Millions of Star Wars-fans were super-excited for the first new movie in years.
But ”Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens” became one of the most hated movies in the history of the franchise.
In this ebook we present 125 super-brutal reviews of this hated adventure.
Thousands of viewers took to social media and review sites to give their honest (and hilarious) comments.
In this ebook we have gathered 125 of the most vicious reviews of Episode 7, ”Star Wars: The Force Awakens”.
Here are some examples:
• ”An ode to mediocrity.”
• ”Four times speed can’t save this.”
• ”Why. Did. You. Have. To. Kill. Him.”
• ”ZERO creativity and originality in a saga known for creativity and originality.”
• ”Saying this movie is good is the equivalent of saying the Earth is flat.”
The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”.
They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.
The reviews in this ebook are from several public movie review-sites, for example IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes.
Most of the reviews were originally much much longer and have been edited and shortened.
We have corrected some of the spelling mistakes.
