Dad Jokes: The Punny Edition

THE FOURTH COLLECTION FROM THE INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKESQ: How does a penguin build a house? A: Igloos it together. The global Instagram sensation, @DadSaysJokes, returns for another collection of side-splitting gags to share with friends and family. Guaranteed to keep the laughs and groans coming in equal measure, the cheesy jokes inside will not disappoint.@DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger!Q: What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?A: "Halloumi."Q: What do you get when you cross a policeman with a skunk?A: Law and odour.