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Moody Cats Sticker BookBy Brass MonkeyYour cat may silently judge you—but these stickers do it out loud. The Moody Cats Sticker Book is a hilariously snarky collection of vintage-inspired feline illustrations paired with even moodier commentary. Whether you're dealing with bar tabs, tax bills, or just life in general, these cats are here to say what you wish you could.Inside, you’ll find 18 pages of oversized stickers plus 2 bonus pages of vintage-style puffy stickers, all packed with judgy cats and biting wit. That’s over 60 stickers designed to stick anywhere and deliver maximum sass.Perfect for planners, scrapbooks, calendars, or sneakily decorating your coworker’s desk, this sticker book is a must-have for anyone who loves cats, humor, and a touch of nostalgic charm.Whether you're gifting it or keeping it for your own sticker stash, the Moody Cats Sticker Book is the purr-fect way to add personality to your everyday life.Brass Monkey is the line between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant design. We make well-crafted products with a sense of humor—because life’s too short for boring stickers.

PLANNER - In this version of our daily planner series, each day gets a full page of real estate–it’s the perfect combination of a planner, journal, and that weird friend that knows the most random facts imaginable. Sure, it’s technically undated–but really, it’s more like 'un-yeared.’ See, we did all the hard work for you. We've already put in all the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays, celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. Just mark what day of the week it is, and you’re ready to go. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a cloth bound cover with embossed black foil artwork, an attached ribbon bookmark and 436 pages filled with important information like celebrity birthdays and random artwork. With space for the date, national holiday of the day, events by the hour, and a square grid for additional notes, this planner will help you become the best part time adult you can be. GIFT IT UP - The Part Time Adult Planner by Brass Monkey is the gift that keeps on giving. Whether you're interested in pop culture and history, or you just want to keep track of important dates to stay organized, this planner is a great gift for anyone who appreciates vintage style with a little sassiness to start off each day. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine China. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well-designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

Shady Birds Sticker BookBy Brass MonkeyBirds of a feather judge together. The Shady Birds Sticker Book is a hilariously snarky collection of vintage-inspired avian illustrations paired with biting commentary. These birds don’t chirp—they roast. Whether you're dealing with bar tabs, tax bills, or just the chaos of daily life, these feathered critics are here to say what you wish you could.Inside, you’ll find 18 pages of oversized stickers plus 2 bonus pages of vintage-style puffy stickers, all packed with shady birds and savage one-liners. That’s over 60 stickers designed to stick anywhere and deliver maximum sass.Perfect for planners, scrapbooks, calendars, or sneakily decorating your coworker’s desk, this sticker book is a must-have for anyone who loves birds, humor, and a touch of nostalgic charm.Whether you're gifting it or keeping it for your own sticker stash, the Shady Birds Sticker Book is your new go-to for feathered fun and unapologetic judgment.Brass Monkey is the line between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant design. We make well-crafted products with a sense of humor—because life’s too short for boring stickers.

COLORING BOOK – The Salty Birds Coloring Book by Brass Monkey delivers 80 pages of cheeky, chirpy chaos. It’s packed with countless birds flaunting serious attitude and equally sassy quotes. This isn’t your typical relaxing nature book—this is a flock of foul-mouthed fowl ready to ruffle your feathers (in the best way possible). Perfect for laughing while you color outside the lines.FEATHERED ATTITUDE – Inside, discover an aviary of judgmental jays, sarcastic sparrows, and blunt-beaked buddies, each paired with a hilariously salty one-liner. Every page combines vintage-style illustrations with unapologetically honest bird banter—it’s nature with a snarky twist.PERFECT FOR GIFTING – Great for bird nerds, sass enthusiasts, and anyone who’s ever been personally victimized by a pigeon. Whether it’s a birthday, holiday, or random Tuesday, Salty Birds makes a laugh-out-loud gift for friends who appreciate a little attitude with their art supplies.PREMIUM DETAILS – With thick, high-quality paper and single-sided pages, this 8.5” x 10” coloring book is designed for markers, pencils, or whatever you use to bring your birds to life. Hang them proudly or keep them for your own squawk therapy session—no judgment here.BRASS MONKEY – At Brass Monkey, we blend vintage aesthetics with modern-day sarcasm. Whether it’s planners, puzzles, or unapologetically snarky birds, our stuff is designed to entertain, offend (just a little), and make you laugh louder than a cockatoo at a cocktail party.

Haunted Dolls Sticker BookBy Brass MonkeyMorbid fun meets vintage charm in the Haunted Dolls Sticker Book—a delightfully creepy collection of oversized stickers featuring haunted dolls with googly eyes and snarky commentary. Whether you're summoning spirits or just spicing up your planner, these stickers are here to haunt your everyday life in the best way possible.Inside, you’ll find 18 pages of haunted doll stickers plus 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired puffy stickers, all packed with clever quips and eerie expressions. That’s over 60 stickers designed to stick anywhere and add a touch of spooky sass to your world.Perfect for calendars, coworker desks, party invites, or even your parking ticket (because why not?), this book is a must-have for anyone who loves Halloween, humor, and a little bit of weird.Whether you're gifting it, using it, or hoarding it like the sticker-loving adult you are, the Haunted Dolls Sticker Book is your new favorite fright-night essential.Brass Monkey makes the products you didn’t know you needed—but now can’t live without. Humor-forward, design-savvy, and unapologetically strange. Boo baskets encouraged.

MEMO PAD - Featuring 2 pads–each with its own special purpose. For example, use the yellow one to visualize how your day went with important sections like ‘crying’, ‘pretending to be busy’ and ‘thinking about food’. You can save the blue one for a dopamine boost as you tally up your daily tasks like ‘rolled eyes’ and ‘repeated myself.’ VINTAGE INSPIRED - Each pad features 100 pages. It’s the perfect way to keep track of your day. The pie chart section allows you see things like how you spent your time while the bar graph can show you your productivity levels throughout the day. It's a great way to stay organized and keep track of your daily progress or if you're like us, keep track of your daily shenanigans. GIFT IT UP - The A La Chart Notepad by Brass Monkey is a unique and functional gift for anyone who wants to stay organized and motivated. Not to mention, the vintage inspired design adds a charming aesthetic to your otherwise dull and boring workspace or home. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

Playing cards are typically either beautiful (and boring) or novelty (and ugly). We’re looking to change that. These well-crafted designer-ish card decks will be as beautiful as they are entertaining. They’ll be sprinkled with dry wit throughout, while also drawing visual inspiration from our favorite vintage sources mixed with modern & fresh themes. Don’t worry though, all of that said, these will be designed to be functional first and foremost.Includes 54 cards, each measuring 2.5” wide by 3.5” tall (63mm x 89mm).Lidded box measures 2.8” wide by 3.6” tall by 1” deep (71mm x 91mm x 25mm).

DAD JOKES - Being a dad is hard enough as it is without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one liners on top of it. This set of 100 double sided cards feature a dad joke on the front and a place to add a little additional wisdom on the back. Get ready for endless laughs and eyerolls! VINTAGE INSPIRED - Cards include 100 absolutely timeless yet annoying dad jokes but are styled with a touch of nostalgia, perfect to make the dad in your life chuckle and reminisce about the good old days. GIFT IT UP - The Emergency Dad Jokes by Brass Monkey is a fun and humorous way to spend time with the fathers and children in your life. From witty one-liners to clever puns this collection is a perfect blend of vintage style and timeless humor. Its a gift that brings joy and creates unforgettable moments between you and your dad. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

DICE ERASER SET – Gone are the days of utilitarian erasers that only exist for one function—now you can correct errors and sneak in a quick round of craps at the same time. This set of 2 erasers will be fully playable–with the added ability to erase any mistakes you make in the process. Other than letting it ride, that is. MULTIFUNCTIONAL - Set includes 2 erasers that are novelty jumbo sized but also fully functional. So, whether you need to correct a math problem or want to place a quick game, these dice erasers have got you covered. Plus, their large size makes them easy to handle and harder to lose! GIFT IT UP - The Dice Eraser Set by Brass Monkey is perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of novelty to their work or school life. It's a must have for school, work, or just as a playful desk accessory. Made with high quality rubber these erasers are built to last, both through years of schools or years of craps! Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

Googly Food Sticker BookBy Brass MonkeyFood with feelings—and a whole lot of attitude. The Googly Food Sticker Book is a deliciously snarky collection of vintage-inspired illustrations featuring googly-eyed snacks, meals, and pantry staples that aren’t afraid to judge. Whether you're dealing with bar tabs, tax bills, or just the chaos of daily life, these edible icons are here to say what you wish you could.Inside, you’ll find 18 pages of oversized stickers plus 2 bonus pages of vintage-style puffy stickers, all packed with clever commentary and expressive food faces. That’s over 60 stickers designed to stick anywhere and add a bite of humor to your day.Perfect for planners, scrapbooks, calendars, or sneakily decorating your coworker’s desk, this sticker book is a must-have for anyone who loves food, sass, and a touch of nostalgic charm.Whether you're gifting it or keeping it for your own sticker stash, the Googly Food Sticker Book is your new go-to for flavorful fun and unapologetic judgment.Brass Monkey is the line between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant design. We make well-crafted products with a sense of humor—because life’s too short for boring stickers.

GUIDE BOOK – Birds are beautiful majestic creatures—that happen to have names better suited for that guy who just cut you off in traffic. Features 160 pages, with illustrations and fun facts about all 75 birds. Hard-bound, debossed artwork cover. Impress people with both bird knowledge and witty comebacks. It’s a bird guide disguised as comedy gold!BOOK INCLUDES – Inside you'll find a comprehensive, illustrated guide to 75 of our species—based solely on how well their names roll off our tongues when we're mad. These are real birds by the way, which really makes you wonder what was going on the day they named 'roufous-rumped seedeater.' Geez, take it down a notch.EDUCATIONAL – The Illustrated Guide to Birds That Sound Like Insults introduces readers to real bird species they might not have known about, all while teaching fun facts about their habitats, behaviors, and characteristics. You’ll learn that the booby isn’t just a funny name—it’s a fascinating seabird with incredible diving skills. Plus, it’s a great way to sneak some ornithology into your life without feeling like you’re studying.GIFT IT UP - "An Illustrated Guide to Birds that Sound like Insults" makes a fantastic gift because it combines the joy of birdwatching with the fun of sounding incredibly rude—without actually being rude! It’s the perfect way to casually drop lines like, “You’re such a magpie!” or “Stop being a jackdaw!” and watch people wonder if they’ve just been insulted or complimented. With quirky illustrations and bird names that sound like insults (looking at you, booby), it’s ideal for anyone who enjoys a good laugh, wildlife, and pretending to be a sarcastic bird expert at the same time!Brass Monkey - We’re here to turn the things that people didn’t know they wanted into the things that they can’t live without. At Brass Monkey, we make well designed product that just happen to have a great sense of humor. If you want to have a few drinks and laugh about stupid stuff– well our gifts and games are right up your alley.

GUIDE BOOK – They say knowledge is power—so just imagine the superiority you'll feel with all this useless junk, er, power. Seriously, which are you going to use more—some dumb algebra, or a list of what they call corndogs in various countries? I think we all know the answer. Hard-bound, debossed artwork cover.BOOK INCLUDES – Inside you'll find a comprehensive 160 pages, filled with all sorts of lists, charts and fun facts. This indispensable compendium of weirdly entertaining info will fill your brain with the stuff they didn't teach you in school, mainly because they'd have lost their accreditation if they did.EDUCATIONAL – The Useful Guide to Useless Facts that are Kinda Useful sneaks learning into your life through random, entertaining tidbits. It’s packed with quirky information—like why flamingos are pink or how a day on Venus is longer than a year—that might seem useless at first but can actually make you smarter, funnier, or the MVP at trivia night!GIFT IT UP - "A Useful Guide to Useless Facts that are Kinda Useful" makes a great gift because it’s like giving someone the ultimate toolkit for impressing strangers and confusing friends. It’s packed with random trivia—that’s totally useless... except when it’s just the thing you need to win an argument or sound like the smartest person in the room at a party. It’s the perfect way to look clever while actually being hilariously unhelpful, and it’s ideal for those who love a good laugh, a fun fact, and a way to turn every conversation into a quirky trivia contest.Brass Monkey - We’re here to turn the things that people didn’t know they wanted into the things that they can’t live without. At Brass Monkey, we make well designed product that just happen to have a great sense of humor. If you want to have a few drinks and laugh about stupid stuff– well our gifts and games are right up your alley.

BE YOUR WORST SELF – Finally, a self-help book for people who absolutely refuse to be helped. This is your go-to guide for dishing out wildly questionable advice using the power of reverse psychology. Whether you’re dealing with stubborn friends, rebellious teens, or coworkers who never listen, this book gives you the “perfect” wrong thing to say—so they might actually do the right thing. It’s unhelpful on purpose, and that’s exactly the point. WHAT’S IN THE BOX – A collection of hilariously misguided advice covering life’s everyday challenges, from relationships to responsibilities to that one weird habit no one talks about. Each bit of “wisdom” is crafted to get a reaction—whether that’s eye rolls, laughter, or someone accidentally taking your terrible advice seriously. LAUGH-OUT-LOUD LIFE LESSONS – Perfect for flipping through, sharing out loud, or strategically deploying when someone asks for your opinion (big mistake). It’s sarcasm at its finest, packed with lines like “Whatever you do, don’t shave those wispy upper-lip hairs—it drives the ladies crazy.” You’re welcome. ACTUAL GOOD GIFT IDEA – Know a contrarian? A teen who won’t listen? Or someone who prides themselves on doing the opposite of what they’re told? This is the perfect gift for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or anyone who appreciates humor with a rebellious streak. BRASS MONKEY – We’re that strange corner of the gift shop where retro kitsch and clever chaos live in harmony. Our stuff is smart, funny, and unapologetically weird—kind of like your group chat, but on shelves. At Brass Monkey, we make well-designed products with a side of snark. Because honestly, the world’s serious enough. Let’s make everyday stuff a little more fun.

Googly & Bright Sticker BookBy Brass MonkeyHoliday cheer just got a little snarkier. The Googly & Bright Sticker Book is your festive fix of oversized stickers packed with googly-eyed characters and clever commentary. Whether you're decking the halls, dodging mall Santas, or just trying to survive the season with your sense of humor intact, this sticker book brings the perfect dose of irreverent joy.Inside, you’ll find 19 pages of holiday-themed stickers plus 1 bonus page of googly eyes, all crammed with as much seasonal sass as we could fit—over 60 stickers in total. From sarcastic snowmen to punny presents, these stickers are designed to stick anywhere and make everything a little more ridiculous.Perfect for planners, party invites, scrapbooks, or sneakily decorating your coworker’s desk, this book is a must-have for anyone who believes the holidays should come with laughter and a little glitter.Whether you're gifting it, using it, or hoarding it like the sticker-loving adult you are, the Googly & Bright Sticker Book is your new holiday essential.Brass Monkey makes the products you didn’t know you needed—but now can’t live without. Humor-forward, design-savvy, and unapologetically weird. No elf required.

CONVERSATION STARTER – You don’t have to be high to ponder some of life’s most significant, thought-provoking questions–you know, important stuff like ‘do you think popcorn is a vegetable?’ So inside you’ll find 200 hilarious, yet profoundly ‘deep’ topics that are actually fun to talk about. Includes 200 questions cards and some rules to turn it all into a game (if you want to, that is)PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring Stoner Thoughts to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! It's the perfect way to spark up some interesting conversations! With prompts like "If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you really the waiter?" will the answers you and your friends tell be memorable but possibly scarring? Pull out a card and find out! It's a card deck that will give you a night of hilarious conversations and unforgettable memories!GIFT IT UP – Stoner Thoughts Conversation Starters by Brass Monkey makes a hilarious gift because it’s packed with all the deep, mind-bending questions that might only occur after a little too much time spent staring at a pizza box. It’s perfect for those who love overthinking things, getting a little existential, and laughing at questions that probably don’t have answers.Brass Monkey - We’re here to turn the things that people didn’t know they wanted into the things that they can’t live without. At Brass Monkey, we make well designed product that just happen to have a great sense of humor. If you want to have a few drinks and laugh about stupid stuff– well our gifts and games are right up your alley.

SOCIAL GAME – A party game all about identifying movies–from the worst descriptions humanly possible. Features 125 game cards–each featuring a uniquely-terrible description of an 80s movie. Includes instructions for two distinct ways to play (competitive & casual). Suitable for 2 to 8 players. Enjoy the game on the go or expand your original edition!HOW TO PLAY: Compete with your friends to identify popular 80s movies from the most convoluted movie summaries possible. Has your mom ever tried to explain a film that she just watched? Did it make one ounce of sense? Of course not–and that’s precisely the inspiration for this game. For example: A baby's life is forever changed by a watermelon. Psst, it’s 'Dirty Dancing’.PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring the Mini Poorly Explained Movies - 80s Edition to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know 80s movies from extremely bad summaries? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious conversations and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they try to guess in which movie do four friends roast a marshmallow together (hint: they start a business)!GIFT IT UP - The Poorly Explained Movies - 80s Edition makes the ultimate gift for anyone who loves nostalgia, big hair, and questionable plotlines. It’s a totally rad way to bring together movie buffs, pop culture nerds, or really anyone who just wants an excuse to say "radical" unironically.Brass Monkey - We’re here to turn the things that people didn’t know they wanted into the things that they can’t live without. At Brass Monkey, we make well designed product that just happen to have a great sense of humor. If you want to have a few drinks and laugh about stupid stuff– well our gifts and games are right up your alley.

TINY DIARY - And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important secrets of your life. It's perfect for confessing your deepest, darkest secrets—or just that time you drank all the milk and put the jug back. Either way, if this gets used in court one day, we've done our job.. That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Secret Diary is here.VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your weirdest yet mind boggling secret. With space for all kinds of memorable tidbits, this secret diary will ensure your stories and secrets will live on, making sure you get that future guilt even in the year 3000.HIGH QUALITY – Its durable hardcover ensures your secrets are safe, while its compact size makes it easy to tuck away or carry with you. The pages are crafted from premium paper, perfect for jotting down passwords or secret notes. With a clever design and a touch of humor, it’s not just practical—it’s fun to use. Perfect for anyone who values both privacy and a good laugh!GIFT IT UP - The Tiny Diary For Not So Tiny Secrets by Brass Monkey makes a great gift because it provides a fun and memorable way for people to record their most interesting or boring(we don't judge!) deep dark secrets. You could also use the diary to write about being a good person or you could just use it to memorialize the time you called your teacher ""mom"". Brass Monkey - We’re here to turn the things that people didn’t know they wanted into the things that they can’t live without. At Brass Monkey, we make well designed product that just happen to have a great sense of humor. If you want to have a few drinks and laugh about stupid stuff– well our gifts and games are right up your alley.

MAGNETIC BOOKMARK SET — Brass Monkey’s Magnetic Moody Cats Bookmark Set includes three cat-shaped bookmarks that are equal parts functional and full of feline attitude. Each sleek silhouette features a hidden magnetic clasp to securely hold your place—no dog-eared pages, no judgment (well, maybe a little).INCLUDES 3 UNIQUE DESIGNS — This set features three distinct cat poses, each paired with a delightfully quirky quote printed right on the bookmark. Whether curled up, stretching, or perched in silent sass, these cats bring personality and humor to your reading routine. PURR-FECTLY GIFTABLE — A clever gift for book lovers, cat enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a little snark with their story time. Compact and reusable, these bookmarks are ideal for stocking stuffers, teacher gifts, or just treating yourself to something charming and cheeky. QUALITY & QUIRK — Made with durable materials and strong magnets, these bookmarks are built to last and stay put. Their slim design makes them easy to carry, while their bold silhouettes and witty quotes add a fun visual pop to any book or journal. BRASS MONKEY — At Brass Monkey, we turn the things people didn’t know they needed into the things they can’t live without. Our products blend vintage aesthetics with modern wit—perfect for anyone who likes their gifts with a little edge and a lot of personality.

MAGNETIC BOOKMARK SET — Brass Monkey’s Magnetic Salty Birds Bookmark Set features three bird-shaped bookmarks that are equal parts functional and fabulously feathered. Each sleek silhouette clips securely to your page with hidden magnets, keeping your spot without ruffling any pages—or feathers. INCLUDES 3 UNIQUE DESIGNS — This set includes three distinct bird poses, each paired with a delightfully quirky quote printed right on the bookmark. Whether perched, mid-flight, or giving side-eye from the margins, these birds bring a splash of personality to your reading routine. PERFECT FOR GIFTING — A clever gift for book lovers, birdwatchers, and anyone who appreciates a little winged wit. Compact and reusable, these bookmarks are ideal for stocking stuffers, teacher gifts, or just treating yourself to something charming and cheeky. QUALITY & QUIRK — Made with durable materials and strong magnets, these bookmarks are built to last and stay put. Their slim design makes them easy to carry, while their bold silhouettes and printed quotes add a fun visual pop to any book or journal. BRASS MONKEY — At Brass Monkey, we turn the things people didn’t know they needed into the things they can’t live without. Our products blend vintage aesthetics with modern wit—perfect for anyone who likes their gifts with a little edge and a lot of personality.

EMERGENCY PICK-UP LINES – When words fail you (or you're just too flustered to be charming), this set of 100 double-sided cards comes to the rescue. Packed with flirty one-liners, awkward icebreakers, and hilariously questionable compliments, each card is your ticket to starting a conversation—or at least making someone laugh. Bonus: the back of each card has space for notes, doodles, or tracking your batting average. Because hey, flirting is a numbers game.FOR THOSE “OH NO, I NEED A LINE” MOMENTS – Whether you're out on the town, stuck in a meet-cute at the bookstore, or trying to text without sounding like a robot, this deck is your new secret weapon. Use it to charm strangers, flirt with friends, or just make yourself laugh in the mirror like the dazzling human you are. Keep a few in your pocket—you never know when you'll need to make a memorable first impression.VINTAGE STYLE, MODERN FLIRTING – Styled with retro vibes and just the right touch of wink-nudge nostalgia, these cards look like they could've been swiped from your cool uncle’s 1970s game night. But don’t worry—these pick-up lines are designed for today’s dating scene. Equal parts clever and cringe, they’re the perfect mix of old-school charm and current-day confidence.GIFT IT (OR FLIRT RESPONSIBLY) – This deck makes a hilarious gift for that friend who’s single and loving it (or single and deeply confused by it). Great for bachelorette parties, date nights, or just giving your situationship something to talk about. It’s cheeky, playful, and actually kind of useful. Bonus points if they actually use one of the lines in public—we dare you.BRASS MONKEY – We’re the brand that lives between roadside souvenirs and high-end design. Brass Monkey makes things people didn’t know they needed, but now can’t live without. Our products are equal parts clever and well-designed—with a sense of humor that’s just the right amount of wrong. If you like bold gifts, vintage looks, and jokes that toe the line, welcome to your new favorite thing.

SHELL YEAH STICKER BOOK – Adults like stickers, too. We just grew out of trapper keepers (tragically), which is exactly why the Shell Yeah Sticker Book exists—to bring the joy of stickers back, no binder required. This book is packed with silly seashells sporting googly eyes and clever, cheeky comments. From sassy scallops to pun-loving conches, these stickers are here to bring a little beachy mischief to your daily life. BOOK INCLUDES – Dive into 18 pages of oversized stickers plus 1 bonus page of google eyes. Each page is loaded with as many shell-themed characters and snarky sayings as we could possibly fit (science says over 60, but we say “a boatload”). Every sticker is full of personality and ready to shell-ebrate with you. USE THEM EVERYWHERE – Stick them on your laptop, your planner, your water bottle, or slip one on a coworker’s keyboard just to say “shell yeah.” These stickers cling with determination and are perfect for journaling, decorating snail mail, or just hoarding like the sticker-loving adult you are. GIFT IT UP – Whether it’s for a birthday, a beach trip, or a just-because-you-love-mollusks moment, the Shell Yeah Sticker Book makes a hilarious and heartfelt gift. Ideal for ocean lovers, pun enthusiasts, or anyone who knows that life’s better with a little silliness and some shiny stickers. BRASS MONKEY – We create the kinds of products people never knew they needed but now can’t live without. At Brass Monkey, we’re here for the good laughs, salty jokes, and the perfect sticker book to spice up adulthood. No sunscreen required.

COLORING BOOK – The Judgy Fish Coloring Book by Brass Monkey reels in 80 pages of snarky underwater side-eye. It’s packed with countless fish—grumpy, unimpressed, and absolutely done with your nonsense—paired with hilariously salty quotes. Dive into a sea of sass that’s perfect for stress relief, sarcasm, and coloring outside the lines.UNDERWATER ATTITUDE – Meet a whole school of sarcastic salmon, passive-aggressive pufferfish, and downright judgy goldfish. Each page features vintage-style aquatic illustrations and razor-sharp one-liners that make it clear: these fish are not here to make friends. It’s the perfect mashup of art and attitude.PERFECT FOR GIFTING – Great for ocean lovers, drama queens, or anyone who’s ever felt silently judged by a pet beta. Judgy Fish is a laugh-out-loud gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because your friend needs a little deep-sea shade in their life.PREMIUM DETAILS – With thick, high-quality paper and single-sided pages, this 8.5” x 10” coloring book is ideal for markers, pencils, or whatever you use to bring your salty swimmers to life. Frame them, share them, or keep them for your own passive-aggressive pleasure.BRASS MONKEY – At Brass Monkey, we make vintage-inspired products with a bite. Whether it’s planners, puzzles, or cranky cartoon fish, our stuff blends classic style with modern snark to help you laugh, unwind, and maybe offend a few people along the way.

Beyond Bored At The Holidays Edition Activity BookBy Brass MonkeyAn activity book with a festive attitude. The Beyond Bored At The Holidays is like Highlights for Children-at-heart—if those children were hopped up on peppermint bark and sarcasm. Packed with hidden-picture puzzles, mazes, coloring pages, connect-the-dots, and more, this book is designed for adults (with the maturity level of fourth graders) who need a break from wrapping presents and pretending to enjoy fruitcake.Vintage Vibes, Holiday Chaos. Inspired by old-school design and printed on uncoated paper (perfect for pens or pencils, if you're into cheating), this book lets you dive into a world of festive sudoku, word searches, and holiday-themed nonsense. It’s the perfect excuse to ignore your to-do list and embrace the joy of doing absolutely nothing productive.What’s Inside? 200 pages of puzzles, games, and other ways to waste your valuable holiday time. Whether you're hiding from relatives or just need a break from the seasonal madness, this book is your go-to companion for creative procrastination and inner-child revival.Perfect for Gifting. Great for Christmas, Secret Santa, stocking stuffers, or anyone who thinks the holidays should come with laughter and a little low-effort fun. The Beyond Bored At The Holidays is the perfect gift for those looking to add a touch of whimsy (and a dash of snark) to their seasonal downtime.Brass Monkey makes the products you didn’t know you needed—but now can’t live without. Humor-forward, design-savvy, and unapologetically weird. No reindeer required.

EMERGENCY IOU CARDS – Holiday panic? Solved. The Emergency IOU Cards by Brass Monkey are your last-minute lifesaver for when the gift didn’t arrive, the cookies burned, or you simply forgot. This set of 100 double-sided cards features a cheeky IOU on the front and space on the back to personalize your promise—whether it’s for a coffee, a hug, or a future gift that’s still “in the mail.” VINTAGE INSPIRED – Styled with nostalgic flair, these cards feel like something you found in grandma’s junk drawer—but funnier. The retro design adds charm to your holiday scramble, making even the most questionable IOU feel heartfelt and hilarious. GIFT IT UP – Whether you’re dodging shipping delays or embracing your inner procrastinator, the Emergency IOU Cards are a clever way to keep the holiday spirit alive. They’re perfect for parties, stocking stuffers, or anyone who believes that intention counts more than execution (especially when paired with a wink and a cookie). Brass Monkey – We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things people didn’t know they wanted into the things they can’t live without. Well-designed products with a sense of humor and a healthy dose of holiday chaos.

Trash Bandits Sticker BookBy Brass MonkeyDumpster chic meets unapologetic attitude in the Trash Bandits Sticker Book—a gloriously messy collection of oversized stickers featuring raccoons, possums, pigeons, and other urban icons with googly eyes and snarky commentary. Whether you're decorating your planner or marking your territory, these critters are here to add some trashy charm to your everyday life.Inside, you’ll find 18 pages of trash animal stickers + 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired puffy stickers, all packed with clever quips and chaotic energy. That’s over 60 stickers designed to stick anywhere and make everything a little more feral.Perfect for calendars, coworker desks, party invites, or even your recycling bin (because why not?), this book is a must-have for anyone who loves animals, humor, and a whole lot of weird.

MAKE YOUR OWN ROMANTASY BOOK – The Make Your Own Romantasy Book is your playful escape into a world of love, magic, and chaos. This fill‑in‑the‑blank style book lets you craft your own swoon‑worthy tale—whether it’s a forbidden kiss in the moonlight, a dragon‑riding date, or a meet‑cute in a cursed library. Each page gives you the setup, and you provide the twist.VINTAGE INSPIRED – Styled with nostalgic flair, this book feels like something you’d uncover in grandma’s attic—but with way more romance and adventure. The whimsical design adds charm to your storytelling, making even the most outrageous plotline feel heartfelt and hilarious.PLAY IT UP – Whether you’re dodging writer’s block or embracing your inner daydreamer, the Make Your Own Romantasy Book is a clever way to spark creativity. Perfect for parties, book clubs, or anyone who believes that love stories are better when they’re a little unpredictable (especially when paired with laughter and imagination).Brass Monkey – We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things people didn’t know they wanted into the things they can’t live without. Well‑designed products with a sense of humor and a healthy dose of everyday chaos.

RANDOM THINGS TO DO BOX – The Random Things To Do Box is your spontaneous lifesaver for when boredom strikes, plans fall through, or you just can’t decide. This set of 100 double-sided cards features quirky prompts on the front and space on the back to personalize your adventure—whether it’s “try a new snack,” “call a friend,” or “dance like nobody’s watching.”VINTAGE INSPIRED – Styled with retro charm, these cards feel like something you’d discover in grandma’s junk drawer—but way more entertaining. The playful design adds character to your everyday choices, making even the most random activity feel heartfelt and hilarious.PLAY IT UP – Whether you’re dodging boredom or embracing spontaneity, the Random Things To Do Box is a clever way to keep life interesting. Perfect for parties, road trips, or anyone who believes that fun is found in the unexpected (especially when paired with laughter and curiosity).Brass Monkey – We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things people didn’t know they wanted into the things they can’t live without. Well-designed products with a sense of humor and a healthy dose of everyday chaos.

COLORING BOOK – The Haunted Dolls Coloring Book by Brass Monkey delivers 80 pages of eerie, hilarious chaos. It’s packed with countless dolls flaunting creepy charm and equally twisted quotes. This isn’t your typical soothing coloring book—this is a haunted parade of porcelain misfits ready to stare into your soul (in the funniest way possible). Perfect for giggling while you color outside the lines. POSSESSED PERSONALITY – Inside, discover an army of judgmental rag dolls, sarcastic marionettes, and blunt-faced baby dolls, each paired with a wickedly witty one-liner. Every page combines vintage-style illustrations with unapologetically spooky banter—it’s childhood nostalgia with a snarky, supernatural twist. PERFECT FOR GIFTING – Great for horror buffs, sass enthusiasts, and anyone who’s ever been personally unsettled by a doll collection. Whether it’s a birthday, holiday, or random Tuesday, Haunted Dolls makes a laugh-out-loud gift for friends who appreciate a little dark humor with their art supplies. PREMIUM DETAILS – With thick, high-quality paper and single-sided pages, this 8.5” x 10” coloring book is designed for markers, pencils, or whatever you use to bring your dolls to life. Frame them proudly or keep them for your own creepy therapy session—no judgment here. BRASS MONKEY – At Brass Monkey, we blend vintage aesthetics with modern-day sarcasm. Whether it’s planners, puzzles, or unapologetically haunted dolls, our stuff is designed to entertain, spook (just a little), and make you laugh louder than a ventriloquist dummy at a séance.

STAMP SET - This rubber stamp kit includes a series of geometric shaped stamps, a two-color stamp pad, and a guide explaining how to build a beautiful retro-inspired font. It’s perfect for marking envelopes, labeling gifts, or writing out that ransom letter that you’ve been putting off. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Set includes 24 stamps and a dual color inkpad (red and blue). The stamps come with a guide that explains how to make every letter, conveniently using the pangram 'Pack My Box With Five Dozen Liquor Jugs' and comes in a beautiful vintage style box so you can bring it with you anywhere you feel the need to express how you feel. GIFT IT UP - The Alpha Better Stamp Set by Brass Monkey is perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of nostalgia to their work or personal life. Not to mention, the vintage inspired design adds an aesthetic charm to your otherwise dull and boring workspace or home. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.