Mr. Satanism Puts Down Your Favorite Dog (...Movies)

A canine-thropic (it's a word now) assault on that detestable Uncle Tom of the animal kingdom, man's so-called best friend (not), the treacherous, mangy, smelly, useless DOG. Vilest of pets, the dog does nothing, produces nothing, embetters nothing, and will turn on you at the drop of a hat and/or the second someone else gives it a cheeseburger. Needless to say, movies about dogs aren't much better, and from family-friendly fluff to killer canine crap, this doggy-centric film guide finally puts them ALL down. For good.