Quotable Douchebag

Douchebags have a gift for speaking the unspeakable. Vain, arrogant, brash, and clueless, they''re the worst the male species has to offer—and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including: David Hasselhoff: "There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me." Gene Simmons: "[I] don''t believe there''s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium." Sean Hannity: "I''ll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress." And many, many more.