Cannibal Attraction

Cannibal movies really are the least-effort-required horror movies to produce. A little fake (or not) blood and some expired meat donated by a sympathetic butcher, and you're good to go. All you have to do is promise the butcher a producer credit. The point I'm trying to make is, don't expect a lot of high-quality movies to be covered in this book. In fact, as with all of my movie guides, the lower your keep you expectations, the better. Satisfied, haters? Is that enough self-deprecation for you? You f-----g jackals.