John Brock, author of The Brainrot Dictionary (Vol. 1), has no formal qualifications in child psychology — but being chronically online is apparently qualification enough.In Why Does My Child Talk Like the TikTok Algorithm?, Brock delivers a sarcastic, hilarious, and slightly panicked guide for parents trying to decode the chaos of Brainrot internet culture.From "e;Skibidi Toilet"e; chants to inexplicable barking fits, this book unpacks the bizarre trends taking over your child's vocabulary — and maybe, just maybe, helps you survive another day without googling "e;what is Ohio Core."e;Fast-paced, absurd, and oddly reassuring, this is essential reading for any adult wondering when language stopped making sense.