''The best similes since Douglas Adams.'' - SFX

''A brilliantly imaginative tale with an unexpected final twist'' - The Good Book Guide

''I was eight years old when I saw my first elf.''

... And for unlikely hero Michael it wasn''t his last. Michael''s unfortunately (but accurately) named girlfriend Cruella, doesn''t approve of his obsession with the little people, but the problem is that they won''t leave him alone. And who can blame them when it is his own stepfather who is responsible for causing them so much misery. Oh yes. Daddy George knows that elves can do so much more than the gardening.

Brilliant and outrageously funny comic fantasy - Tom Holt on top form.

Books by Tom Holt:

Walled Orchard Series
Goatsong
The Walled Orchard

J.W. Wells & Co. Series
The Portable Door
In Your Dreams
Earth, Air, Fire and Custard
You Don''t Have to Be Evil to Work Here, But It Helps
The Better Mousetrap
May Contain Traces of Magic
Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Sausages

YouSpace Series
Doughnut
When It''s A Jar
The Outsorcerer''s Apprentice
The Good, the Bad and the Smug

Novels
Expecting Someone Taller
Who''s Afraid of Beowulf
Flying Dutch
Ye Gods!
Overtime
Here Comes the Sun
Grailblazers
Faust Among Equals
Odds and Gods
Djinn Rummy
My Hero
Paint your Dragon
Open Sesame
Wish you Were Here
Alexander at World''s End
Only Human
Snow White and the Seven Samurai
Olympiad
Valhalla
Nothing But Blue Skies
Falling Sideways
Little People
Song for Nero
Meadowland
Barking
Blonde Bombshell
The Management Style of the Supreme Beings
An Orc on the Wild Side

''The best similes since Douglas Adams.'' - SFX

''A brilliantly imaginative tale with an unexpected final twist'' - The Good Book Guide

''I was eight years old when I saw my first elf.''

... And for unlikely hero Michael it wasn''t his last. Michael''s unfortunately (but accurately) named girlfriend Cruella, doesn''t approve of his obsession with the little people, but the problem is that they won''t leave him alone. And who can blame them when it is his own stepfather who is responsible for causing them so much misery. Oh yes. Daddy George knows that elves can do so much more than the gardening.

Brilliant and outrageously funny comic fantasy - Tom Holt on top form.

Books by Tom Holt:

Walled Orchard Series
Goatsong
The Walled Orchard

J.W. Wells & Co. Series
The Portable Door
In Your Dreams
Earth, Air, Fire and Custard
You Don''t Have to Be Evil to Work Here, But It Helps
The Better Mousetrap
May Contain Traces of Magic
Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Sausages

YouSpace Series
Doughnut
When It''s A Jar
The Outsorcerer''s Apprentice
The Good, the Bad and the Smug

Novels
Expecting Someone Taller
Who''s Afraid of Beowulf
Flying Dutch
Ye Gods!
Overtime
Here Comes the Sun
Grailblazers
Faust Among Equals
Odds and Gods
Djinn Rummy
My Hero
Paint your Dragon
Open Sesame
Wish you Were Here
Alexander at World''s End
Only Human
Snow White and the Seven Samurai
Olympiad
Valhalla
Nothing But Blue Skies
Falling Sideways
Little People
Song for Nero
Meadowland
Barking
Blonde Bombshell
The Management Style of the Supreme Beings
An Orc on the Wild Side

''The best similes since Douglas Adams.'' - SFX

''A brilliantly imaginative tale with an unexpected final twist'' - The Good Book Guide

''I was eight years old when I saw my first elf.''

... And for unlikely hero Michael it wasn''t his last. Michael''s unfortunately (but accurately) named girlfriend Cruella, doesn''t approve of his obsession with the little people, but the problem is that they won''t leave him alone. And who can blame them when it is his own stepfather who is responsible for causing them so much misery. Oh yes. Daddy George knows that elves can do so much more than the gardening.

Brilliant and outrageously funny comic fantasy - Tom Holt on top form.

Books by Tom Holt:

Walled Orchard Series
Goatsong
The Walled Orchard

J.W. Wells & Co. Series
The Portable Door
In Your Dreams
Earth, Air, Fire and Custard
You Don''t Have to Be Evil to Work Here, But It Helps
The Better Mousetrap
May Contain Traces of Magic
Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Sausages

YouSpace Series
Doughnut
When It''s A Jar
The Outsorcerer''s Apprentice
The Good, the Bad and the Smug

Novels
Expecting Someone Taller
Who''s Afraid of Beowulf
Flying Dutch
Ye Gods!
Overtime
Here Comes the Sun
Grailblazers
Faust Among Equals
Odds and Gods
Djinn Rummy
My Hero
Paint your Dragon
Open Sesame
Wish you Were Here
Alexander at World''s End
Only Human
Snow White and the Seven Samurai
Olympiad
Valhalla
Nothing But Blue Skies
Falling Sideways
Little People
Song for Nero
Meadowland
Barking
Blonde Bombshell
The Management Style of the Supreme Beings
An Orc on the Wild Side