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The latest joke collection from the Instagram sensation @DadSaysJokesQ: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?A: A carrot.The iconic Instagram page @DadSaysJokes is back with another collection of hilarious dad jokes for all occasions. This is the perfect gift, not just for dads but for anyone who loves a laugh!@DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added 15 platforms including @pubity, the global feel-good news page that has almost 40 million followers. This is his seventh book.

THE SIXTH COLLECTION FROM THE INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKESQ: What do you call a pig that does karate?A: A pork chop.The iconic Instagram page @DadSaysJokes returns with a fresh batch of dad jokes to share with your nearest and dearest. With cringeworthy gags for every occasion, Dad Jokes: The Laugh-out-loud Edition is the perfect gift book for Father's Day, birthdays, Christmastime and beyond.@DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger!Q: When does a joke become a dad joke?A: When it becomes apparent.I have a great joke about nepotism...... but I'll only tell it to my kids.

The must-have joke collection from the Instagram sensation @DadSaysJokesQ: How can you tell a pig is hot? A: It's bacon. The iconic Instagram page @DadSaysJokes returns with a fresh batch of dad jokes to share with your nearest and dearest. Packed with jokes so bad that they're good, Dad Jokes: The Funniest Yet is the perfect gift book for every occasion. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 10 million faithful followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger guaranteed to have us all dissolving in giggles!Q: What do you do if you see a fireman?A: Put it out, man.I lost my job as a psychic......didn't see that coming!

THE EIGHTH IN THE BESTSELLING COLLECTION FROM INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKESQ. What do astronauts put on their toast?A. Space jam!Instagram sensation @DadSaysJokes returns with another superb selection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will have you, your friends and your family laughing and groaning in equal measure. From classic one-liners to playful puns, this book is the perfect gift for dads, uncles and all other GOATs who love to be the life of the party, as well as anyone who wants to relive a childhood full of 'bad' dad jokes.@DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 10 million faithful followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger guaranteed to have us all dissolving in giggles!Q: What nickname can you call Iron Man when he does his chores?A: Ironing Man.Q: Why couldn't the pasta unlock the door?A: Gnocchi.

From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure.This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns.Here are a couple of tasters:Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?A: Because they lactose.Q: Are you today's date?A: Cuz you're 10/10.

THE SECOND COLLECTION FROM THE INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKESQ: What do you call a horse that lives next door?A: A neighbour.All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 8 million across Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure.@DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger!Q: How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?A: You rocket.I left my wife because she was obsessed with counting.I wonder what she's up to now?

THE THIRD COLLECTION FROM THE INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKESI told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.She gave me a hug.The most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes, returns with another collection of hilariously cringe-inducing gags for you to share with friends and family.@DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! I don't have a "dad bod".I have a father figure.Does anybody remember that joke I told about my spine?It was about a weak back.Dad Jokes: The Cheesy Edition was a Sunday Times Bestseller in the week commencing 11 June 2023.

THE FOURTH COLLECTION FROM THE INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKESQ: How does a penguin build a house? A: Igloos it together. The global Instagram sensation, @DadSaysJokes, returns for another collection of side-splitting gags to share with friends and family. Guaranteed to keep the laughs and groans coming in equal measure, the cheesy jokes inside will not disappoint.@DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger!Q: What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?A: "Halloumi."Q: What do you get when you cross a policeman with a skunk?A: Law and odour.