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¿Qué pasa, gringo?Whether at a cantina in Mexico or a discothèque in Spain, you better know how to shoot the s#*!. Luckily for you, Talk Dirty: Spanish dishes all the dirty sayings in a variety of dialects. Packed with plenty of four-letter words, habañero-hot insults, and wicked expressions, this book will have you speaking like a true hombre. The Spanish-to-English translations will help you learn all the latest foreign slang, such as:De puta madre: of the prostitute mother Spanish Phrase:¡Mi tío tiende un coche de puta madre!Translation: My uncle has a fantastic car! Literal Translation: My uncle has a car of a prostitute mother! Talk Dirty: Spanish--all you need for a sharper tongue and set of cojones.

Airplane Blonde. Intercorpse. Prostitot. Queef. Rainbow Kiss.There''s a big world of obscenity out there--and you''ll explore every profane nook and cranny in this compilation. We''re talking about more than 2,000 insults, obscenities, and vulgarities raw enough to make even the most unflappable linguist blush.Forget grammar school swearing; this is advanced cursing for the most discerning dirty mouths! From the colorful--geequals, manscape, prairie dog--to the crude--giraffe, Roman shower, vagitarian, this big-ass book of bad language will have you dissing douchebags with doolally style in just a friggin'' minute!

Learn to Speak German--the Dirty Deutsch Way!If you think German is all brat and no wurst, you need to think again. German is sexier--and dirtier--than you might imagine. (Think Hamburg!) From hearts and violins to pigs and dogs, Goethe''s native tongue is ripe--and rank--with creative obscenities, including:Kuck mal diese geile Schnitte!Look at that sexy chick! Literal translation: Look at that sexy slice!Alle wissen dass Klaus sehr gut geigt.Everyone knows Klaus f**ks well.Literal translation: Everyone knows Klaus plays the violin well.

Inside this book: The dirtiest words in the English language!And we''re not just talking about those infamous seven words you can''t say on TV. We''re talking about more than 1,000 of the blessedly profane insults, obscenities, and vulgarities that make English the richest--and raunchiest--language on earth.In The Little Red Book of Very Dirty Words, you''ll find the dirtiest of the dirty, along with the most deliciously obscene variations from English-speaking countries around the world. So go ahead, call your ex/boss/landlord a barmy, crop-dusting, kickin'', frackin'', bloody son-of-a-bitch dickwad.Swear. Loudly. You''ll be friggin'' glad you did. Because with this nastiest of nasty wordbooks, you''ll find talking dirty has never been more fun--or more filthy!

Let''s be sérieux!Can''t quite come up with the right French quip or four-letter word? With Talk Dirty: French, you''ll be able to put your (middle) finger on it. Each entry provides an individual foreign gem, a useful French sentence employing the word, the expression''s English counterpart, and its literal translation.Whether you''re a native-speaker, world traveler, or just looking to tell off those brash Parisians, these naughty words and risqué slang will surely give your tongue a French twist.Les couilles: the balls French Expression: Je l''ai avertie-elle ne m''a pas écoute alors maintenant je m''en bats les couilles.Translation: I warned her--she didn''t listen to me so now I''m washing my hands of it. Literal Translation: I warned her--she didn''t listen to me so now I''m flapping my balls of it.

This sort of Italian isn''t Church sanctioned.Whether ordering a slice in Little Italy or riding along the Grand Canal, Talk Dirty: Italian is your guide to truly spitting the sauce. Loaded with plenty of words and expressions that could make Tony Soprano blush, you''ll sound like you just got off the boat with entries like the one below. And with the curses, slang, and idiomatic expressions split into different situation-based sections, you''re guaranteed to always know what to say--no matter where you are.Italian word: scopabile Definition: f**kable, lit. sweepable Phrase: Niente male la tua suocera; anzi direi che è propio scopabile. Literal Translation: Your mother-in-law is not so bad looking; in fact she''s quite f**kable.

Let's be sérieux!Can't quite come up with the right French quip or four-letter word? With Talk Dirty: French, you'll be able to put your (middle) finger on it. Each entry provides an individual foreign gem, a useful French sentence employing the word, the expression's English counterpart, and its literal translation.Whether you're a native-speaker, world traveler, or just looking to tell off those brash Parisians, these naughty words and risqué slang will surely give your tongue a French twist.Les couilles: the balls French Expression: Je l'ai avertie-elle ne m'a pas écoute alors maintenant je m'en bats les couilles.Translation: I warned her--she didn't listen to me so now I'm washing my hands of it. Literal Translation: I warned her--she didn't listen to me so now I'm flapping my balls of it.