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Adults like stickers, too. We just (unfortunately) don't have trapper keepers to put them on anymore. That's why Brass Monkey made this–a book of stickers designed to be used. This book of Judgy Fish is here to do what you can't–mercilessly judge all of the people, places, and inanimate objects around you. They're perfect for bar tabs, tax bills, and, well, life.• Features a wide range of judgy fish (sourced from vintage illustrations) with even judgier comments.• Includes 18 pages of traditional over-sized stickers (and 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired ‘puffy' ones).• Each page features as many stickers as we could physically cram onto it (sorry to be so technical).• That's 60+ over-sized stickers, in case you're counting.• The overall book measures 4" wide by 6" tall (101mm x 152mm).

Build the bar of your dreams, one drink at a time.This compact drinking journal by Brass Monkey starts with a simple cocktail (with two ingredients), but each consecutive drink adds a new component to your bar...so you'll always know that you'll have exactly what you need.Included in this exciting book are recipes for 100s of cocktails, as well as space to write down your drunken thoughts…. like “finger socks.”This vintage-inspired hardcover recipe book from Brass Monkey features 400 unique colorful pages filled with drink recipes, trivia, and a running inventory of your bar.Makes the perfect gift for friends, family and even you.

Big cards, for even bigger winnings. These giant (oversized is underselling it) cards by Brass Monkey come in a rigid paper wrapped box, perfect for display on a coffee table...when you aren't playing the world's largest game of solitaire. Includes 54 uniquely designed cards (that means jokers are included). • Did we mention that these are giant cards? Each one measures 4.5" wide by 7" tall. • Comes in a rigid, coffee-table-worthy box (with a pull-out matchbox style tray). • Includes 54 unique cards (including jokers), featuring a bold, vintage-inspired design aesthetic throughout. • Box measures 5.125" wide by 7.5" tall (and 1.75" deep if you're curious). • It's all about the little (well, big in this case) details. Everything has been oversized, even the sticker seal on the box.

Inspired by the by-gone era of office supplies, this uniquely monochromatic memo pad by Brass Monkey is made with dyed paper (color all the way through...fancy) and features a glued top edge for easily tearing off pages. It's perfect for leaving messages for your roommate who seriously just needs to get a freaking secretary already. • Features a vintage-inspired design on dyed paper (aka: the actual paper itself is yellow). • Includes 75 pages (of the same design). • Bound to a rigid chipboard backer, so it's, like, rigid. • Pad measures 3.5" wide by 5.5" tall. • It's a pad of paper, what more do you want to know?

Inspired by the by-gone era of office supplies, this uniquely monochromatic memo pad by Brass Monkey is made with dyed paper (color all the way through...fancy) and features a glued top edge for easily tearing off pages. It's perfect for leaving messages for your roommate who seriously just needs to get a freaking secretary already. • Features a vintage-inspired design on dyed paper (aka: the actual paper itself is pink). • Includes 75 pages (of the same design). • Bound to a rigid chipboard backer, so it's, like, rigid. • Pad measures 3.5" wide by 5.5" tall. • It's a pad of paper, what more do you want to know?

Think of it as an entertaining (and heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this prompted journal by Brass Monkey is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, these random (and we really mean random) acts of kindness will bring a smile to almost anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world. You don’t even have to give us credit.• Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random (and we mean random) acts of kindness to act on. • Held the door open for a straight hour at a retirement home? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one.• Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites.• Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout).• Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.Think of it as an entertaining (and heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this book is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, these random (and we really mean random) acts of kindness will bring a smile to almost anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world. You don’t even have to give us credit.• Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random (and we mean random) acts of kindness to act on. • Held the door open for a straight hour at a retirement home? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one.• Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites.• Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout).• Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.Think of it as an entertaining (and heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this book is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, these random (and we really mean random) acts of kindness will bring a smile to almost anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world. You don’t even have to give us credit.• Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random (and we mean random) acts of kindness to act on. • Held the door open for a straight hour at a retirement home? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one.• Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites.• Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout).• Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.Think of it as an entertaining (and heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this book is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, these random (and we really mean random) acts of kindness will bring a smile to almost anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world. You don’t even have to give us credit.• Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random (and we mean random) acts of kindness to act on. • Held the door open for a straight hour at a retirement home? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one.• Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites.• Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout).• Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.

Think of it as an entertaining (and adventurous) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this prompted journal by Brass Monkey is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, you’ll only find fun (and crazy) things that everyone should do before they turn into some boring old person. But once you get close…yell at some kids on your lawn. It’s in the book too.• Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random things that everyone should do before they kick the bucket. • Watched the Northern Lights while eating a taco? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one.• Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites.• Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout).• Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.

Everyone is creative after they’ve had a few cocktails…just ask Ernest Hemingway. Well, actually, you can’t. Because he’s dead. Sorry if this is how you found out. Anyway, this coloring book by Brass Monkey includes recipes & color-able illustrations for 38 different cocktails. So just make a few and start coloring. It’s a perfect excuse for your questionable color choices. • Includes 38 unique drink recipes (with corresponding images to color while you’re drinking them).• Features a paperback cover with Spot UV varnish (aka: it’s shiny in places...oooh, fancy).• Has 80 one-color pages (you get to add the color... that’s how a coloring book works).• Coloring book measures 8” by 10”.• Psst: it’s made in the USA.

What's the best part of going out to the bar? It's certainly not the overpriced drinks. It's people-watching, of course. So, why not make a game (or two) out of it? Inside this Bin-Go to a Dumb Meeting game book by Brass Monkey, you'll find 2 sets of 12 perforated bingo cards–one set for the bar and another for restaurants. Don't worry; we've already pre-filled them with the common (yet ridiculous) things that always seem to happen–so just hand them out and start people-watching...competitively.• Includes 24 pre-filled (& perforated) bingo cards.• Features two distinct people-watching bingo games–one for bars and one for restaurants.• It's played just like real bingo: fill a row, column, or diagonal line to 'win'...relatively speaking, anyway.• Bonus: create your own personalized game with the 6 additional blank cards in the back.• Each soft-cover book measures 7" square–that's 178mm if you're fancy.

What's the best part of a meeting? There's actually an answer, we promise. It's people-watching, of course. So, why not make a game (or two) out of it? Inside this Bin-Go to a Dumb Meeting game book by Brass Monkey, you'll find 2 sets of 12 perforated bingo cards–one set for meetings and another for cubicle life. Don't worry; we've already pre-filled them with the common (yet ridiculous) things that always seem to happen–so just hand them out and start people-watching...competitively.• Includes 24 pre-filled (& perforated) bingo cards.• Features two distinct people-watching bingo games–one for meetings and one for general office life.• It's played just like real bingo: fill a row, column, or diagonal line to 'win'...relatively speaking, anyway.• Bonus: create your own personalized game with the 6 additional blank cards in the back.• Each soft-cover book measures 7" square–that's 178mm if you're fancy.

People love to celebrate their dogs, and for good reason. . .most of the time. I mean, sure, they hate pee on your shoes occasionally. And then there's that whole constantly vomiting thing. Oh, and the endless amounts of hair on absolutely everything you own. What was I saying? Oh, right. This oversized deck of dog 'milestone cards' by Brass Monkey includes 50 praise cards and 50 shame cards, perfect for photographing next to their latest kill–your shoes.• Includes 50 double-sided cards to photograph with your dog–great for annoying other people on social media with.• Each card features a unique ‘praise' on the front and a ‘shame' on the back.• They all come in a displayable two-piece box.• The outer box measures 4.5" wide by 6" tall by 1.7" deep (114mm x 152mm x 43mm).• Cards measure 4" wide x 5.75" tall (101mm x 146mm) with a matte finish.

People love to celebrate their cats, and for good reason. . .most of the time. I mean, sure, they do literally poop in a box and make you clean it up. And then there's that whole constantly vomiting thing. Oh, and all of those animals that they kill and leave for you to step on in the middle of the night. What was I saying? Oh, right. This oversized deck of cat ‘milestone cards' by Brass Monkey includes 50 praise cards and 50 shame cards, perfect for photographing next to the world's largest hairball that your cat just gagged up.• Includes 50 double-sided cards to photograph with your cat–perfect for annoying other people on social media with.• Each card features a unique ‘praise' on the front and a ‘shame' on the back.• They all come in a displayable two-piece box.• The outer box measures 4.5" wide by 6" tall by 1.7" deep (114mm x 152mm x 43mm).• Cards measure 4" wide x 5.75" tall (101mm x 146mm) with a matte finish.

Sometimes it's hard to find the right words to say you're sorry. That's what these are for. This handy, portable box by Brass Monkey includes 100 unique apology cards for everything from ‘I'm sorry that I neglectedly-homicided your plants' to ‘My bad on the whole starting that minor house fire thing.' You'll be ready for any occasion–that you royally screwed up.• Includes 100 double-sided cards–with each featuring a unique apology on the front.• They all come in a compact two-piece box–perfect for begging for forgiveness on the road.• Each card has a space on the back to grovel in your own words.• The outer box measures 4" wide by 2.7" tall by 1.7" deep (101mm x 68mm x 43mm).• Cards measure 3.5" wide by 2.5" tall (89mm x 63mm).

We're already constantly judging the people & things around us–we might as well make it official. This handy, portable box by Brass Monkey includes 100 unique ‘evaluations' for daily life. There are cards for everything from ‘You are really talented at being a terrible driver' to ‘My compliments on the intercourse. Your hard work didn't go unnoticed.' You'll be ready to review anything–including this product description. We'd give it three lackluster stars. . . at best.• Includes 100 double-sided cards–with each featuring a unique review on the front.• They all come in a compact two-piece box–perfect for judging things on the road.• Each card has a space on the back to leave your own star rating (and/or evaluation).• The outer box measures 4" wide by 2.7" tall by 1.7" deep (101mm x 68mm x 43mm).• Cards measure 3.5" wide by 2.5" tall (89mm x 63mm).

This vintage-inspired tear-off notepad set by Brass Monkey features a collection of 11 separate pads–each designed for its own super-important task. They're perfect for keeping track of your to-do list, your current mood, or just how many times you've cried today–it's easy to lose track.• Includes 11 individual notepads–each with a specific 'purpose.'• Each pad features 100 pages.• All pads are attached to the larger backer board, so you don't lose them–but you can take them off if you want.• The overall set measures 7" square by .3" deep (178mm x 178mm x 8mm).• From left to right, the pads measure: Pad 1 - 3" x 2.6" (76mm x 66mm)Pad 2 - 4" x 2.6" (101mm x 66mm)Pads 3 to 8 - 2.3" x 0.7" (58mm x 18mm)Pad 9 - 2.4" x 2.4" (61mm x 61mm)Pad 10 - 3.9" x 2" (99mm x 51mm)Pad 11 - 3" x 2" (76mm x 51mm)

Adults like stickers, too. We just (unfortunately) don't have trapper keepers to put them on anymore. That's why Brass Monkey made this–a book of stickers designed to be used. We all get in a mood sometimes, so use this set of ‘emotions' to tell the world how you really feel. Put them on your calendar, label your co-workers, or add a personal touch to parking ticket payments.• Features a wide range of moody emoticons to convey pretty much every feeling known to humanity.• Includes 18 pages of traditional stickers (and 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired ‘puffy' ones).• Each page features as many stickers as we could physically cram onto it (sorry to be so technical).• That's 280+ stickers, in case you're counting.• The overall book measures 4" wide by 6" tall (101mm x 152mm).

Sure it looks like an orange juice carton, but lift off the top, and you'll find a block of 500+ tear-off sheets of paper – making this note set by Brass Monkey perfect for reminders, doodles, or that to-do list that's bordering on expired. Bonus: when you run out of paper, it's made to fit pads from a company that rhymes with ‘free phlegm.'• Includes a block of 500+ tear-off sheets of paper hidden inside. • Don't forget the included 3.5" pencil hiding in plain sight (that discreetly stores away in the straw hole when not in use).• Outer package measures 5" by 3.5" by 5.25" tall. • Milk carton measures 3.25" by 3.25" by 4.75".• Each piece of notepaper measures 2.75" square.

Trivia should be fun–not feel like a homework assignment. That's why this Incredibly Pointless Trivia set by Brass Monkey is filled with some of the most pointless knowledge we could find. . .and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: ‘Poison Control.' Those are questions about either Bret Michaels or arsenic, by the way.• Includes 200 unique trivia questions to test your random knowledge (to say the least).• Each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing–literally. • Comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are).• Each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). Collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library.• Suitable for 2-8+ people. Go crazy.• The outer box measures 3.5" square by 3" (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

Trivia should be fun–not feel like a homework assignment. That's why this Truly Terrifying Trivia set by Brass Monkey is filled with some of the most random true crime & generally creepy knowledge we could find. . .and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: 'Suicide Squad.' Those are questions about Dr. Kevorkian, by the way.• Includes 200 unique trivia cards specifically themed around truly terrifying facts (that you'll probably regret learning).• Each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing–literally. • Comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are).• Each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). Collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library.• Suitable for 2-8+ people. Go crazy.• The outer box measures 3.5" square by 3" (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

Trivia should be fun - not feel like a homework assignment. That's why we've filled ours with as many completely useless celebrity facts as we could find. . .and even better, you'll choose questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: "You've Got Mail" - which are questions about celebrities who still use an AOL email account.Suitable for 2 to 8 (or more) players. Includes 200 unique trivia cards specifically themed around celebrities. Includes an instruction sheet with 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). Each two-sided card measures 3" wide by 2.8" tall (76mm x 71mm). The box measures 3.5" square by 3" deep (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

An activity book–with a bit of an attitude. Think of it as Highlights for children-at-heart. Hidden-picture puzzles, mazes, coloring pages, connect-the-dots, you name it. . .all designed for adults (with the maturity level of fourth graders). This activity book by Brass Monkey is the perfect way to avoid (and make fun of) all of those pesky ‘adult' responsibilities like paying bills, cleaning the gutters, and actually working for a living.• Includes 200 pages of puzzles, games, and other ways to waste your valuable time.• Features spiral binding with a rigid heavy-weight cover.• Uses uncoated paper, perfect for pens (or pencils if you're a cheater).• Bonus: there's an answer key in the back of the book–because it would be kind of mean not to. • Book measures 6.5" by 7" by .875" (165mm x 178mm x 22mm).

Any old travel guide can tell you about the Grand Canyon in Arizona, but what about Joann's Gum Wrapper Museum that's in a pink shed behind her house? This handy guide will point out the best (and strangest) attractions in all 50 states–with plenty of space to map and journal your adventures to everything from National Parks to small town tourist traps. Features 416 unique pages, filled with illustrations of countless attractions across all 50 states. Spot-varnished hardcover Book measures 4.375" wide by 5.875" tall (111mm x 149mm)

Traveling is supposed to be fun–but most of the time, the last thing we have time to do is come up with fun and spontaneous things to do on our actual vacation other than google 'things to do in (insert city here)'. Get off the beaten path and use this portable card deck of travel challenges to force yourself out of your comfort zone. Just draw a card at random, and complete the task while on your trip. There's even a spot on the back of each card to 'journal' a few words about the experience. 100 double-sided cards–each featuring a unique challenge on the front and a place to record the experience on the back. Box measures 4" wide by 2.7" tall by 1.7" deep (101mm x 68mm x 43mm) Cards measure 3.5" wide by 2.5" tall (89mm x 63mm)

Playing cards are typically either beautiful (and boring) or novelty (and ugly). We're looking to change that. These well-crafted designer-ish card decks will be as beautiful as they are entertaining. They'll be sprinkled with dry wit throughout, while also drawing visual inspiration from our favorite vintage sources mixed with modern & fresh themes. Don't worry though, all of that said, these will be designed to be functional first and foremost. Includes 54 cards, each measuring 2.5" wide by 3.5" tall (63mm x 89mm). Lidded box measures 2.8" wide by 3.6" tall by 1" deep (71mm x 91mm x 25mm).

Finally, a drawing game that's even better when you can't draw. Inside you'll find a pad of paper and 500+ prompts, each featuring a well-known character, animal or object to draw - and players compete by trying their best to depict one, all from memory alone. Each round is judged on a randomly selected (and secret) criteria - everything from 'most accurate' to 'unintentionally hilarious.' It doesn't matter if you're a talented artist or not - absolutely no one really knows what an aardvark looks like, so anyone can win.Includes 300 game cards–each with a different prompt to draw like 'Bugs Bunny', 'A Bicycle' or 'Bert & Ernie'. Includes a pad of paper with 86 pages. Box measures 5" x 2.8" tall x 3" deep (127mm x 71mm x 76mm). Suitable for 2 to 8 players.

A game about how well you know your friends–and their horrible taste in pretty much everything. Inside you'll find over 300 well-known (and entertaining) 'things' to weigh in on–from 'non-alcoholic mixed drinks' to 'high school reunions' and everything in between. You'll win points for guessing just how under or overrated players think an item is–and then argue about how wrong they are. Includes 200 double-sided cards with 400 prompts like 'The Beatles,' 'Drinks that come in a Coconut,' and 'Avocado Toast,' Each card measures 1.5" tall by 3.5" wide. (38mm x 89mm) Box measures 4.1" x 4.1" x 2" deep (104mm x 104mm x 50.8mm).

This set of twelve black velvet cat illustrations are dripping with nostalgia–and the casual indifference that you would expect from our favorite feline companions. Each moody cat is emblazoned with a phrase that will likely hit a little too close to home to any cat owner–like 'please rub my belly, I want to shred your arm to bits.' Set includes 8 quality brush-tip markers to color to your heart's content. Top features a flocked tip-on that's the same material and size as the enclosed sheets. Box measures 8" by 8" by 1.5" deep (203mm x 203mm x 38mm).

SOCIAL GAME – A ‘when-did-that-one-celebrity-die?’ party game. How often have you had to sheepish-ily google ‘Is (insert notable person’s name here) still alive?’ Yeah, us too. In fact, we do it sooo much around our office–we turned it into a game! Includes 350 double-sided cards and suitable for 2 or more players.HOW TO PLAY - In this hilarious social game, players compete by putting their random celebrity and historical figure knowledge to the test–while trying to remember what year people died (or if they even have). When did Albert Einstein pass away? 1897? 1986? Don’t worry, we’ll provide a series of clever clues to help inform your guess–and the closest scores points. We’ve included everyone from Genghis Khan to Bob Saget–& hundreds more.PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring How Dead Are They to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know that Steve Irwin never heard of an iPhone? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious realizations and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they learn these crazy facts and try to guess the absurdity of how dead some celebrities are!GIFT IT UP - The How Dead Are They Social Game by Brass Monkey is going to be the biggest hit at your next party. It's easy to play and perfect for all ages, making it a great gift for anyone. The cards are designed with fun and crazy facts of celebrities and random historic trivia that are sure to inspire some fun conversations and maybe even some shocking realizations about the concept of time.Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

SOCIAL GAME – This hilariously low-stakes social game is inspired by something we all know too well: yearbooks. Players simply nominate each other for randomly selected ‘most likely to…’ superlatives–based on vibe alone.HOW TO PLAY - Who among your friend group would be the most likely to cry genuine tears just from watching a sappy commercial? Players secretly vote, and the card is awarded to person with the most votes. In the end, the player who collects the most cards is declared the winner–relatively speaking anyway.PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring 'Without A Doubt' to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know that you're one who's most likely to have an outstanding warrant? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious superlatives and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they try to guess who out of your friend group would win these crazy superlatives.GIFT IT UP - The Most Likely To... Social Game by Brass Monkey is going to be the biggest hit at your next party. It's easy to play and perfect for all ages, making it a great gift for anyone. The cards are designed with fun and crazy superlatives that are sure to inspire some fun conversations and maybe even some shocking realizations about your friends!Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.