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It is one of the most celebrated movies ever made. But the ”masterpiece” by Ingmar Bergman is not loved by everyone.In this ebook you will read 99 of the most brutal reviews of ”Fanny & Alexander” from 1982.The movie ”Fanny & Alexander” was released in 1982 and was a big success at the box office. The critics praised it as one of the best movies in history. But the story is a depressing tale of death, weird family members and life in a dreary religious home. That is why many really hate this movie. We love vicious and humorous reviews and search through the largest review sites to give you the very best. In this e-book we are publishing 99 reviews that will make you laugh, and maybe even somewhat awkward.  Here are some examples:• ”Some movies should’ve never been made.” • ”This is Scandinavian angst for dummies.” • ”Movies shouldn’t be allowed to last over 3 hours.” • ”I am so sorry but this was the most boring film I’ve ever seen.” • ”As a Swede, this is as pure as Christmas-themed nightmare fuel can get.” The editors who compiled this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. The reviews are from several public movie review-sites, we found most of them on letterboxd, criticless, IMDB and rottentomatoes.

It’s one the most classic books about an alien invasion and has been made into several tv-series and movies. In July 2025 a new ”The War of the Worlds” was released with Ice Cube as the main character. This version has been dubbed one of the worst movies in history. Thousands of viewers took to social media and review sites as Rotten Tomatoes and IMDB to give their honest (and hilarious) comments. In this ebook we have gathered 99 of the best (read: worst) reviews of ”The War of the Worlds”. Here are some examples:• ”I recommend people watch this movie, where you will then be able to remember what was the worst movie you have ever seen in your entire life.”• ”This is on my Mount Rushmore of bad movies.”• ”It’s like War of the Worlds... but the aliens left out of boredom.” • ”This movie should be taken out in the Nevada desert and buried so no one will ever find it.”The editors who compiled this ebook by going through the avalanche of viciousness run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. The novel ”The War of the Worlds” is one of the most famous sci-fi-books in history.  It was written by the author H. G. Wells and published in 1898. The book has never been out of print. Filming of the 2025 movie started during the pandemic which made it difficult to have crews and actors in the same room. When making this movie almost all scenes were made with only one actor in front of the camera. The result is that most of the movie is seen through computer-, tv- and phone-screens.

This was one of the biggest box office flops ever.The movie ”The 13th Warrior” is a strange mix of the Spanish moviestar Antonio Banderas, arabic poetry, vikings, cannibals and gore. In this ebook You can read 77 of the most fun and vicious reviews of this movie. Here are some examples:• ”It just hangs there, like the aftertaste of stale beer.”• ”Don’t watch at night because you will probably fall asleep.”• ”This is why the sword and dragon movies died.”• ”The only thing I remember about it, is that it sucked.”The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”.

This was a true CAT-astrophy when it was released in 2019.  The weird mix of human features on cats made the audience freak out. ”Cats” was one of the biggest flops ever.  The stage version of ”Cats” is one of the most successful musicals ever. When the cast of the movie version was released ”Cats”-fans all over the world was purring. What could go wrong with the singing talent of Taylor Swift and the acting talent of  Idris Elba, Judi Dench and Ian McKellen?It turned out this was a total CAT-astrophy. When the movie was released it wasn’t even finished with many special effects missing. The studio had to send updated digital versions of the movie to the movie theatres days after the premiere.   The result was one of the lowest rated musicals ever with thousands of reviews dissing the movie. We love vicious and humorous reviews and search through the largest sites to give you the very best. In this e-book we are publishing 170 reviews that will make you laugh, and maybe even somewhat awkward.  Here are some examples:• ”Were the producers high on cat nip to green light this film?”• ”I’m not a praying man, but I was praying so hard for this movie to end.”• ”Feline-filled flop.” • ”This movie made me want to return my cat.”The editors who compiled this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”.

The first movie was such a box office success that it changed the whole movie industry. But the fourth ”Jaws” movie was one of the worst movies ever made. In this e-book we have gathered 99 of the most fun and vicious reviews of ”Jaws: The Revenge”. This is the movie You never want to mention to any of the millions of fans of ”Jaws”. The 1975 masterpiece was directed by Steven Spielberg and was a surprise hit. Not only did it scare thousands of people from swimming in the ocean – it made so much profit that the movie company started making sequels. The first was the successful ”Jaws 2” in 1978 but was followed in 1983 by the panned ”Jaws 3-D”. When it was time for the fourth movie in 1987 the expectations was low.  This was so bad that the franchise died – and has been dubbed by many as the worst mainstream movie ever made. Thousands of fans of the first ”Jaws” has made the mistake to watch ”Jaws: The Revenge” – and then made their views heard on review sites such as IMDB and Rotten tomatoes. We recruited the youtubers ”The Critical Vikings” to search the web and find the most vicious – and fun. The result is this e-book with 99 brutal reviews. Here are some examples:•  ”I would rather get eaten by Jaws then watch this movie again.” • ”If I could go back in time I would erase this rotten bucket of chum of a movie from history.”• ”Who made this movie and what planet were they from?” • ”If you though ”Jaws 3” was bad, you’ve seen nothing yet.”

The bosses at Disney were impressed by the success of ”Avatar” and made their own ”earthlings-fights-with-locals-on-an-alien-planet”-movie. The result was ”John Carter” – one of the most spectacular box office bombs ever. In 1912 the ”Tarzan”-author Edgar Rice Burroughs published ”A Princess of Mars”. This was one of the first successful science fantasy-novels and was followed up by ten more books called the Barsoom-series. The plot centers around John Carter, a 19th century veteran from the American Civil War who is magically transported to the planet Mars. He discovers that the lower gravity gives him superstrength. Shortly after his arrival he becomes a member of a native tribe of green-skinned Martians. With his powers he gets embroiled in the civil wars of Mars.  Nearly a century later Disney choose this story to make their own version of the billion dollar success ”Avatar”. The movie was released in 2012 and was a spectacular failure at the box office. Thousands of movie goers (and fans of the original books) went on social media and panned the movie. In this e-book we are publishing 103 of the most hilarious - - and brutal - - reviews of ”John Carter”.Here are some examples:• ”Glad there wasn't a second one… Please tell there isn’t actually a second one.” • ”I wish we could send this movie to Mars.” • ”Avoid this movie at all cost. It deserves to be lost and forgotten, and never spoken of again.” • ”The leading man has all the drive and charisma of a wet noodle.” The editors who compiled this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”.

It has been a favourite of movie critics for more than 60 years. But is Ingmar Bergman’s ”The Seventh Seal” really a masterpiece?In this e-book we are publishing 114 brutal - - and hilarious - - reviews that prove otherwise.It is one of the most depressing movies ever made and was one of the movies that made Ingmar Bergman a world-renowned director. Even if You haven't seen the black and white ”The Seventh Seal”, You probably are familiar with the famous opening scene where a medieval knight plays chess with Death. Ever since it was released in 1957 the movie ”The Seventh Seal” has been celebrated by movie critics. But is this really a masterpiece? We gave our editor Bob the Berzerker the task to search the web to find the most critical reviews. He found thousands. In this e-book we are publishing 114 of the most hilarious, brutal and vicious reviews of this gloomy movie.Here are some examples:• ”Who gav Swedes permission to make movies?” • ”Not a single seal in sight.” • ”Avoid, like the Black Plague.”• ”Needed more Death. Or maybe I just wanted to die watching it.” The editors who compiled this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”.

After dozens of flops the movie company needed a hit. They spent hundreds millions to do a remake of ”Fantastic Four”. It was another flop for Marvel. In this ebook we are publishing 92 of the most brutal (and fun!) reviews of the movie ”Fantastic Four: First Steps”.Thousands of viewers took to social media and review sites to give their honest (and hilarious) comments. Here are some of the reviews from the book:• ”It is a spit in the face, a cash grab, a lazy attempt at cinema.”• ”I want my two hours back.”• ”What is this? How did we get here?”• ”It’s wild how they take a franchise where every movie sucks ass and make one even worse.”The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.This ebook is a compilation of 92 reviews of the movie ”Fantastic Four: First Steps” from 2025. The main characters in the movie is the four heroes; Reed Richards (Pedro Pascal), Ben Grimm (Ebon Moss-Bachrach), Johnny Storm (Joseph Quinn) and Sue Storm (Vanessa Kirby).

or decades millions of fans have watched ”Star Trek” on tv and in movie theatres.It has been one of the most celebrated sci-fi-shows. But the latest release, ”Star Trek: Section 31”, is not only hated by trekkies but most people who have seen it.  In this ebook we have gathered 188 brutal, and hilarious, reviews of this 2025 movie. Here are some examples:• ”Who ever has done this should be handed over to the Borg.”• ”This failed so badly, I fear it could distort the time-space-continuum.” • ”Set phasers to shun.”• ”There’s no existing universe in which this would be a good Star Trek movie!” The editors of this ebook runs the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.

The first ”Tron” was released in 1982 – and it was a flop.When Disney made the sequel ”Tron: Legacy” in 2010 – it was a flop in the theatre. Now there is a third movie, ”Tron: Ares”. It is already a big flop. The special effects was so innovative in the 1982 ”Tron” that the movie soon got a cult following.The third version of the spectacular digital gridworld, ”Tron: Ares”, was released in October 2025.It took only hours for thousands of viewers to get on the real digital grid where they gave their honest (and hilarious) comments. In this ebook we have gathered 119 of the best (read: worst) reviews of the sci-fi-movie ”Tron: Ares”. Here are some examples:• ”I finally understand how someone could be so upset they storm the Capitol.” • ”Why the fuck was this movie even called Tron. He’s not mentioned once in the entire movie.” • ”The characters range from one-dimensional to none-dimensional.”• ”It’s so boring. How do you make hand to hand combat and fighter jets boring? How? Seriously, how? Explain it to me.” The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.The reviews in this ebook are from several public movie review-sites, for example IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes. Most of the reviews were originally much much longer and have been edited and shortened.We have corrected some of the spelling mistakes.

It was a big budget movie that launched the next generation Marvel superheroes. But ”Eternals” was a big bomb at the box office as it was looong and boooring with tooo many new characters.  On social media thousands criticized and ridiculed it with scathing reviews. In this ebook we have gathered 166 of the most vicious reviews of the 2021-movie ”Eternals”. Here are some examples:• ”The acting was bad, the writing was bad, the set design was bad, the pacing was bad, everything was bad.”• ”Bad until I fell asleep in the cinema.”• ”Too many characters and each of them is flat like recycled milk carton.”• ”I dummmer for watching it.”The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.The movie ”Eternals” was one of the most expensive productions released in 2021. And it had a cast with big name stars; Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, Kit Harington, Richard Madden and Gemma Chan.This was an attempt by Marvel to expand their world of superheroes. The plot came from a series of comic books centered around the semi-god-like race ”Eternals”. They have been hiding for thousands of years until Earth is threatened by their ancient counterparts, the Deviants. But the movie was too long and boring, trying to introduce bland new uninteresting characters. This was a big flop and ”Eternals” probably lost at least 100 million dollars. 

It is one of the worst Christmas movies ever made and have been ridiculed since it’s release more than 60 years ago. This is the ”Santa Claus Conquers the Martians”. Many movies are so bad that they become good. This is just bad. Even the plot is bad: The children on Mars watch Earthly television and are envious of our planets Christmas presents. The solution: The advanced martians kidnaps Santa Claus.   In this ebook we have gathered the 79 of the best (read: worst) reviews of the Christmas movie ”Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” from 1964. Here are some examples:• ”I want my 1 hour and 21 minutes back.”• ”I've seen a lot of bad movies… but this is the honor of being the absolute worst.” • ”The most boring and lame thing I have ever seen. I'm embarrassed I even finished this movie. ” • ”I am so thankful that as a child I never got to see this awful film.” The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.The reviews in this ebook are from several public movie review-sites, for example IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes. Most of the reviews were originally much much longer and have been edited and shortened.We have corrected some of the spelling mistakes. 

With several of the biggest stars in Hollywood, it should have been a classic Christmas movie.But the star shine from Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito couldn’t stop ”Deck the Halls” from flopping.This is one of the worst Christmas movies ever made. The two main characters are neighbors and the plot centers around their Christmas light-rivalry.     The movie ”Deck the Halls” was released in November 2006 and was a big flop and was hated by both critics and the audience. In this ebook we have gathered 79 of the best (read: worst) reviews of the movie. Here are some examples:• ”A real shame. It's sure to make your Christmas tree explode.” • ”When you believe you have seen the worst, then comes Deck the Halls.” • ”Everything that a Christmas movie should not be.” The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.The reviews in this ebook are from several public movie review-sites, for example IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes. Most of the reviews were originally much much longer and have been edited and shortened.We have corrected some of the spelling mistakes. 

It is one of the biggest box office flops in history.The Frankenstein-movie ”The Bride” lost the movie company hundreds of millions. In this ebook you will understand why – this is 135 of the most brutal and vicious reviews. In 1818 the English novelist Mary Shelley created one of the most scary characters in history: the monster of Frankenstein. More than 200 years later the American director Maggie Gyllenhaal wanted to improve the story.  The result was the 2026-movie ”The Bride”, one of the biggest box office flops in history. The movie was a disastrous mix of horror, drama, action and musical. Spiced up by elements of feminism, viral pics in the 30s, police corruption, rapes and mafia.   Thousands of viewers took to social media and review sites to give their honest (and hilarious) comments. In this ebook we have gathered 135 of the best (read: worst) reviews of the 2026-movie ”The Bride”. Here are some examples:• ”Like Frankenstein, this film should have never been brought to life.”• ”If a migraine was a movie.”• ”Every time I did wake up, I was just so unimpressed.”• ”Just. So. Bad.”The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.The reviews in this ebook are from several public movie review-sites, for example IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes. Most of the reviews were originally much much longer and have been edited and shortened.We have corrected some of the spelling mistakes.

It was a movie loved by the critics and it got eight Oscar nominations.But not everyone likes the dirt and poetry of Shakespeare and medieval England.In this ebook you will find the 125 most vicious – and fun – reviews of the movie ”Hamnet”. Most people in showbusiness knew that this movie was authentic Oscar-bait. It was directed by Chloé Zhao who got two Oscars in 2021 for the movie ”Nomadland”.Her movies are loved by critics – but not the audience. She made ”Eternals” in 2021. This was one of the biggest box office bombs ever and probably lost 100-200 million dollars.The movie ”Hamnet” is set in England in the late 16th Century. It is a fictional story on the marriage of the playwright William Shakespeare and Agnes. Most critics loved the movie – but many hated it  Thousands took to social media and review sites to give their honest comments. In this ebook we have gathered 125 of the most vicious (and hilarious) reviews of the 2025-movie ”Hamnet”. Here are some examples:• ”I would not go out of my house for ten years if I made this film.”• ”This movie was specifically made to piss me off.”• ”If I had had my own car I would have left after 15 minutes.”• ”The best acting was done by a bird.”The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.The reviews in this ebook are from several public movie review-sites, for example IMDB, Rotten Tomatoes and Letterboxd. Most of the reviews were originally much much longer and have been edited and shortened.We have corrected some of the spelling mistakes. 

The original ”Snow White” from 1937 is one of the most acclaimed animated movies in history.In 2025 Disney released a live-action reboot where much of the story was updated for the modern audience. This version is one of the most hated movies ever. When Walt Disney made the animated movie ”Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” in 1937 it was a gamble.This was the world’s first animated feature film. It was a box office success and helped Disney to become one of the largest entertainment companies in the world.The live-action version was controversial from the start.Fans hated that the seven dwarfs were replaced with animated ”creatures” and the many changes to the original stories. Many years of reshoots and editing didn’t help. When ”Snow White” was released in 2025 it became one of the largest box office bombs ever, losing hundreds of millions.  Thousands of viewers took to social media and review sites to give their honest (and hilarious) comments. In this ebook we have gathered 140 of the best reviews of the 2025-movie ”Snow White”. Here are some examples:• ”Impressively terrible.”• ”The Geneva Conventions forgot to mention this.”• ”I am happy to say: I survived Snow White.”• ”This movie turned me into one of the seven dwarfs – Sleepy.”The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.The reviews in this ebook are from several public movie review-sites, for example IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes. Most of the reviews were originally much much longer and have been edited and shortened.We have corrected some of the spelling mistakes.

It is the biggest flop in the long history of ”Star Trek”. The tv-show ”Starfleet Academy” is hated by millions of fans. In this e-book you can read the 101 most brutal reviews of this out-of-this-universe fiasco. There were few enthusiastic fans when ”Star Trek: Starfleet Academy” debuted in January 2026. During the last decade the ”Star Trek”-shows have gotten worse – and worse. This new show takes place in a school, Starfleet Academy. An effort to attract younger viewers. It failed. Even though the first episode was released for free on Youtube, the number of views was embarrasing. It got even worse when the trekker and youtuber Nerdrotic livestreamed an image of a Spock doll – and got more viewers.   In this ebook we have gathered 101 of the most vicious reviews of the tv-show ”Star Trek: Starfleet Academy”. Here are some examples:• ”Beam it into Space, Scotty!”• ”It's 75 years on warp 9 away from the quality of any classic Star Trek.” • ”Just act as if it doesn't exist, never existed and will never exist.”• ”To blandly go where others have boldly gone before!”The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.The reviews in this ebook are from several public movie review-sites, for example IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes. Most of the reviews were originally much much longer and have been edited and shortened.We have corrected some of the spelling mistakes.

It was one of the most expensive Hollywood-movies based on a tv-game. But ”Super Mario Bros” became one of the most notorious flops when it debuted in 1993. In this ebook you will get 127 of the most brutal reviews of this really really bad movie.  Thousands of viewers took to social media and review sites to give their honest (and hilarious) comments. In this ebook we have gathered 127 of the most vicious reviews of the movie ”Super Mario Bros” from 1993. These are four examples from the book:• ”So bad. So so bad. A masterclass in bad.”• ”The movie makes me cry myself to sleep at night.”• ”Good thing Mario's a plumber because this movie is mostly sewage.”• ”By far, the worst thing to happen to cinema ever.”The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.The reviews in this ebook are from several public movie review-sites, for example IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes. Most of the reviews were originally much much longer and have been edited and shortened.We have corrected some of the spelling mistakes.

Millions of Star Wars-fans were super-excited for the first new movie in years. But ”Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens” became one of the most hated movies in the history of the franchise. In this ebook we present 125 super-brutal reviews of this hated adventure. Thousands of viewers took to social media and review sites to give their honest (and hilarious) comments. In this ebook we have gathered 125 of the most vicious reviews of Episode 7, ”Star Wars: The Force Awakens”. Here are some examples:• ”An ode to mediocrity.”• ”Four times speed can’t save this.”• ”Why. Did. You. Have. To. Kill. Him.”• ”ZERO creativity and originality in a saga known for creativity and originality.”• ”Saying this movie is good is the equivalent of saying the Earth is flat.”The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.The reviews in this ebook are from several public movie review-sites, for example IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes. Most of the reviews were originally much much longer and have been edited and shortened.We have corrected some of the spelling mistakes. 

This was the movie that disturbed the force among fans of Star Wars.Millions hated the decisions to first kill off Han Solo – and then Luke Skywalker.In this ebook you will find 140 superbrutal reviews of the hated ”Star Wars: Episode VIII The Last Jedi”.After the premiere in 2017 thousands of fans took to social media and review sites to give their honest (and hilarious) comments on this dividing movie. In this ebook we have gathered 140 of the most brutal reviews of ”Star Wars: Episode VIII The Last Jedi”. Here are some examples:• ”As a Star Wars fan, I could not help myself crying after seeing this movie.”• ”This movie made me question why I even like movies.”• ”This film should be a case study on what not to do when creating a sequel.”• ”This is NOT the movie you're looking for.”The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.

The fans didn’t have much hope when ”Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker” was released in 2019.It became one of the most hated ”Star Wars”-movies ever. Read 190 brutal reviews of the movie in this ebook. In this ebook we have gathered 190 of the most vicious reviews of the 2019-movie ”Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker”. This was Episode IX in the larger Skywalker-story. Here are some examples from the ebook:• ”Star Wars continues to sink into the Sarlak Pit.”• ”I thought nothing would top how bad the Last Jedi was but here we are.”• ”I really hope they invent some memory erasing device.”• ”Not sure what we did to deserve this.”The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.

The Mandalorian tv-show was a big success and was loved by the fans.But when the helmet-man was filmed for the cinema seven years later – it was too late and was hated by the fans. In this e-book we have gathered the 135 most brutal reviews of ”Star Wars: Mandalorian and Grogu”.The movie ”Star Wars: Mandalorian and Grogu” was released in 2026 and was a galactic flop at the box office.The Star Wars-show ”The Mandalorian” was one of the most hyped streaming-series in 2019. But the fans slowly lost interest as it slowly got more worse with season two and three. When ”baby Yoda” and mando finally was made a movie it was too late. It flopped and lost Lucasfilm / Disney 100s of millions.  We love vicious and humorous reviews and search through the largest sites to give you the very best. In this e-book we are publishing 135 reviews that will make you laugh, and maybe even somewhat awkward.  Here are some examples:• ”We have to be better than this. Please. Please!”• ”Gave up early and just ate popcorn and waited for the end.” • ”No, a Hutt should not have a Brooklyn accent.” • ”Movies like this make me wish the Empire would’ve won.” The editors who compiled this ebook runs the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. The reviews are from several public movie review-sites, we found most of them on letterboxd, criticless, IMDB and rottentomatoes. All of the texts were originally longer, some really really long. We found the best bits and pieces. Some have been slightly edited and obvious spelling mistakes have been corrected. 

It was one of the most controversial Star Wars-projects ever. The galactic battles were replaced by space witches and feeble Jedi warriors. The fans hated ”The Acolyte” and in this ebook you will read 216 brutal reviews of the tv-show.  Thousands of viewers took to social media and review sites to give their honest (and hilarious) comments. In this ebook we have gathered 216 of the best (read: worst) reviews of the tv-show ”The Acolyte”. This was a Star Wars-show no fans wanted as it replaced epic space battles with murder mysteries, nudity – and space witches. The problems got even worse when it was revealed that the show-runner Leslye Headland used to be one of Harvey Weinsteins closest allies. When it debuted on Disney Plus in June 2024 it bombed.Here are some examples:• ”Atrocious… maybe they should add a laugh track to make it work!” • ”Acting is crap, characters are crap, production is crap, and the story is god awful.” • ”This show is not as bad as many people say. It’s worse.” • ”There will be no hope on this one.” The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.The reviews in this ebook are from several public movie review-sites;  criticless, IMDB, rottentomatoes and metacritic. Most of the reviews were originally longer and have been shortened (and slightly edited).We have corrected some of the spelling mistakes.

It is one of the most divisive movies ever made.Everyone who had read ”The Odyssey” was chocked by the result when Christopher Nolan made a modernized version. But the critics, and the audience loved it.  Thousands took to social media and review sites to give their honest (and hilarious) comments when the movie ”The Odyssey” hit the theatres in July 2026. Many loved the movie and called it ”an epic masterpiece”. But everyone who knows anything about the original story from Ancient Greece was not impressed. Luckily for the director Christopher Nolan, and the movie studio, the audience didn't mind a modernized version of this classic story. They went to the theatres despite the horrific casting, the use of modern language and the dozens upon dozens of historically incorrect details. In this ebook we have gathered 202 vicious (and fun) reviews of the 2026-movie ”The Odyssey”. Here are some examples:• ”Everyone involved in this filth should be banned from making movies.”• ”Easily the worst film Nolan has made. The coffee was the only thing keeping me awake.”• ”I wouldn't recommend this movie to anyone who gives a damn about the Odyssey as a story. Or to anyone, really.”• ”Not one single polished bronze piece of armor or weapons. In a Bronze age Greece.”The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.The reviews in this ebook are from several public movie review-sites, for example IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes. Most of the reviews were originally much much longer and have been edited and shortened.We have corrected some of the spelling mistakes.

The movie was filled with movie stars such as Harrison Ford and Liv Tyler. But ”Captain America: Brave New World” was one of the most hated Marvel-movies.In this e-book you can laugh at the 99 most brutal reviews of one of the worst superhero movies ever. The movie ”Captain America: Brave New World” was released in 2025 and was a flop at the box office. This was the first Captain America-movie without Chris Evans playing the main role and carrying the famous shield. But neither the Marvel-fans, or the movie going audience, liked it. We love vicious and humorous reviews and search through the largest sites to give you the very best. In this e-book we are publishing 99 super-brutal reviews that will make you laugh.  Here are some examples:• ”It’s not just bad… it’s boring and bad.” • ”Chris Evans didn’t die for this.” • ”The man snoring in this theater got it right.” • ”Felt 20 minutes and 40 years long all at once.” • ”I became stupider watching this.” The editors who compiled this ebook runs the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. The reviews are from several public movie review-sites, we found most of them on letterboxd, criticless, IMDB and rottentomatoes. All of the texts were originally longer, some really really long. We found the best bits and pieces. Some have been slightly edited and obvious spelling mistakes have been corrected.

It was one of the biggest box office flops in history. The movie ”The Marvels” was hated by fans and critics. In this e-book You will find 141 of the most brutal reviews of this movie. They are so vicious that You cannot help but smile – and laugh.This was a movie that no-one wanted. After spending 100s of millions ”The Marvels” was released to theatres in November 2023. It was one of the largest flops in box office history and thousands  took to social media and review sites to give their honest (and hilarious) comments. In this ebook we have gathered 141 of the most vicious reviews of the 2023-movie ”The Marvels”. Here are some examples:• ”Chewing gum for the eyes.”• ”Poorly produced, poorly directed, poorly written.” • ”The cats was good, can't justify staying awake for the rest.”• ”I watched this against my will.” • ”I almost walked out, and I saw this at home.” The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.The reviews in this ebook are from several public movie review-sites, for example IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes. Most of the reviews were originally much much longer and have been edited and shortened.We have corrected some of the spelling mistakes.

It was one of the most loved comic book-characters ever. But when ”She-Hulk: Attorney at Law” was made into a tv-show the powerful green Hulk was portrayed as a pathetic lawyer. In this e-book You will read 113 of the most brutal reviews of this hated tv-show.The tv-show ”She-Hulk: Attorney at Law” was released in November 2022 on Disney + and was a flop.The fans hated the changes that Marvel made to the character. The former green hero was more interested in one-night-stands than protect the innocent. And instead of fighting evil with her great power – she was a pathetic incompetent lawyer. We love vicious and humorous reviews and search through the largest sites to give you the very best. In this e-book we are publishing 113 reviews that will make you laugh, and maybe be even somewhat awkward.  Here are some examples:• ”The worst 37 minutes I have ever spent in my entire life.” • ”Every character is written like a whiny 5 year old with the emotional complexity of a paper bag.” • ”Each episode becomes more unwatchable than the last.” • ”I thought continue watching, as it can only get better. Oh how fucking wrong I was.” • ”40 minutes felt like 6 hours.”The editors who compiled this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. The reviews are from several public movie review-sites, we found most of them on letterboxd, criticless, IMDB and rottentomatoes. All of the texts were originally longer, some really really long. We found the best bits and pieces. Some have been slightly edited and obvious spelling mistakes have been corrected.

The fans were excited as the first ”Wonder Woman”-movie was a box office hit.But the sequel ”Wonder Woman 1984” was a big flop. In this e-book we are publishing 154 vicious reviews of the movie.The movie ”Wonder Woman 1984” was released in 2020 and was a big flop.Most people in show business blame the director Patty Jenkins. The script for the first (and extremely successful) movie was written by experienced writers. But for this sequel Patty Jenkins not only directed – but also wrote the script. Many fans hated this 1984-movie as the character Wonder Woman was changed. In a controversial plot twist she even kidnaps (and kinda rapes) the body of a stranger to get her lover from the first movie back. We love vicious and humorous reviews and search through the largest sites to give you the very best. In this e-book we are publishing 154 reviews that will make you laugh, and maybe even somewhat awkward.  Here are some examples:• ”Bad. So very bad. Do not watch. Ever.” • ”If you don’t wanna die of being bored don’t watch it.” • ”This will probably be the last nail in the theater going experience.” • ”The type of film which has you pressing the skip ahead button.” • ”Felt like I just lost 2 hours and 30 minutes that I will never get back.” The editors who compiled this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. 

It’s one of the most beloved movies in the history of Hollywood. In 2016 the movie company released a remake of ”Ghostbusters” – with an all female cast.It's one of the most hated movies in the history of Hollywood.The movie ”Ghostbusters” from 1981 was such a great success that it was followed by several sequels, tv-shows and tv-games. And the movie company even sold billions worth of merchandise. When the movie company announced plans for a complete remake, millions of fans were baffled. Why change something perfect?The first trailer with the all-female ghosthunting cast proved the fans right. It lacked humor. When the movie was released it became one of the biggest box office flops of 2016. We love vicious and humorous reviews and search through the largest sites to give you the very best. In this e-book we are publishing 107 reviews of ”Ghostbusters 2016” that will make you laugh, and maybe even somewhat awkward.  Here are some examples:• ”Oh man, I expected this to suck. I just didn't expect to suck so much.” • ”This remains one of the greatest blights on all of cinema.”• ”Feel like I wasted 2 hrs of my life I won't get back.”• ”There is some irony here. Ghostbusters 2016 has literally become a ghost.”• ”I think I got cancer watching this movie.” • ”Hope to god there is no sequel to this wreck.” The editors who compiled this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. The reviews are from several public movie review-sites, we found most of them on letterboxd, criticless, IMDB and rottentomatoes. All of the texts were originally longer, some really really long. We found the best bits and pieces. Some have been slightly edited and obvious spelling mistakes have been corrected.