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Mr. Satanism's Invisible Book
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2017
32 kr
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Quick, name something invisible. If you said something like "e;Institutional racism!"e; then don't buy this book, because you're just gonna end up getting ticked off and signing some online petition. If you said "e;The Invisible Man!"e; though, or "e;Those invisible brains from …
Mr. Satanism Puts Down Your Favorite Dog (...Movies)
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2018
32 kr
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A canine-thropic (it's a word now) assault on that detestable Uncle Tom of the animal kingdom, man's so-called best friend (not), the treacherous, mangy, smelly, useless DOG. Vilest of pets, the dog does nothing, produces nothing, embetters nothing, and will turn on you at the drop of a hat and/or …
Hex Crimes: The Worst Witch Movies Ever Made
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2016
32 kr
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Mr. Satanism: "e;So, would it be wrong to say that I roast these movies?"e;Editor: "e;That could be construed as disrespectful, yes."e;Mr Satanism: "e;How do you figure?"e;Editor: "e;Witch trials were once a very real thing, you know."e;Mr. Satanism: "e;Yeah, but …
Not-At-All-Cleverly-Titled Book of Dragon Movies
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2015
32 kr
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Mr. Satanism, the movie critic who takes no prisoners, presents fifty(ish) reviews of dragon movies, from the classic to the obscure, so that you can sleep soundly knowing that you'll never have to suffer through a bad dragon movie again.
Werewolves Don't Eat Brunch
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2017
32 kr
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Rage-fueled supervillain-cum-movie critic Mr. Satanism is back, with an entire book dedicated exclusively to werewolf movies. Why? Because he hates himself, apparently. See, despite being one of monsterdom's elite trifecta (alongside Dracula and the Frankenstein Monster) the werewolf hasn't been …
Yeti Brew (And Bigfoot Too)
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2017
32 kr
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Like true love, Bigfoot doesn't really exist, but that hasn't stopped hordes of people from looking for him, trying to capture him on film, and, worst of all, making terrible movies about him. Now Mr. Satanism, the greatest genre movie critic in the world, takes the Footheads to task with his …
Triskaidekaphilia - Mr. Satanism's 13th Book
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2017
32 kr
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For once the number 13 is lucky, because for his thirteenth film guide, caustic cinema critic Mr. Satanism has reviewed only movies with "e;13"e; in the title. It's nothing but a cheap, lazy gimmick, obviously, but what else would you expect from a disgraced former supervillain turned hack …
Vampire Movies Suck
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2017
32 kr
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Remember when vampires were scary? Yeah, us neither. Between your Twilight and your Vampire: The Masquerade vampires have become the biggest tools in monsterdom, never mind the fact that they weren't exactly firing on all their horror cylinders to begin with. Honestly, have you seen the original …
Chronology on Elm Street
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2018
32 kr
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Do the Nightmare on Elm Street movies really occur in the order that they were released? And how does Freddy Krueger's TV show fit in? Or Wes Craven's New Nightmare? What about the music videos? Well fear not, because, like Clarissa, Mr. Satanism is here to explain it all, in his first-ever film …
Magical Golden Rainbow Book of Crappy Wizard of Oz Movies
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2017
31 kr
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How many Oz movies do you think there are? Like three, right? Ha! There are dozens, and if you include cartoon specials that number may swell into the hundreds. It's easy to forget now, especially since you probably weren't alive then, but The Wonderful Wizard of Oz really was the Star Wars of its …
Cannibal Attraction
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2018
31 kr
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Cannibal movies really are the least-effort-required horror movies to produce. A little fake (or not) blood and some expired meat donated by a sympathetic butcher, and you're good to go. All you have to do is promise the butcher a producer credit. The point I'm trying to make is, don't expect a lot …
Legendary House of Haunted Hell
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2012
38 kr
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"e;I sense an unnatural presence in this place... and I'm going to f--k it!"e; Infamous internet film critic Mr. Satanism sets his sights on the haunted house film, savaging the Amityville Horror series, Sean S. Cunningham's House series (including the elusive third entry), and dozens more, …
Trash of the Titans
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2013
42 kr
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Dragons? Wizards? Hobbits? Supervillain-cum-movie critic Mr. Satanism has had enough of all this magic and wonder, so he's back to take the piss out of fantasy films once and for all. Be they Arabian adventures, Arthurian fantasies, or hopelessly-outdated Dungeons & Dragons clones (what is this, …
Monkeys & Dinosaurs: Cinema as High Art, Vol. 1
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2015
60 kr
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It's his magnum opus, and he doesn't even know what that means. Mr. Satanism's biggest, thickest, throbbing-est movie guide yet covers nearly every dinosaur movie ever made, from the silent era to Jurassic World, and plenty of monkey business besides. Featuring the all-but-forgotten second wave of …
Shark Weak: The Worst Shark Movies Ever Made
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2014
43 kr
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If something smells fishy, it's not just Mr. Satanism's ex-wife, because this time the infamous Internet film critic is taking on shark movies, hilariously skewering everything from proto-Jaws potboilers, to Italian jawsploitation "e;classics"e;, to the current crop of gimmicky CGI garbage. …
Night of the Living Dud
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2013
38 kr
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Think you know zombies? Supervillain-cum-film critic Mr. Satanism plumbs the depths of this over-saturated genre, with over 100 brutally honest reviews of undead obscurities you never knew existed, including, er, gems like Dorm of the Dead (2006); Corpses are Forever (2003); Decay (2012); The Quick …
Lifetime Movies... for Men
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2013
38 kr
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Infamous film critic Mr. Satanism takes a break from the horror beat to deconstruct the critically-neglected but perennially popular sub-sub-genre known as the "e;Lifetime Original Movie"e;. Why? Because with their paranoid plots, self-loathing misogyny, and heavily-stylized violence, many …
66.6 Absurd Movies About the Devil
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2012
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In 66.6 Absurd Movies About the Devil, infamous supervillain-turned-Internet film critic Mr. Satanism sounds off on over 65 movies about the Prince of Darkness, from misguided multi-million dollar sequels to Eurotrash sleaze to home-grown straight-to-DVD disasters, and whether you believe in the …
Close Encounters of the Worst Kind
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2016
31 kr
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We've all seen at least one movie where a friendly alien visits Earth only to face prejudice and misunderstanding. Well forget those movies. Space aliens should be scary, and the ones featured in Mr. Satanism's latest film guide ARE scary, because he's limited this book to flicks about creepy alien …
Snakes, Rats, Spiders, and Bats: A Creepy-Crawly Movie Compendium
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2015
26 kr
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Do creepy, crawly critters cause you to cringe? What about alliteration? Either way, if you like movies with the inherent "e;ick"e; factor these varmints elicit, film critic Mr. Satanism has you covered. With spiders. And if 50+ movies featuring nature's least wanted aren't enough, he also …
Collection of Woke Movie Reviews
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2024
42 kr
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We are less than enthused to announce the publication of a new Mr. Satanism film review book for 2024. We're very sorry. On the plus side, he reviews several movies people have actually heard of this time around. Honestly, though, this is mostly an unapologetic cash-grab.
Mr. Satanism Irreparably Damages Christmas
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2024
52 kr
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Who doesn't love Christmas? Well, misanthropic movie critic Mr. Satanism, for one. Join him as he lambastes every type of Christmas movie imaginable, from made-for-TV syrup fests to kiddie cartoon obscurities to Christmas-themed slasher trash. It's the perfect stocking stuffer this holiday season! …
Werewolves Don't Eat Brunch / Vampires Suck Bundle
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2026
68 kr
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Two classic movie monsters, together again!Remember when vampires were scary? Yeah, us neither. Between your Twilight and your Vampire: The Masquerade vampires have become the biggest tools in monsterdom, never mind the fact that they weren't exactly firing on all their horror cylinders to begin …
Mr. Satanism's Horror-nasium
Av Mr. Satanism
E-bok, 2026
86 kr
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Now, get two of Mr. Satanism's infamous horror movie review collections for one low price! And by "e;one low price"e;, of course, we mean "e;just slightly cheaper than buying both books separately"e;. Plus, because we're bastards, this compilation contains one bonus review! Ha ha! …
