The 216 brutal reviews of ”Star Wars: The Acolyte”

It was one of the most controversial Star Wars-projects ever. 
The galactic battles were replaced by space witches and feeble Jedi warriors. 
The fans hated ”The Acolyte” and in this ebook you will read 216 brutal reviews of the tv-show. 

 

Thousands of viewers took to social media and review sites to give their honest (and hilarious) comments. 

In this ebook we have gathered 216 of the best (read: worst) reviews of the tv-show ”The Acolyte”. 

This was a Star Wars-show no fans wanted as it replaced epic space battles with murder mysteries, nudity – and space witches. 
The problems got even worse when it was revealed that the show-runner Leslye Headland used to be one of Harvey Weinsteins closest allies. 
When it debuted on Disney Plus in June 2024 it bombed.

Here are some examples:
• ”Atrocious… maybe they should add a laugh track to make it work!” 
• ”Acting is crap, characters are crap, production is crap, and the story is god awful.” 
• ”This show is not as bad as many people say. It’s worse.” 
• ”There will be no hope on this one.” 

The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”. 
They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.

The reviews in this ebook are from several public movie review-sites;  criticless, IMDB, rottentomatoes and metacritic. 
Most of the reviews were originally longer and have been shortened (and slightly edited).
We have corrected some of the spelling mistakes.