We all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help. Trust us, after you read ‘You're going kick today in the nuts' in the mirror a few times, you'll be ready to take on the world.• Includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards.• They all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next ‘emergency' strikes.• Each card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears.• The outer box measures 4" by 5.3" by 1.7" (101mm x 134.6mm x 43mm).• Cards measure 3.5" x 5" (89mm x 127mm).

This vintage-inspired tear-off notepad set by Brass Monkey features a collection of 11 separate pads–each designed for its own super-important task. They're perfect for keeping track of your to-do list, your current mood, or just how many times you've cried today–it's easy to lose track.• Includes 11 individual notepads–each with a specific 'purpose.'• Each pad features 100 pages.• All pads are attached to the larger backer board, so you don't lose them–but you can take them off if you want.• The overall set measures 7" square by .3" deep (178mm x 178mm x 8mm).• From left to right, the pads measure: Pad 1 - 3" x 2.6" (76mm x 66mm)Pad 2 - 4" x 2.6" (101mm x 66mm)Pads 3 to 8 - 2.3" x 0.7" (58mm x 18mm)Pad 9 - 2.4" x 2.4" (61mm x 61mm)Pad 10 - 3.9" x 2" (99mm x 51mm)Pad 11 - 3" x 2" (76mm x 51mm)

Haunted Dolls Sticker BookBy Brass MonkeyMorbid fun meets vintage charm in the Haunted Dolls Sticker Book—a delightfully creepy collection of oversized stickers featuring haunted dolls with googly eyes and snarky commentary. Whether you're summoning spirits or just spicing up your planner, these stickers are here to haunt your everyday life in the best way possible.Inside, you’ll find 18 pages of haunted doll stickers plus 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired puffy stickers, all packed with clever quips and eerie expressions. That’s over 60 stickers designed to stick anywhere and add a touch of spooky sass to your world.Perfect for calendars, coworker desks, party invites, or even your parking ticket (because why not?), this book is a must-have for anyone who loves Halloween, humor, and a little bit of weird.Whether you're gifting it, using it, or hoarding it like the sticker-loving adult you are, the Haunted Dolls Sticker Book is your new favorite fright-night essential.Brass Monkey makes the products you didn’t know you needed—but now can’t live without. Humor-forward, design-savvy, and unapologetically strange. Boo baskets encouraged.

You could say that this cloth-bound mini daily planner by Brass Monkey is undated...but you'd really be selling it short. It's more like...'un-yeared.' See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. With knowledge like this, you'll be the life of the party that you probably didn't want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year, and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life.• Inspired by vintage library books. You remember what those are, right?• Features a cloth bound cover with embossed 'Hidden Agenda' artwork.• Filled with 366 days (208 pages) of random holidays, trivia, and humor. • Measures 4.75" wide by 7.5" tall (and .6" thick, if you're curious)• Includes an attached bookmark to help you pick up where you left off.• The smaller counterpart of our full-sized planner.

You know, in Brazil it's actually considered rude to show up on time. So get off our backs, dad. This vintage-inspired, cloth-bound daily planner by Brass Monkey is technically undated...but that's really selling it short. It's more like...'un-yeared.' See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. With knowledge like this, you'll be the life of the party that you probably didn't want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year, and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life.• Inspired by vintage library books. You remember what those are, right?• Features a cloth bound cover with embossed 'The Perpetually Late Show' artwork.• Filled with 366 days (336 pages) of random holidays, trivia, and humor. • Measures 6" wide by 9" tall (and .9" thick, if you're curious)• Includes an attached bookmark to help you pick up where you left off.• The full-sized counterpart of our mini-planner.

Think of it as an entertaining (and heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this prompted journal by Brass Monkey is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, these random (and we really mean random) acts of kindness will bring a smile to almost anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world. You don’t even have to give us credit.• Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random (and we mean random) acts of kindness to act on. • Held the door open for a straight hour at a retirement home? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one.• Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites.• Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout).• Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.Think of it as an entertaining (and heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this book is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, these random (and we really mean random) acts of kindness will bring a smile to almost anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world. You don’t even have to give us credit.• Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random (and we mean random) acts of kindness to act on. • Held the door open for a straight hour at a retirement home? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one.• Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites.• Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout).• Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.Think of it as an entertaining (and heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this book is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, these random (and we really mean random) acts of kindness will bring a smile to almost anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world. You don’t even have to give us credit.• Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random (and we mean random) acts of kindness to act on. • Held the door open for a straight hour at a retirement home? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one.• Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites.• Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout).• Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.Think of it as an entertaining (and heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this book is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, these random (and we really mean random) acts of kindness will bring a smile to almost anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world. You don’t even have to give us credit.• Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random (and we mean random) acts of kindness to act on. • Held the door open for a straight hour at a retirement home? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one.• Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites.• Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout).• Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.

Think of it as an entertaining (and adventurous) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this prompted journal by Brass Monkey is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, you’ll only find fun (and crazy) things that everyone should do before they turn into some boring old person. But once you get close…yell at some kids on your lawn. It’s in the book too.• Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random things that everyone should do before they kick the bucket. • Watched the Northern Lights while eating a taco? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one.• Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites.• Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout).• Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.

What's the best part of a meeting? There's actually an answer, we promise. It's people-watching, of course. So, why not make a game (or two) out of it? Inside this Bin-Go to a Dumb Meeting game book by Brass Monkey, you'll find 2 sets of 12 perforated bingo cards–one set for meetings and another for cubicle life. Don't worry; we've already pre-filled them with the common (yet ridiculous) things that always seem to happen–so just hand them out and start people-watching...competitively.• Includes 24 pre-filled (& perforated) bingo cards.• Features two distinct people-watching bingo games–one for meetings and one for general office life.• It's played just like real bingo: fill a row, column, or diagonal line to 'win'...relatively speaking, anyway.• Bonus: create your own personalized game with the 6 additional blank cards in the back.• Each soft-cover book measures 7" square–that's 178mm if you're fancy.

We're already constantly judging the people & things around us–we might as well make it official. This handy, portable box by Brass Monkey includes 100 unique ‘evaluations' for daily life. There are cards for everything from ‘You are really talented at being a terrible driver' to ‘My compliments on the intercourse. Your hard work didn't go unnoticed.' You'll be ready to review anything–including this product description. We'd give it three lackluster stars. . . at best.• Includes 100 double-sided cards–with each featuring a unique review on the front.• They all come in a compact two-piece box–perfect for judging things on the road.• Each card has a space on the back to leave your own star rating (and/or evaluation).• The outer box measures 4" wide by 2.7" tall by 1.7" deep (101mm x 68mm x 43mm).• Cards measure 3.5" wide by 2.5" tall (89mm x 63mm).

Adults like stickers, too. We just (unfortunately) don't have trapper keepers to put them on anymore. That's why Brass Monkey made this–a book of stickers designed to be used. We all get in a mood sometimes, so use this set of ‘emotions' to tell the world how you really feel. Put them on your calendar, label your co-workers, or add a personal touch to parking ticket payments.• Features a wide range of moody emoticons to convey pretty much every feeling known to humanity.• Includes 18 pages of traditional stickers (and 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired ‘puffy' ones).• Each page features as many stickers as we could physically cram onto it (sorry to be so technical).• That's 280+ stickers, in case you're counting.• The overall book measures 4" wide by 6" tall (101mm x 152mm).

Sure it looks like an orange juice carton, but lift off the top, and you'll find a block of 500+ tear-off sheets of paper – making this note set by Brass Monkey perfect for reminders, doodles, or that to-do list that's bordering on expired. Bonus: when you run out of paper, it's made to fit pads from a company that rhymes with ‘free phlegm.'• Includes a block of 500+ tear-off sheets of paper hidden inside. • Don't forget the included 3.5" pencil hiding in plain sight (that discreetly stores away in the straw hole when not in use).• Outer package measures 5" by 3.5" by 5.25" tall. • Milk carton measures 3.25" by 3.25" by 4.75".• Each piece of notepaper measures 2.75" square.

Trivia should be fun–not feel like a homework assignment. That's why this Incredibly Pointless Trivia set by Brass Monkey is filled with some of the most pointless knowledge we could find. . .and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: ‘Poison Control.' Those are questions about either Bret Michaels or arsenic, by the way.• Includes 200 unique trivia questions to test your random knowledge (to say the least).• Each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing–literally. • Comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are).• Each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). Collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library.• Suitable for 2-8+ people. Go crazy.• The outer box measures 3.5" square by 3" (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

An activity book–with a bit of an attitude. Think of it as Highlights for children-at-heart. Hidden-picture puzzles, mazes, coloring pages, connect-the-dots, you name it. . .all designed for adults (with the maturity level of fourth graders). This activity book by Brass Monkey is the perfect way to avoid (and make fun of) all of those pesky ‘adult' responsibilities like paying bills, cleaning the gutters, and actually working for a living.• Includes 200 pages of puzzles, games, and other ways to waste your valuable time.• Features spiral binding with a rigid heavy-weight cover.• Uses uncoated paper, perfect for pens (or pencils if you're a cheater).• Bonus: there's an answer key in the back of the book–because it would be kind of mean not to. • Book measures 6.5" by 7" by .875" (165mm x 178mm x 22mm).

Any old travel guide can tell you about the Grand Canyon in Arizona, but what about Joann's Gum Wrapper Museum that's in a pink shed behind her house? This handy guide will point out the best (and strangest) attractions in all 50 states–with plenty of space to map and journal your adventures to everything from National Parks to small town tourist traps. Features 416 unique pages, filled with illustrations of countless attractions across all 50 states. Spot-varnished hardcover Book measures 4.375" wide by 5.875" tall (111mm x 149mm)

DICE GAME – This fast-paced word game is inspired by the vintage dice games we grew up with. The concept is deceptively simple: Players race against a one-minute sand timer to try and score more points than their opponent(s) by forming words in a crossword fashion.HOW TO PLAY - You can only use the letters that you roll with the 15 included dice–no matter what. So good luck with EFGIIIMDDDXVRJZ. The game includes a dice cup, 15 six-sided dice, 1 minute sand timer, score pad, and an instruction sheet!PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring Fighting Words to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know how to create as many words as they can using only the word dice? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious word creations and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they try to race against time and score points by forming as many words as they can!GIFT IT UP - The Fighting Words Dice Game by Brass Monkey is going to be the biggest hit at your next party. It's easy to play and perfect for all ages, making it a great gift for anyone. The dice are designed with a vintage style with letters on each side making game play more interesting and are sure to inspire some old school competition!Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

STICKER BOOK - The Best Buds Googly Sticker book from Brass Monkey is like Mother Nature meets a comedy club, and the result is pure floral hilarity. From roses with a mischievous twinkle to daisies that look like they're up to something, these stickers are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face every time you see them. Perfect for adding a touch of whimsy to your notebooks, water bottles, laptops, and more, these stickers are the ultimate conversation starter. So go ahead, let your creativity bloom and your laughter flourish with our side-splitting sticker book!    VINTAGE INSPIRED - Each page is a treasure trove of vintage-inspired artwork, featuring a wide range of googly-eyed flowers – complete with clever comments that will have you giggling with delight. With 19 pages of traditional oversized stickers and 1 page of googly eyes, the possibilities for creative mischief are endless. Whether you're adorning your notebooks, decorating your laptop, or adding a touch of whimsy to your scrapbook, these stickers are sure to bring joy wherever they go.    HIGH QUALITY - Printed on durable, high-quality paper, these stickers boast vibrant colors and crisp details that elevate any surface they adorn. With over 19 pages of traditional oversized flower stickers to choose from, you can trust that every sticker is crafted with care and attention to detail. Whether you're decorating your belongings or adding a touch of whimsy to your crafts, our sticker book ensures long-lasting enjoyment and endless creative possibilities.    PERFECT FOR GIFTING - With its premium-quality construction and hilarious googly-eyed flowers, the Best Buds Googly Sticker Book is a unique and memorable present that stands out from the crowd. Whether you're shopping for a friend who appreciates vintage charm or a family member who loves a good laugh, this sticker book is sure to delight and entertain. So give the gift of laughter and imagination with our sticker book – because who wouldn't want to unwrap a little bit of floral fun?    BRASS MONKEY - We bridge the gap between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant fine china, offering a curated collection of well-designed products infused with a delightful sense of humor. Our mission is to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary, crafting items that seamlessly blend functionality with whimsy. From quirky guides to stylish essentials, we specialize in creating must-have treasures that add joy and personality to everyday life.

STICKER BOOK - Get ready to pop the top on a can of laughter with the You Can Do It Googly Sticker Book from Brass monkey! From soda cans that look like they've seen it all to soup cans that have seen better days, these stickers are sure to bring a smile to your face every time you see them. Perfect for adding a dash of retro charm to your notebooks, water bottles, laptops, and more, these stickers are guaranteed to be the hit of any gathering. So grab a can (or two) and get ready to crack open the fun with our side-splitting sticker book!    VINTAGE INSPIRED - Each page is a treasure trove of vintage-inspired artwork, featuring a wide range of googly-eyed cans – complete with clever comments that will have you giggling with delight. With 19 pages of traditional oversized stickers and 1 page of googly eyes, the possibilities for creative mischief are endless. Whether you're adorning your notebooks, decorating your laptop, or adding a touch of whimsy to your scrapbook, these stickers are sure to bring joy wherever they go.    HIGH QUALITY - Printed on durable, high-quality paper, these stickers boast vibrant colors and crisp details that elevate any surface they adorn. With over 19 pages of traditional oversized can stickers to choose from, you can trust that every sticker is crafted with care and attention to detail. Whether you're decorating your belongings or adding a touch of whimsy to your crafts, our sticker book ensures long-lasting enjoyment and endless creative possibilities.    PERFECT FOR GIFTING - With its premium-quality construction and hilarious googly-eyed ans, the You Can Do it Googly Sticker Book is a unique and memorable present that stands out from the crowd. Whether you're shopping for a friend who appreciates vintage charm or a family member who loves a good laugh, this sticker book is sure to delight and entertain. So give the gift of laughter and imagination with our sticker book – because who wouldn't want to unwrap a little bit of fun?    BRASS MONKEY - We bridge the gap between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant fine china, offering a curated collection of well-designed products infused with a delightful sense of humor. Our mission is to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary, crafting items that seamlessly blend functionality with whimsy. From quirky guides to stylish essentials, we specialize in creating must-have treasures that add joy and personality to everyday life.

TINY DIARY - And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important secrets of your life. It's perfect for confessing your deepest, darkest secrets—or just that time you drank all the milk and put the jug back. Either way, if this gets used in court one day, we've done our job.. That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Secret Diary is here.VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your weirdest yet mind boggling secret. With space for all kinds of memorable tidbits, this secret diary will ensure your stories and secrets will live on, making sure you get that future guilt even in the year 3000.HIGH QUALITY – Its durable hardcover ensures your secrets are safe, while its compact size makes it easy to tuck away or carry with you. The pages are crafted from premium paper, perfect for jotting down passwords or secret notes. With a clever design and a touch of humor, it’s not just practical—it’s fun to use. Perfect for anyone who values both privacy and a good laugh!GIFT IT UP - The Tiny Diary For Not So Tiny Secrets by Brass Monkey makes a great gift because it provides a fun and memorable way for people to record their most interesting or boring(we don't judge!) deep dark secrets. You could also use the diary to write about being a good person or you could just use it to memorialize the time you called your teacher ""mom"". Brass Monkey - We’re here to turn the things that people didn’t know they wanted into the things that they can’t live without. At Brass Monkey, we make well designed product that just happen to have a great sense of humor. If you want to have a few drinks and laugh about stupid stuff– well our gifts and games are right up your alley.

Trivia should be fun - not feel like a homework assignment. That's why we've filled ours with as many completely useless celebrity facts as we could find. . .and even better, you'll choose questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: "You've Got Mail" - which are questions about celebrities who still use an AOL email account.Suitable for 2 to 8 (or more) players. Includes 200 unique trivia cards specifically themed around celebrities. Includes an instruction sheet with 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). Each two-sided card measures 3" wide by 2.8" tall (76mm x 71mm). The box measures 3.5" square by 3" deep (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

Traveling is supposed to be fun–but most of the time, the last thing we have time to do is come up with fun and spontaneous things to do on our actual vacation other than google 'things to do in (insert city here)'. Get off the beaten path and use this portable card deck of travel challenges to force yourself out of your comfort zone. Just draw a card at random, and complete the task while on your trip. There's even a spot on the back of each card to 'journal' a few words about the experience. 100 double-sided cards–each featuring a unique challenge on the front and a place to record the experience on the back. Box measures 4" wide by 2.7" tall by 1.7" deep (101mm x 68mm x 43mm) Cards measure 3.5" wide by 2.5" tall (89mm x 63mm)

Finally, a drawing game that's even better when you can't draw. Inside you'll find a pad of paper and 500+ prompts, each featuring a well-known character, animal or object to draw - and players compete by trying their best to depict one, all from memory alone. Each round is judged on a randomly selected (and secret) criteria - everything from 'most accurate' to 'unintentionally hilarious.' It doesn't matter if you're a talented artist or not - absolutely no one really knows what an aardvark looks like, so anyone can win.Includes 300 game cards–each with a different prompt to draw like 'Bugs Bunny', 'A Bicycle' or 'Bert & Ernie'. Includes a pad of paper with 86 pages. Box measures 5" x 2.8" tall x 3" deep (127mm x 71mm x 76mm). Suitable for 2 to 8 players.

A game about how well you know your friends–and their horrible taste in pretty much everything. Inside you'll find over 300 well-known (and entertaining) 'things' to weigh in on–from 'non-alcoholic mixed drinks' to 'high school reunions' and everything in between. You'll win points for guessing just how under or overrated players think an item is–and then argue about how wrong they are. Includes 200 double-sided cards with 400 prompts like 'The Beatles,' 'Drinks that come in a Coconut,' and 'Avocado Toast,' Each card measures 1.5" tall by 3.5" wide. (38mm x 89mm) Box measures 4.1" x 4.1" x 2" deep (104mm x 104mm x 50.8mm).

This set of twelve black velvet cat illustrations are dripping with nostalgia–and the casual indifference that you would expect from our favorite feline companions. Each moody cat is emblazoned with a phrase that will likely hit a little too close to home to any cat owner–like 'please rub my belly, I want to shred your arm to bits.' Set includes 8 quality brush-tip markers to color to your heart's content. Top features a flocked tip-on that's the same material and size as the enclosed sheets. Box measures 8" by 8" by 1.5" deep (203mm x 203mm x 38mm).

SOCIAL GAME – A ‘when-did-that-one-celebrity-die?’ party game. How often have you had to sheepish-ily google ‘Is (insert notable person’s name here) still alive?’ Yeah, us too. In fact, we do it sooo much around our office–we turned it into a game! Includes 350 double-sided cards and suitable for 2 or more players.HOW TO PLAY - In this hilarious social game, players compete by putting their random celebrity and historical figure knowledge to the test–while trying to remember what year people died (or if they even have). When did Albert Einstein pass away? 1897? 1986? Don’t worry, we’ll provide a series of clever clues to help inform your guess–and the closest scores points. We’ve included everyone from Genghis Khan to Bob Saget–& hundreds more.PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring How Dead Are They to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know that Steve Irwin never heard of an iPhone? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious realizations and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they learn these crazy facts and try to guess the absurdity of how dead some celebrities are!GIFT IT UP - The How Dead Are They Social Game by Brass Monkey is going to be the biggest hit at your next party. It's easy to play and perfect for all ages, making it a great gift for anyone. The cards are designed with fun and crazy facts of celebrities and random historic trivia that are sure to inspire some fun conversations and maybe even some shocking realizations about the concept of time.Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

SOCIAL GAME – This hilariously low-stakes social game is inspired by something we all know too well: yearbooks. Players simply nominate each other for randomly selected ‘most likely to…’ superlatives–based on vibe alone.HOW TO PLAY - Who among your friend group would be the most likely to cry genuine tears just from watching a sappy commercial? Players secretly vote, and the card is awarded to person with the most votes. In the end, the player who collects the most cards is declared the winner–relatively speaking anyway.PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring 'Without A Doubt' to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know that you're one who's most likely to have an outstanding warrant? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious superlatives and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they try to guess who out of your friend group would win these crazy superlatives.GIFT IT UP - The Most Likely To... Social Game by Brass Monkey is going to be the biggest hit at your next party. It's easy to play and perfect for all ages, making it a great gift for anyone. The cards are designed with fun and crazy superlatives that are sure to inspire some fun conversations and maybe even some shocking realizations about your friends!Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

BALANCE GAME – A balance game, based on a balancing act in and of itself–loaded bloody marys at a bottomless brunch. The sheer amount of ridiculous items we’ve seen piled on top of bloody marys never cease to amaze us–so we turned it into a game.HOW TO PLAY - Players complete by taking turns adding increasing ridiculous garnishes on top of a bloody mary shaped starting block–as they try not to be the one that knocks it all down. Includes 10 wood game pieces with double-sided printing and instruction sheet.PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring the Loaded Bloody Mary Balance Game to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends can stack ridiculous bloody mary ingredients without knocking them over? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious stacking combinations and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they try to take turns stacking these garnishes without being the one to knock it all down!GIFT IT UP - The Loaded Bloody Mary Balance Game by Brass Monkey is going to be the biggest hit at your next party. It's easy to play and perfect for all ages, making it a great gift for anyone. The wooden pieces are designed with a vintage style making game play more interesting and are sure to inspire some old school competition!Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

PRODUCTIVITY JOURNAL –‘Getting things done’ doesn’t have to be synonymous with boring. This hardbound task guide will do the impossible–help even the worst of procrastinators get more stuff done and have fun doing it. Features 348 unique pages and a cloth bound cover with embossed, black foil artwork and an attached ribbon bookmark. MULTIFUNCTIONAL – Filled with snarky and endearing charts, graphs, and other ways to evaluate your progress as you form habits, check off never-ending to-do lists, and succeed at life–despite, well, life. Whether you use this Productivity guide at school, work, or home, it’s just the right size to be perfectly portable. PERFECT FOR GIFTING – From back to school, to new job celebrations, or just because, this 'My Master Plan' Productivity Journal from Brass Monkey makes a chic gift for any occasion. The Productive guide is perfect for those people in your life who just need to take it one day at a time. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

TRIVIA - The Weird Sports Trivia from Brass Monkey has the quirkiest facts and anecdotes from the wide world of athletics. From obscure sports origins to bizarre records, each trivia card will have even the most professional sports enthusiasts questioning their athletic history. We think trivia should be fun and not feel like a homework assignment. That’s why we’ve filled ours with as many weird and obscure sports facts as we could find…and even better, you’ll choose questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: “Riding the Pine” - which are questions about log rolling.INCLUDES - Suitable for 2 to 8 (or more) players, it's the ultimate test of sports knowledge - weird edition. Inside, you'll find 200 unique trivia cards, each packed with bizarre facts and unexpected tidbits from the world of sports. But wait, there's more! We've also included an instruction sheet with three different ways to play – so whether you're feeling like a trivia whiz or just looking for a casual laugh, there's a game mode for you.GREAT FOR PARTIES - Picture this: a room filled with laughter, cheers, and maybe even a few raised eyebrows as players go headfirst into the world of weird sports trivia. It's the perfect icebreaker, sparking lively conversations and friendly competition among guests of all ages. With its flexible gameplay, everyone can join in on the fun. Plus, with 200 unique trivia cards themed around sports, there's never a dull moment. So grab the weird sports trivia deck, gather your crew, and let the games begin—because when it comes to party entertainment, this trivia game takes the gold!PERFECT FOR GIFTING - Let us tell you why ""Weird Sports Trivia"" makes an awesome gift. It's not your typical run-of-the-mill sports stuff. This is like walking into the secret underworld of sports, where the bizarre and the downright wacky reign supreme. It's for the folks who like their trivia with a side of weird and their sports with a twist. So if you want to gift something that'll have them laughing, scratching their heads, and maybe even rethinking what they thought they knew about sports, then this is it.BRASS MONKEY - We bridge the gap between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant fine china, offering a curated collection of well-designed products infused with a delightful sense of humor. Our mission is to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary, crafting items that seamlessly blend functionality with whimsy. From quirky guides to stylish essentials, we specialize in creating must-have treasures that add joy and personality to everyday life.

CHALLENGE CARDS - Date Night Challenges by Brass Monkey is the perfect accessory for your next date night. It’s hard enough to pick a place to eat–let alone come up with something unique and fun to do on date nights. This collection of 100 quirky, yet endearing, date night ‘challenges’ take the pressure off. We’ll do all the hard work–just draw one at random, and if the date sucks you can just blame us. It’s a win-win for everyone. Use them for everything from first dates, to first-date-night-away- from-the-kids-in-a-billion-years.INCLUDES - The card set includes 100 quirky, yet totally romantic prompts with space on the back of each card to write about each experience. The challenges will have you and your partner laughing, loving, and living it up like never before! Say ""buh-bye"" to boring dinners and ""hello"" to a whole new level of excitement. Whether you're tackling a spontaneous adventure or cozying up for a night in, these challenges are designed to spice things up and keep the good times rolling.GREAT FOR DATE NIGHT - Whether you're trying something new together or reminiscing about old memories, each challenge brings you closer and keeps the sparks flying. Plus, with 100 unique prompts to choose from, you'll never run out of ideas for your next date night adventure. So if you're looking to shake things up and create unforgettable memories with your special someone, this collection is your secret weapon. So toss the pressure aside and grab your partner, romance has never been more fun!PERFECT FOR GIFTING - Whether you're shopping for a newly-minted couple or a pair of lovebirds celebrating decades together, this collection is the perfect way to show you care. It's a thoughtful gesture that says, ""Hey, let's keep the spark alive and have some fun along the way!"" With 100 quirky challenges guaranteed to keep things interesting, it's the gift that keeps on giving long after the wrapping paper is torn away. So if you want to give a gift that's equal parts thoughtful, entertaining, and downright adorable, look no further.BRASS MONKEY - We bridge the gap between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant fine china, offering a curated collection of well-designed products infused with a delightful sense of humor. Our mission is to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary, crafting items that seamlessly blend functionality with whimsy. From quirky guides to stylish essentials, we specialize in creating must-have treasures that add joy and personality to everyday life.

We all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help. Trust us, after you read ‘You're going kick today in the nuts' in the mirror a few times, you'll be ready to take on the world.• Includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards.• They all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next ‘emergency' strikes.• Each card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears.• The outer box measures 4" by 5.3" by 1.7" (101mm x 134.6mm x 43mm).• Cards measure 3.5" x 5" (89mm x 127mm).

This vintage-inspired tear-off notepad set by Brass Monkey features a collection of 11 separate pads–each designed for its own super-important task. They're perfect for keeping track of your to-do list, your current mood, or just how many times you've cried today–it's easy to lose track.• Includes 11 individual notepads–each with a specific 'purpose.'• Each pad features 100 pages.• All pads are attached to the larger backer board, so you don't lose them–but you can take them off if you want.• The overall set measures 7" square by .3" deep (178mm x 178mm x 8mm).• From left to right, the pads measure: Pad 1 - 3" x 2.6" (76mm x 66mm)Pad 2 - 4" x 2.6" (101mm x 66mm)Pads 3 to 8 - 2.3" x 0.7" (58mm x 18mm)Pad 9 - 2.4" x 2.4" (61mm x 61mm)Pad 10 - 3.9" x 2" (99mm x 51mm)Pad 11 - 3" x 2" (76mm x 51mm)

Haunted Dolls Sticker BookBy Brass MonkeyMorbid fun meets vintage charm in the Haunted Dolls Sticker Book—a delightfully creepy collection of oversized stickers featuring haunted dolls with googly eyes and snarky commentary. Whether you're summoning spirits or just spicing up your planner, these stickers are here to haunt your everyday life in the best way possible.Inside, you’ll find 18 pages of haunted doll stickers plus 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired puffy stickers, all packed with clever quips and eerie expressions. That’s over 60 stickers designed to stick anywhere and add a touch of spooky sass to your world.Perfect for calendars, coworker desks, party invites, or even your parking ticket (because why not?), this book is a must-have for anyone who loves Halloween, humor, and a little bit of weird.Whether you're gifting it, using it, or hoarding it like the sticker-loving adult you are, the Haunted Dolls Sticker Book is your new favorite fright-night essential.Brass Monkey makes the products you didn’t know you needed—but now can’t live without. Humor-forward, design-savvy, and unapologetically strange. Boo baskets encouraged.

You could say that this cloth-bound mini daily planner by Brass Monkey is undated...but you'd really be selling it short. It's more like...'un-yeared.' See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. With knowledge like this, you'll be the life of the party that you probably didn't want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year, and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life.• Inspired by vintage library books. You remember what those are, right?• Features a cloth bound cover with embossed 'Hidden Agenda' artwork.• Filled with 366 days (208 pages) of random holidays, trivia, and humor. • Measures 4.75" wide by 7.5" tall (and .6" thick, if you're curious)• Includes an attached bookmark to help you pick up where you left off.• The smaller counterpart of our full-sized planner.

You know, in Brazil it's actually considered rude to show up on time. So get off our backs, dad. This vintage-inspired, cloth-bound daily planner by Brass Monkey is technically undated...but that's really selling it short. It's more like...'un-yeared.' See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. With knowledge like this, you'll be the life of the party that you probably didn't want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year, and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life.• Inspired by vintage library books. You remember what those are, right?• Features a cloth bound cover with embossed 'The Perpetually Late Show' artwork.• Filled with 366 days (336 pages) of random holidays, trivia, and humor. • Measures 6" wide by 9" tall (and .9" thick, if you're curious)• Includes an attached bookmark to help you pick up where you left off.• The full-sized counterpart of our mini-planner.

Think of it as an entertaining (and heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this prompted journal by Brass Monkey is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, these random (and we really mean random) acts of kindness will bring a smile to almost anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world. You don’t even have to give us credit.• Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random (and we mean random) acts of kindness to act on. • Held the door open for a straight hour at a retirement home? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one.• Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites.• Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout).• Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.Think of it as an entertaining (and heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this book is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, these random (and we really mean random) acts of kindness will bring a smile to almost anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world. You don’t even have to give us credit.• Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random (and we mean random) acts of kindness to act on. • Held the door open for a straight hour at a retirement home? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one.• Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites.• Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout).• Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.Think of it as an entertaining (and heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this book is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, these random (and we really mean random) acts of kindness will bring a smile to almost anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world. You don’t even have to give us credit.• Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random (and we mean random) acts of kindness to act on. • Held the door open for a straight hour at a retirement home? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one.• Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites.• Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout).• Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.Think of it as an entertaining (and heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this book is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, these random (and we really mean random) acts of kindness will bring a smile to almost anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world. You don’t even have to give us credit.• Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random (and we mean random) acts of kindness to act on. • Held the door open for a straight hour at a retirement home? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one.• Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites.• Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout).• Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.

Think of it as an entertaining (and adventurous) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this prompted journal by Brass Monkey is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, you’ll only find fun (and crazy) things that everyone should do before they turn into some boring old person. But once you get close…yell at some kids on your lawn. It’s in the book too.• Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random things that everyone should do before they kick the bucket. • Watched the Northern Lights while eating a taco? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one.• Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites.• Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout).• Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.

What's the best part of a meeting? There's actually an answer, we promise. It's people-watching, of course. So, why not make a game (or two) out of it? Inside this Bin-Go to a Dumb Meeting game book by Brass Monkey, you'll find 2 sets of 12 perforated bingo cards–one set for meetings and another for cubicle life. Don't worry; we've already pre-filled them with the common (yet ridiculous) things that always seem to happen–so just hand them out and start people-watching...competitively.• Includes 24 pre-filled (& perforated) bingo cards.• Features two distinct people-watching bingo games–one for meetings and one for general office life.• It's played just like real bingo: fill a row, column, or diagonal line to 'win'...relatively speaking, anyway.• Bonus: create your own personalized game with the 6 additional blank cards in the back.• Each soft-cover book measures 7" square–that's 178mm if you're fancy.

We're already constantly judging the people & things around us–we might as well make it official. This handy, portable box by Brass Monkey includes 100 unique ‘evaluations' for daily life. There are cards for everything from ‘You are really talented at being a terrible driver' to ‘My compliments on the intercourse. Your hard work didn't go unnoticed.' You'll be ready to review anything–including this product description. We'd give it three lackluster stars. . . at best.• Includes 100 double-sided cards–with each featuring a unique review on the front.• They all come in a compact two-piece box–perfect for judging things on the road.• Each card has a space on the back to leave your own star rating (and/or evaluation).• The outer box measures 4" wide by 2.7" tall by 1.7" deep (101mm x 68mm x 43mm).• Cards measure 3.5" wide by 2.5" tall (89mm x 63mm).

Adults like stickers, too. We just (unfortunately) don't have trapper keepers to put them on anymore. That's why Brass Monkey made this–a book of stickers designed to be used. We all get in a mood sometimes, so use this set of ‘emotions' to tell the world how you really feel. Put them on your calendar, label your co-workers, or add a personal touch to parking ticket payments.• Features a wide range of moody emoticons to convey pretty much every feeling known to humanity.• Includes 18 pages of traditional stickers (and 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired ‘puffy' ones).• Each page features as many stickers as we could physically cram onto it (sorry to be so technical).• That's 280+ stickers, in case you're counting.• The overall book measures 4" wide by 6" tall (101mm x 152mm).

Sure it looks like an orange juice carton, but lift off the top, and you'll find a block of 500+ tear-off sheets of paper – making this note set by Brass Monkey perfect for reminders, doodles, or that to-do list that's bordering on expired. Bonus: when you run out of paper, it's made to fit pads from a company that rhymes with ‘free phlegm.'• Includes a block of 500+ tear-off sheets of paper hidden inside. • Don't forget the included 3.5" pencil hiding in plain sight (that discreetly stores away in the straw hole when not in use).• Outer package measures 5" by 3.5" by 5.25" tall. • Milk carton measures 3.25" by 3.25" by 4.75".• Each piece of notepaper measures 2.75" square.

Trivia should be fun–not feel like a homework assignment. That's why this Incredibly Pointless Trivia set by Brass Monkey is filled with some of the most pointless knowledge we could find. . .and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: ‘Poison Control.' Those are questions about either Bret Michaels or arsenic, by the way.• Includes 200 unique trivia questions to test your random knowledge (to say the least).• Each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing–literally. • Comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are).• Each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). Collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library.• Suitable for 2-8+ people. Go crazy.• The outer box measures 3.5" square by 3" (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

An activity book–with a bit of an attitude. Think of it as Highlights for children-at-heart. Hidden-picture puzzles, mazes, coloring pages, connect-the-dots, you name it. . .all designed for adults (with the maturity level of fourth graders). This activity book by Brass Monkey is the perfect way to avoid (and make fun of) all of those pesky ‘adult' responsibilities like paying bills, cleaning the gutters, and actually working for a living.• Includes 200 pages of puzzles, games, and other ways to waste your valuable time.• Features spiral binding with a rigid heavy-weight cover.• Uses uncoated paper, perfect for pens (or pencils if you're a cheater).• Bonus: there's an answer key in the back of the book–because it would be kind of mean not to. • Book measures 6.5" by 7" by .875" (165mm x 178mm x 22mm).

Any old travel guide can tell you about the Grand Canyon in Arizona, but what about Joann's Gum Wrapper Museum that's in a pink shed behind her house? This handy guide will point out the best (and strangest) attractions in all 50 states–with plenty of space to map and journal your adventures to everything from National Parks to small town tourist traps. Features 416 unique pages, filled with illustrations of countless attractions across all 50 states. Spot-varnished hardcover Book measures 4.375" wide by 5.875" tall (111mm x 149mm)

DICE GAME – This fast-paced word game is inspired by the vintage dice games we grew up with. The concept is deceptively simple: Players race against a one-minute sand timer to try and score more points than their opponent(s) by forming words in a crossword fashion.HOW TO PLAY - You can only use the letters that you roll with the 15 included dice–no matter what. So good luck with EFGIIIMDDDXVRJZ. The game includes a dice cup, 15 six-sided dice, 1 minute sand timer, score pad, and an instruction sheet!PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring Fighting Words to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know how to create as many words as they can using only the word dice? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious word creations and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they try to race against time and score points by forming as many words as they can!GIFT IT UP - The Fighting Words Dice Game by Brass Monkey is going to be the biggest hit at your next party. It's easy to play and perfect for all ages, making it a great gift for anyone. The dice are designed with a vintage style with letters on each side making game play more interesting and are sure to inspire some old school competition!Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

STICKER BOOK - The Best Buds Googly Sticker book from Brass Monkey is like Mother Nature meets a comedy club, and the result is pure floral hilarity. From roses with a mischievous twinkle to daisies that look like they're up to something, these stickers are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face every time you see them. Perfect for adding a touch of whimsy to your notebooks, water bottles, laptops, and more, these stickers are the ultimate conversation starter. So go ahead, let your creativity bloom and your laughter flourish with our side-splitting sticker book!    VINTAGE INSPIRED - Each page is a treasure trove of vintage-inspired artwork, featuring a wide range of googly-eyed flowers – complete with clever comments that will have you giggling with delight. With 19 pages of traditional oversized stickers and 1 page of googly eyes, the possibilities for creative mischief are endless. Whether you're adorning your notebooks, decorating your laptop, or adding a touch of whimsy to your scrapbook, these stickers are sure to bring joy wherever they go.    HIGH QUALITY - Printed on durable, high-quality paper, these stickers boast vibrant colors and crisp details that elevate any surface they adorn. With over 19 pages of traditional oversized flower stickers to choose from, you can trust that every sticker is crafted with care and attention to detail. Whether you're decorating your belongings or adding a touch of whimsy to your crafts, our sticker book ensures long-lasting enjoyment and endless creative possibilities.    PERFECT FOR GIFTING - With its premium-quality construction and hilarious googly-eyed flowers, the Best Buds Googly Sticker Book is a unique and memorable present that stands out from the crowd. Whether you're shopping for a friend who appreciates vintage charm or a family member who loves a good laugh, this sticker book is sure to delight and entertain. So give the gift of laughter and imagination with our sticker book – because who wouldn't want to unwrap a little bit of floral fun?    BRASS MONKEY - We bridge the gap between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant fine china, offering a curated collection of well-designed products infused with a delightful sense of humor. Our mission is to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary, crafting items that seamlessly blend functionality with whimsy. From quirky guides to stylish essentials, we specialize in creating must-have treasures that add joy and personality to everyday life.

STICKER BOOK - Get ready to pop the top on a can of laughter with the You Can Do It Googly Sticker Book from Brass monkey! From soda cans that look like they've seen it all to soup cans that have seen better days, these stickers are sure to bring a smile to your face every time you see them. Perfect for adding a dash of retro charm to your notebooks, water bottles, laptops, and more, these stickers are guaranteed to be the hit of any gathering. So grab a can (or two) and get ready to crack open the fun with our side-splitting sticker book!    VINTAGE INSPIRED - Each page is a treasure trove of vintage-inspired artwork, featuring a wide range of googly-eyed cans – complete with clever comments that will have you giggling with delight. With 19 pages of traditional oversized stickers and 1 page of googly eyes, the possibilities for creative mischief are endless. Whether you're adorning your notebooks, decorating your laptop, or adding a touch of whimsy to your scrapbook, these stickers are sure to bring joy wherever they go.    HIGH QUALITY - Printed on durable, high-quality paper, these stickers boast vibrant colors and crisp details that elevate any surface they adorn. With over 19 pages of traditional oversized can stickers to choose from, you can trust that every sticker is crafted with care and attention to detail. Whether you're decorating your belongings or adding a touch of whimsy to your crafts, our sticker book ensures long-lasting enjoyment and endless creative possibilities.    PERFECT FOR GIFTING - With its premium-quality construction and hilarious googly-eyed ans, the You Can Do it Googly Sticker Book is a unique and memorable present that stands out from the crowd. Whether you're shopping for a friend who appreciates vintage charm or a family member who loves a good laugh, this sticker book is sure to delight and entertain. So give the gift of laughter and imagination with our sticker book – because who wouldn't want to unwrap a little bit of fun?    BRASS MONKEY - We bridge the gap between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant fine china, offering a curated collection of well-designed products infused with a delightful sense of humor. Our mission is to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary, crafting items that seamlessly blend functionality with whimsy. From quirky guides to stylish essentials, we specialize in creating must-have treasures that add joy and personality to everyday life.

TINY DIARY - And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important secrets of your life. It's perfect for confessing your deepest, darkest secrets—or just that time you drank all the milk and put the jug back. Either way, if this gets used in court one day, we've done our job.. That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Secret Diary is here.VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your weirdest yet mind boggling secret. With space for all kinds of memorable tidbits, this secret diary will ensure your stories and secrets will live on, making sure you get that future guilt even in the year 3000.HIGH QUALITY – Its durable hardcover ensures your secrets are safe, while its compact size makes it easy to tuck away or carry with you. The pages are crafted from premium paper, perfect for jotting down passwords or secret notes. With a clever design and a touch of humor, it’s not just practical—it’s fun to use. Perfect for anyone who values both privacy and a good laugh!GIFT IT UP - The Tiny Diary For Not So Tiny Secrets by Brass Monkey makes a great gift because it provides a fun and memorable way for people to record their most interesting or boring(we don't judge!) deep dark secrets. You could also use the diary to write about being a good person or you could just use it to memorialize the time you called your teacher ""mom"". Brass Monkey - We’re here to turn the things that people didn’t know they wanted into the things that they can’t live without. At Brass Monkey, we make well designed product that just happen to have a great sense of humor. If you want to have a few drinks and laugh about stupid stuff– well our gifts and games are right up your alley.

Trivia should be fun - not feel like a homework assignment. That's why we've filled ours with as many completely useless celebrity facts as we could find. . .and even better, you'll choose questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: "You've Got Mail" - which are questions about celebrities who still use an AOL email account.Suitable for 2 to 8 (or more) players. Includes 200 unique trivia cards specifically themed around celebrities. Includes an instruction sheet with 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). Each two-sided card measures 3" wide by 2.8" tall (76mm x 71mm). The box measures 3.5" square by 3" deep (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

Traveling is supposed to be fun–but most of the time, the last thing we have time to do is come up with fun and spontaneous things to do on our actual vacation other than google 'things to do in (insert city here)'. Get off the beaten path and use this portable card deck of travel challenges to force yourself out of your comfort zone. Just draw a card at random, and complete the task while on your trip. There's even a spot on the back of each card to 'journal' a few words about the experience. 100 double-sided cards–each featuring a unique challenge on the front and a place to record the experience on the back. Box measures 4" wide by 2.7" tall by 1.7" deep (101mm x 68mm x 43mm) Cards measure 3.5" wide by 2.5" tall (89mm x 63mm)

Finally, a drawing game that's even better when you can't draw. Inside you'll find a pad of paper and 500+ prompts, each featuring a well-known character, animal or object to draw - and players compete by trying their best to depict one, all from memory alone. Each round is judged on a randomly selected (and secret) criteria - everything from 'most accurate' to 'unintentionally hilarious.' It doesn't matter if you're a talented artist or not - absolutely no one really knows what an aardvark looks like, so anyone can win.Includes 300 game cards–each with a different prompt to draw like 'Bugs Bunny', 'A Bicycle' or 'Bert & Ernie'. Includes a pad of paper with 86 pages. Box measures 5" x 2.8" tall x 3" deep (127mm x 71mm x 76mm). Suitable for 2 to 8 players.

A game about how well you know your friends–and their horrible taste in pretty much everything. Inside you'll find over 300 well-known (and entertaining) 'things' to weigh in on–from 'non-alcoholic mixed drinks' to 'high school reunions' and everything in between. You'll win points for guessing just how under or overrated players think an item is–and then argue about how wrong they are. Includes 200 double-sided cards with 400 prompts like 'The Beatles,' 'Drinks that come in a Coconut,' and 'Avocado Toast,' Each card measures 1.5" tall by 3.5" wide. (38mm x 89mm) Box measures 4.1" x 4.1" x 2" deep (104mm x 104mm x 50.8mm).

This set of twelve black velvet cat illustrations are dripping with nostalgia–and the casual indifference that you would expect from our favorite feline companions. Each moody cat is emblazoned with a phrase that will likely hit a little too close to home to any cat owner–like 'please rub my belly, I want to shred your arm to bits.' Set includes 8 quality brush-tip markers to color to your heart's content. Top features a flocked tip-on that's the same material and size as the enclosed sheets. Box measures 8" by 8" by 1.5" deep (203mm x 203mm x 38mm).

SOCIAL GAME – A ‘when-did-that-one-celebrity-die?’ party game. How often have you had to sheepish-ily google ‘Is (insert notable person’s name here) still alive?’ Yeah, us too. In fact, we do it sooo much around our office–we turned it into a game! Includes 350 double-sided cards and suitable for 2 or more players.HOW TO PLAY - In this hilarious social game, players compete by putting their random celebrity and historical figure knowledge to the test–while trying to remember what year people died (or if they even have). When did Albert Einstein pass away? 1897? 1986? Don’t worry, we’ll provide a series of clever clues to help inform your guess–and the closest scores points. We’ve included everyone from Genghis Khan to Bob Saget–& hundreds more.PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring How Dead Are They to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know that Steve Irwin never heard of an iPhone? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious realizations and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they learn these crazy facts and try to guess the absurdity of how dead some celebrities are!GIFT IT UP - The How Dead Are They Social Game by Brass Monkey is going to be the biggest hit at your next party. It's easy to play and perfect for all ages, making it a great gift for anyone. The cards are designed with fun and crazy facts of celebrities and random historic trivia that are sure to inspire some fun conversations and maybe even some shocking realizations about the concept of time.Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

SOCIAL GAME – This hilariously low-stakes social game is inspired by something we all know too well: yearbooks. Players simply nominate each other for randomly selected ‘most likely to…’ superlatives–based on vibe alone.HOW TO PLAY - Who among your friend group would be the most likely to cry genuine tears just from watching a sappy commercial? Players secretly vote, and the card is awarded to person with the most votes. In the end, the player who collects the most cards is declared the winner–relatively speaking anyway.PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring 'Without A Doubt' to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know that you're one who's most likely to have an outstanding warrant? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious superlatives and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they try to guess who out of your friend group would win these crazy superlatives.GIFT IT UP - The Most Likely To... Social Game by Brass Monkey is going to be the biggest hit at your next party. It's easy to play and perfect for all ages, making it a great gift for anyone. The cards are designed with fun and crazy superlatives that are sure to inspire some fun conversations and maybe even some shocking realizations about your friends!Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

BALANCE GAME – A balance game, based on a balancing act in and of itself–loaded bloody marys at a bottomless brunch. The sheer amount of ridiculous items we’ve seen piled on top of bloody marys never cease to amaze us–so we turned it into a game.HOW TO PLAY - Players complete by taking turns adding increasing ridiculous garnishes on top of a bloody mary shaped starting block–as they try not to be the one that knocks it all down. Includes 10 wood game pieces with double-sided printing and instruction sheet.PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring the Loaded Bloody Mary Balance Game to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends can stack ridiculous bloody mary ingredients without knocking them over? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious stacking combinations and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they try to take turns stacking these garnishes without being the one to knock it all down!GIFT IT UP - The Loaded Bloody Mary Balance Game by Brass Monkey is going to be the biggest hit at your next party. It's easy to play and perfect for all ages, making it a great gift for anyone. The wooden pieces are designed with a vintage style making game play more interesting and are sure to inspire some old school competition!Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

PRODUCTIVITY JOURNAL –‘Getting things done’ doesn’t have to be synonymous with boring. This hardbound task guide will do the impossible–help even the worst of procrastinators get more stuff done and have fun doing it. Features 348 unique pages and a cloth bound cover with embossed, black foil artwork and an attached ribbon bookmark. MULTIFUNCTIONAL – Filled with snarky and endearing charts, graphs, and other ways to evaluate your progress as you form habits, check off never-ending to-do lists, and succeed at life–despite, well, life. Whether you use this Productivity guide at school, work, or home, it’s just the right size to be perfectly portable. PERFECT FOR GIFTING – From back to school, to new job celebrations, or just because, this 'My Master Plan' Productivity Journal from Brass Monkey makes a chic gift for any occasion. The Productive guide is perfect for those people in your life who just need to take it one day at a time. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

TRIVIA - The Weird Sports Trivia from Brass Monkey has the quirkiest facts and anecdotes from the wide world of athletics. From obscure sports origins to bizarre records, each trivia card will have even the most professional sports enthusiasts questioning their athletic history. We think trivia should be fun and not feel like a homework assignment. That’s why we’ve filled ours with as many weird and obscure sports facts as we could find…and even better, you’ll choose questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: “Riding the Pine” - which are questions about log rolling.INCLUDES - Suitable for 2 to 8 (or more) players, it's the ultimate test of sports knowledge - weird edition. Inside, you'll find 200 unique trivia cards, each packed with bizarre facts and unexpected tidbits from the world of sports. But wait, there's more! We've also included an instruction sheet with three different ways to play – so whether you're feeling like a trivia whiz or just looking for a casual laugh, there's a game mode for you.GREAT FOR PARTIES - Picture this: a room filled with laughter, cheers, and maybe even a few raised eyebrows as players go headfirst into the world of weird sports trivia. It's the perfect icebreaker, sparking lively conversations and friendly competition among guests of all ages. With its flexible gameplay, everyone can join in on the fun. Plus, with 200 unique trivia cards themed around sports, there's never a dull moment. So grab the weird sports trivia deck, gather your crew, and let the games begin—because when it comes to party entertainment, this trivia game takes the gold!PERFECT FOR GIFTING - Let us tell you why ""Weird Sports Trivia"" makes an awesome gift. It's not your typical run-of-the-mill sports stuff. This is like walking into the secret underworld of sports, where the bizarre and the downright wacky reign supreme. It's for the folks who like their trivia with a side of weird and their sports with a twist. So if you want to gift something that'll have them laughing, scratching their heads, and maybe even rethinking what they thought they knew about sports, then this is it.BRASS MONKEY - We bridge the gap between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant fine china, offering a curated collection of well-designed products infused with a delightful sense of humor. Our mission is to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary, crafting items that seamlessly blend functionality with whimsy. From quirky guides to stylish essentials, we specialize in creating must-have treasures that add joy and personality to everyday life.

CHALLENGE CARDS - Date Night Challenges by Brass Monkey is the perfect accessory for your next date night. It’s hard enough to pick a place to eat–let alone come up with something unique and fun to do on date nights. This collection of 100 quirky, yet endearing, date night ‘challenges’ take the pressure off. We’ll do all the hard work–just draw one at random, and if the date sucks you can just blame us. It’s a win-win for everyone. Use them for everything from first dates, to first-date-night-away- from-the-kids-in-a-billion-years.INCLUDES - The card set includes 100 quirky, yet totally romantic prompts with space on the back of each card to write about each experience. The challenges will have you and your partner laughing, loving, and living it up like never before! Say ""buh-bye"" to boring dinners and ""hello"" to a whole new level of excitement. Whether you're tackling a spontaneous adventure or cozying up for a night in, these challenges are designed to spice things up and keep the good times rolling.GREAT FOR DATE NIGHT - Whether you're trying something new together or reminiscing about old memories, each challenge brings you closer and keeps the sparks flying. Plus, with 100 unique prompts to choose from, you'll never run out of ideas for your next date night adventure. So if you're looking to shake things up and create unforgettable memories with your special someone, this collection is your secret weapon. So toss the pressure aside and grab your partner, romance has never been more fun!PERFECT FOR GIFTING - Whether you're shopping for a newly-minted couple or a pair of lovebirds celebrating decades together, this collection is the perfect way to show you care. It's a thoughtful gesture that says, ""Hey, let's keep the spark alive and have some fun along the way!"" With 100 quirky challenges guaranteed to keep things interesting, it's the gift that keeps on giving long after the wrapping paper is torn away. So if you want to give a gift that's equal parts thoughtful, entertaining, and downright adorable, look no further.BRASS MONKEY - We bridge the gap between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant fine china, offering a curated collection of well-designed products infused with a delightful sense of humor. Our mission is to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary, crafting items that seamlessly blend functionality with whimsy. From quirky guides to stylish essentials, we specialize in creating must-have treasures that add joy and personality to everyday life.