Barry Robbins – författare

Can't stand Trump? Love making fun of him? Well, this is the book for you. ***Gold Medal award winner for Fiction - Humor/Comedy in Readers' Favorite 2021 International Book Awards******First Place winner for Humor in the Royal Dragonfly 2021 Book Awards***Imagine if you could have eavesdropped on Donald Trump's conversations in the Oval Office. That's precisely what Oh Daddy Chronicles does in 46 skit-like episodes that have been described as Saturday Night Live on steroids. The conversations with his family, advisers, cabinet secretaries are fictitious, made-up, imagined...or are they? Just how imbecilic, self-centered, ridiculous does his side of those conversations have to be before you remember that Oh Daddy Chronicles is fiction?If you're a fan of Stephen Colbert or Trevor Noah, you'll laugh your butt off at this hilarious political satire, which former U.S. Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle called "e;Well-written. Entertaining. Excellent political satire."e; That's Senate-speak for "e;darn funny."e;

When President Donald Trump will not stop demanding that the United States acquire Greenland, Danish and Greenlandic officials do the only sensible thing left:They invent a fake title.The Waqchaqmoq of Greenland is meant to be ceremonial, meaningless, and temporary. A distraction. A ribbon. A solution.Trump accepts it immediately.Then takes it seriously.Then moves to Nuuk.Convinced he is Greenland's true leader, he begins governing an ice-covered land he does not understand. He orders investigations into missing penguins (there are no penguins). He insists Greenland has vineyards and demands grapes grown in permafrost. He commissions an igloo vacation home. He stages beauty pageants with four contestants. He prepares to explain all of this on television.No one stops him.Marco Rubio, Kristi Noem, and RFK Jr. are dragged north with him, enduring collapsing igloos, blizzards, phantom scandals, and the dawning realization that this is not a misunderstanding—it's permanent.Ivalu, the unflappable Greenlandic chief of staff, manages the chaos with professional calm.And then there is the walrus.The walrus who blesses the installation.The walrus who eats the pastry.The walrus who watches everything.From cookie-theft investigations to AI-powered seal game shows to Stephen Miller's unfortunate encounter with a polar bear, A Walrus and a President is political satire pushed past commentary and into Arctic delirium—where ego freezes, reality cracks, and nothing can be acquired that refuses to be sold.Goo-goo g'joob.

"e;One of the sharpest political satires of recent years."e;                                                                                                                                                                                       — Readers' Favorite The wheel has 195 countries on it.Every one of them is a target.  When the President accidentally captures the Venezuelan president's brother instead of the president himself, he decides American foreign policy needs a new system.A giant wheel.One spin.One country.One international disaster at a time. Soon American troops are:·       invading Santa Claus Village to recover Barron's missing Christmas presents,·       forcing Italians to eat pizza correctly,·       attempting to seize Albania's giant communist monument,·       recovering Canada's maple syrup,·       and trying to export American common sense to countries that never asked for it. At the center of the chaos is General Raymond Crock, a career military officer slowly realizing that the United States now conducts foreign policy like an exhausted bureaucratic hallucination. But somewhere along the way, something unexpected happens.The countries refuse to cooperate with the script.Luxembourg remains Luxembourg.Finland remains Finland.Bhutan remains Bhutan.New Zealand remains New Zealand.And the people sent to "e;fix"e; them begin discovering there was never anything wrong with them in the first place. Spin It, Sam is a razor-sharp political satire about power, bureaucracy, public relations, and the stubborn fact that culture cannot be conquered, purchased, exported, or seized.Because no matter how many times the wheel spins, the world keeps being itself. Laugh-out-loud funny. Surprisingly insightful. Completely out of control.