pegs along with an instruction sheet to help explain the ‘rules.’PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring Giddy Up to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know how to throw a horseshoe and make it land right on the peg? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of horseshoe pegging and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in competition mode as they try to race against each other and score points by tossing as many horseshoes around the peg as they can!GIFT IT UP - The Giddy Up Horseshoe Game by Brass Monkey is going to be the biggest hit at your next party. It's easy to play and perfect for all ages, making it a great gift for anyone. The horseshoes are designed with rubbers and 2 goal pegs to make it compact and easy to carry around. Take turns with friends or family members to see who can score the most points! The game will keep everyone entertained so enjoy tossing those horseshoes, cowboy.Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

TINY PASSWORD DIARY - And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important passwords of your life–you know, like that old AOL email you only use for sale notifications. That’s right. Finally. The Definitely Not My Passwords – A Tiny Password Diary is here. Every page will include space to write down passwords and what they're used for. Think of all the passwords your grandchild will read as they flip through this window trying to figure out what inheritance you left them. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your weirdest yet mind boggling password character rules. With space for the login, password, or security question, this password diary will ensure your online accounts will live on, making sure you get that 40% off coupon even in the year 3000. GIFT IT UP - The Tiny Passwords Diary by Brass Monkey makes a great gift because it provides a fun and memorable way for people to record their most interesting or boring (we don't judge!) passwords. You could also use the diary to remember security questions or password requirements if you don't trust the internet or your computer to do it for you. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

TINY SEX DIARY - And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important moments of your life–you know, like those intimate moments. That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Sex Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest escapade. Think of all the memories future you will look back on as you flip through this window to your own sexual history. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your best or worst sensual experience. With space for the date, location, summary of the experience, this sex diary will ensure your sultry stories will live on, possibly at the Smithsonian one day, depends on how alluring. GIFT IT UP - The Tiny Sex Diary by Brass Monkey makes a great gift because it provides a fun and memorable way for people to record their most interesting or boring(we don't judge!) erotic moments. You could also use the diary to promote healthier bed habits, or you could just use it to memorialize the time you trusted a person way more than they deserved. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

Googly Food Sticker BookBy Brass MonkeyFood with feelings—and a whole lot of attitude. The Googly Food Sticker Book is a deliciously snarky collection of vintage-inspired illustrations featuring googly-eyed snacks, meals, and pantry staples that aren’t afraid to judge. Whether you're dealing with bar tabs, tax bills, or just the chaos of daily life, these edible icons are here to say what you wish you could.Inside, you’ll find 18 pages of oversized stickers plus 2 bonus pages of vintage-style puffy stickers, all packed with clever commentary and expressive food faces. That’s over 60 stickers designed to stick anywhere and add a bite of humor to your day.Perfect for planners, scrapbooks, calendars, or sneakily decorating your coworker’s desk, this sticker book is a must-have for anyone who loves food, sass, and a touch of nostalgic charm.Whether you're gifting it or keeping it for your own sticker stash, the Googly Food Sticker Book is your new go-to for flavorful fun and unapologetic judgment.Brass Monkey is the line between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant design. We make well-crafted products with a sense of humor—because life’s too short for boring stickers.

GUIDE BOOK – Birds are beautiful majestic creatures—that happen to have names better suited for that guy who just cut you off in traffic. Features 160 pages, with illustrations and fun facts about all 75 birds. Hard-bound, debossed artwork cover. Impress people with both bird knowledge and witty comebacks. It’s a bird guide disguised as comedy gold!BOOK INCLUDES – Inside you'll find a comprehensive, illustrated guide to 75 of our species—based solely on how well their names roll off our tongues when we're mad. These are real birds by the way, which really makes you wonder what was going on the day they named 'roufous-rumped seedeater.' Geez, take it down a notch.EDUCATIONAL – The Illustrated Guide to Birds That Sound Like Insults introduces readers to real bird species they might not have known about, all while teaching fun facts about their habitats, behaviors, and characteristics. You’ll learn that the booby isn’t just a funny name—it’s a fascinating seabird with incredible diving skills. Plus, it’s a great way to sneak some ornithology into your life without feeling like you’re studying.GIFT IT UP - "An Illustrated Guide to Birds that Sound like Insults" makes a fantastic gift because it combines the joy of birdwatching with the fun of sounding incredibly rude—without actually being rude! It’s the perfect way to casually drop lines like, “You’re such a magpie!” or “Stop being a jackdaw!” and watch people wonder if they’ve just been insulted or complimented. With quirky illustrations and bird names that sound like insults (looking at you, booby), it’s ideal for anyone who enjoys a good laugh, wildlife, and pretending to be a sarcastic bird expert at the same time!Brass Monkey - We’re here to turn the things that people didn’t know they wanted into the things that they can’t live without. At Brass Monkey, we make well designed product that just happen to have a great sense of humor. If you want to have a few drinks and laugh about stupid stuff– well our gifts and games are right up your alley.

GUIDE BOOK – They say knowledge is power—so just imagine the superiority you'll feel with all this useless junk, er, power. Seriously, which are you going to use more—some dumb algebra, or a list of what they call corndogs in various countries? I think we all know the answer. Hard-bound, debossed artwork cover.BOOK INCLUDES – Inside you'll find a comprehensive 160 pages, filled with all sorts of lists, charts and fun facts. This indispensable compendium of weirdly entertaining info will fill your brain with the stuff they didn't teach you in school, mainly because they'd have lost their accreditation if they did.EDUCATIONAL – The Useful Guide to Useless Facts that are Kinda Useful sneaks learning into your life through random, entertaining tidbits. It’s packed with quirky information—like why flamingos are pink or how a day on Venus is longer than a year—that might seem useless at first but can actually make you smarter, funnier, or the MVP at trivia night!GIFT IT UP - "A Useful Guide to Useless Facts that are Kinda Useful" makes a great gift because it’s like giving someone the ultimate toolkit for impressing strangers and confusing friends. It’s packed with random trivia—that’s totally useless... except when it’s just the thing you need to win an argument or sound like the smartest person in the room at a party. It’s the perfect way to look clever while actually being hilariously unhelpful, and it’s ideal for those who love a good laugh, a fun fact, and a way to turn every conversation into a quirky trivia contest.Brass Monkey - We’re here to turn the things that people didn’t know they wanted into the things that they can’t live without. At Brass Monkey, we make well designed product that just happen to have a great sense of humor. If you want to have a few drinks and laugh about stupid stuff– well our gifts and games are right up your alley.

Haunted Dolls Sticker BookBy Brass MonkeyMorbid fun meets vintage charm in the Haunted Dolls Sticker Book—a delightfully creepy collection of oversized stickers featuring haunted dolls with googly eyes and snarky commentary. Whether you're summoning spirits or just spicing up your planner, these stickers are here to haunt your everyday life in the best way possible.Inside, you’ll find 18 pages of haunted doll stickers plus 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired puffy stickers, all packed with clever quips and eerie expressions. That’s over 60 stickers designed to stick anywhere and add a touch of spooky sass to your world.Perfect for calendars, coworker desks, party invites, or even your parking ticket (because why not?), this book is a must-have for anyone who loves Halloween, humor, and a little bit of weird.Whether you're gifting it, using it, or hoarding it like the sticker-loving adult you are, the Haunted Dolls Sticker Book is your new favorite fright-night essential.Brass Monkey makes the products you didn’t know you needed—but now can’t live without. Humor-forward, design-savvy, and unapologetically strange. Boo baskets encouraged.

Googly & Bright Sticker BookBy Brass MonkeyHoliday cheer just got a little snarkier. The Googly & Bright Sticker Book is your festive fix of oversized stickers packed with googly-eyed characters and clever commentary. Whether you're decking the halls, dodging mall Santas, or just trying to survive the season with your sense of humor intact, this sticker book brings the perfect dose of irreverent joy.Inside, you’ll find 19 pages of holiday-themed stickers plus 1 bonus page of googly eyes, all crammed with as much seasonal sass as we could fit—over 60 stickers in total. From sarcastic snowmen to punny presents, these stickers are designed to stick anywhere and make everything a little more ridiculous.Perfect for planners, party invites, scrapbooks, or sneakily decorating your coworker’s desk, this book is a must-have for anyone who believes the holidays should come with laughter and a little glitter.Whether you're gifting it, using it, or hoarding it like the sticker-loving adult you are, the Googly & Bright Sticker Book is your new holiday essential.Brass Monkey makes the products you didn’t know you needed—but now can’t live without. Humor-forward, design-savvy, and unapologetically weird. No elf required.

CONVERSATION STARTER – You don’t have to be high to ponder some of life’s most significant, thought-provoking questions–you know, important stuff like ‘do you think popcorn is a vegetable?’ So inside you’ll find 200 hilarious, yet profoundly ‘deep’ topics that are actually fun to talk about. Includes 200 questions cards and some rules to turn it all into a game (if you want to, that is)PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring Stoner Thoughts to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! It's the perfect way to spark up some interesting conversations! With prompts like "If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you really the waiter?" will the answers you and your friends tell be memorable but possibly scarring? Pull out a card and find out! It's a card deck that will give you a night of hilarious conversations and unforgettable memories!GIFT IT UP – Stoner Thoughts Conversation Starters by Brass Monkey makes a hilarious gift because it’s packed with all the deep, mind-bending questions that might only occur after a little too much time spent staring at a pizza box. It’s perfect for those who love overthinking things, getting a little existential, and laughing at questions that probably don’t have answers.Brass Monkey - We’re here to turn the things that people didn’t know they wanted into the things that they can’t live without. At Brass Monkey, we make well designed product that just happen to have a great sense of humor. If you want to have a few drinks and laugh about stupid stuff– well our gifts and games are right up your alley.

BALANCE GAME – A wooden balance game, based on a balancing act in and of itself—Trying to get all the groceries inside in just one trip. What do you mean it's not physically possible to carry twenty bags in at once? Players compete by trying to add increasingly ridiculous items on top of the eponymous Nick—without knocking him over and dropping everything.HOW TO PLAY - Players complete by taking turns adding increasingly ridiculous grocery themed items on top of a man shaped starting block–as they try not to be the one that knocks it all down. Includes 19 wood game pieces with double-sided printing and instruction sheet.PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring the One Trip Nick Balance Game to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends can stack ridiculous grocery items on a rocking man without knocking them over? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious stacking combinations and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they try to take turns stacking these items without being the one to knock it all down!GIFT IT UP - The One Trip Nick Balance Game by Brass Monkey is going to be the biggest hit at your next party. It's easy to play and perfect for all ages, making it a great gift for anyone. The wooden pieces are designed with a vintage style, making game play more interesting and are sure to inspire some old school competition! Brass Monkey - We’re here to turn the things that people didn’t know they wanted into the things that they can’t live without. At Brass Monkey, we make well designed product that just happen to have a great sense of humor. If you want to have a few drinks and laugh about stupid stuff– well our gifts and games are right up your alley.

TRIVIA – Trivia should be fun–not feel like a homework assignment. That’s why we’ve filled ours with as many weird and obscure animal facts as we could find…and even better, you’ll choose questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: “I Smell A Rat”–which are questions about animal odors. Includes 200 unique trivia cards specifically themed around animals.HOW TO PLAY - Suitable for 2 to 8 (or more) players, it's the ultimate test of sports knowledge - weird edition. Inside, you'll find 200 unique trivia cards, each packed with bizarre facts and unexpected tidbits from the world of sports. But wait, there's more! We've also included an instruction sheet with three different ways to play – so whether you're feeling like a trivia whiz or just looking for a casual laugh, there's a game mode for you.PERFECT PARTY GAME - Picture this: a room filled with laughter, cheers, and maybe even a few raised eyebrows as players go headfirst into the world of useless animal trivia. It's the perfect icebreaker, sparking lively conversations among guests of all ages. Plus, with 200 unique trivia cards themed around animals, there's never a dull moment. So grab the useless animal trivia deck, gather your crew, and guess what kind of pheromone bees release when they're angryGIFT IT UP - The Useless Animal Trivia set from Brass Monkey makes a great gift for anyone who wants to impress their friends. It's the perfect blend of fun and educational, not to mention great at sparking interesting conversations. Who needs small talk when you've got useless animal trivia. Brass Monkey - We’re here to turn the things that people didn’t know they wanted into the things that they can’t live without. At Brass Monkey, we make well designed product that just happen to have a great sense of humor. If you want to have a few drinks and laugh about stupid stuff– well our gifts and games are right up your alley.