World's Stupidest Signs

Gathered from offices, hotels, shops and roadsides, this collection of seemingly ridiculous signs offers such examples as: "Elephants please stay in your car"; "If you cannot read this, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons"; and "Bargain basement upstairs", as well as - On a cruise ship: Please do not lean on the widow. In a hotel: A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but not trousers. In a launderette: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.