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Dante is back in Camp Catastrophe, the second in this hilarious, highly illustrated series for children aged 7+, by author/illustrator Brian Gordon. Perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.After winning their school quiz, Dante and Virgil are ready for a rest. But when Virgil suggests they go to Camp Sulphur Springs, Dante reluctantly agrees. What could possibly go wrong?A LOT! Endless rain, sharing a cabin with his nemesis and being hit in the butt by a stray arrow are only the beginning of Dante's woes. With an outrageously annoying heartthrob camp counsellor and whisperings of a monster lurking in the woods, Dante’s problems are about to get MUCH worse!Follow more of Dante's adventures in Dante N. Ferno is NOT a Loser.

Meet Dante, (who is definitely NOT a loser) in this hilarious, highly illustrated book for children aged 7+, by author/illustrator Brian Gordon. Perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Ever since his trousers fell down in front of the whole school, Dante has struggled to shake off his seriously uncool reputation. Luckily, he has a foolproof plan to become the most popular kid at his new school:1. Completely reinvent himself.2. Make a ton of friends and accept his nomination as their leader.3. Become good at sports stuff and win all the game things.4. Rub his newfound popularity in the face of all the haters he grew up with.Sounds easy, right? Well think again - Purg School is attended by infamous creatures from myths and legends and they're not going to let him shake off his loser status overnight! Dante is going to have his work cut out to beat the bullies and show the world that he is NOT a loser.

Dante is back in Camp Catastrophe, the second in this hilarious, highly illustrated series for children aged 7+, by author/illustrator Brian Gordon. Perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.After winning their school quiz, Dante and Virgil are ready for a rest. But when Virgil suggests they go to Camp Sulphur Springs, Dante reluctantly agrees. What could possibly go wrong?A LOT! Endless rain, sharing a cabin with his nemesis and being hit in the butt by a stray arrow are only the beginning of Dante's woes. With an outrageously annoying heartthrob camp counsellor and whisperings of a monster lurking in the woods, Dante’s problems are about to get MUCH worse!Follow more of Dante's adventures in Dante N. Ferno is NOT a Loser.

Dante is back in Dante N. Ferno Goes Mutts, the third in this hilarious, highly illustrated series for children aged 7+, by author-illustrator Brian Gordon. Perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.Dante and Virgil are desperate to make some money, they HAVE to buy the latest gaming tech - an InSmellivision - it lets you smell and taste the games!Dante's bright idea of a pet-cleaning service soon gains momentum and he ropes Virgil into helping.Business booms, but problems are never far away. Dante's annoying older brother Milton keeps interfering, the boys' friendship is pushed to the limit and the clients (and pets) just keep getting weirder and weirder . . .Don't miss more of Dante and Virgil's hilarious adventures in Dante N. Ferno is NOT a Loser and Dante N. Ferno: Camp Catastrophe!

Fowl Language: Welcome to Parenting is here to let you know that you're not alone. Parenting is hard and often gross. Laughing about it helps.  If you liked Toddlers Are A**holes, you'll love Fowl Language!Parenting can be a magical journey full of bliss and wonder . . . if you're on the right meds. For the rest of us, it's another thing altogether. Fowl Language Comics takes an unvarnished look at the tedium and aggravation of parenting, while never forgetting that the reason we put up with those little jerks is that we love them so damn much. By poking fun at the daily struggles parents face, these cartoons help all of us feel less alone in our continual struggle to stay sane.

Parenting can be a magical journey full of bliss and wonder . . . if you're on the right meds. For the rest of us, it's another thing altogether. Fowl Language Comics takes an unvarnished look at the tedium and aggravation of parenting, while never forgetting that the reason we put up with those little jerks is that we love them so damn much. By poking fun at the daily struggles parents face, these cartoons help all of us feel less alone in our continual struggle to stay sane. Brian Gordon, creator of Fowl Language Comics, has two small children of his own and knows well the trials and tribulations that go along with raising them. With more than eighteen years of experience in humorous illustration, writing, and cartooning, Brian's visual point of view is memorable, authentic, and instantly recognizable. From Brian: "e;They say 'write what you know.' Well, I don't know much, but I do know what it's like to be the father of two brilliant, beautiful, bat-shit-crazy kids."e;

Parenting can be a magical journey full of bliss and wonder . . . if you're on the right meds. For the rest of us, it's another thing altogether. Fowl Language Comics takes an unvarnished look at the tedium and aggravation of parenting, while never forgetting that the reason we put up with those little jerks is that we love them so damn much. By poking fun at the daily struggles parents face, these cartoons help all of us feel less alone in our continual struggle to stay sane.Brian Gordon, creator of Fowl Language Comics, has two small children of his own and knows well the trials and tribulations that go along with raising them. With more than eighteen years of experience in humorous illustration, writing, and cartooning, Brian's visual point of view is memorable, authentic, and instantly recognizable. From Brian: "They say 'write what you know.' Well, I don’t know much, but I do know what it’s like to be the father of two brilliant, beautiful, bat-shit-crazy kids." 

The Internet sensation, Fowl Language Comics, is back with its second book, Fowl Language: The Struggle Is Real, the perfect parenting humor book for anyone who liked Toddlers Are A**holes!“This Guy’s Comics Hilariously Sum Up the Truth About Being a Parent.” - BuzzfeedHe's back, and he's totally got parenting figured out this time. KIDDING.It's another collection of Fowl Language comics, ripped from the headlines of this author's actual friggin' life.You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll swear. It's almost exactly like a day of parenting, except without the annoying little people.Are you a mom or dad? How wonderful and annoying for you! Do you know someone who will soon have a baby? How exciting and terrifying for them! Are your friends parents, too? Of course they are, those poor sons of bitches . . . If you answered yes to any of these questions, then Fowler Language is for you. If you answered no, then congratulations, and feel free to sleep in this weekend! Thirty percent of the content in Fowler Language is original to the book, and the Fowl Language bonus panels will be included. * Large and engaged fan base on social media: 475,000+ likes on Facebook, 218k followers on Instagram and 11.5k followers on Twitter* Three-quarters of its fan base are women between the ages of 25-34, one of the largest demographics of book buyers.* Perfect gift  for baby showers and new parents.

"e;This Guy's Comics Hilariously Sum Up the Truth About Being a Parent."e;-BuzzfeedHe's back, and he's totally got parenting figured out this time. KIDDING. It's another collection of Fowl Language comics, ripped from the headlines of this author's actual friggin' life. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll swear. It's almost exactly like a day of parenting, except without the annoying little people.

"This Guy''s Comics Hilariously Sum Up the Truth About Being a Parent."—BuzzfeedHe''s back, and he''s totally got parenting figured out this time. KIDDING. It''s another collection of Fowl Language comics, ripped from the headlines of this author''s actual friggin'' life. You''ll laugh. You''ll cry. You''ll swear. It''s almost exactly like a day of parenting, except without the annoying little people.

The perfect gift for baby showers and for those already in the throes of parenting, Fowl Language: Children are a Gift is here to let you know that you're not alone. Parenting is hard and often gross. Laughing about it helps.  Everyone's favorite parenting cartoon featuring ducks presents a comprehensive view of the early parenting years in all of their maddening cuteness and sanity-depriving chaos. The new collection will include fifty comics that have appeared on the website and will feature fifty never-before-seen cartoons. Fowl Language: Children are a Gift is organized into 10 thematic chapters—including Babies: Oh Dear God, What Have we Done?; Pooping: Get Your S*** Together; and Holidays: Magic Traditions and Tragic Overeating—each of which begins with a hilarious, illustrated 500-word essay.

The world''s finest parenting cartoon featuring ducks presents a comprehensive view of the early parenting years in all of their maddening cuteness and sanity-depriving chaos. In addition to dozens of previously unpublished cartoons, Fowl Language: Winging It is organized into 12 thematic chapters—including "Babies: Oh Dear God, What Have We Done?"; "Siblings: Best Frenemies Forever"; and "Sleep: Everybody Needs It, Nobody''s Gettin'' It"—each of which begins with a hilarious, illustrated 500-word essay.

WE ALL STRIVE FOR A LIFE OF PURPOSE AND FULFILLMENT, yet few achieve it. Why? Because it''s hard. Relationships, careers, physical fitness—they all take effort. Despite our best intentions, it''s easy to lose focus. In today''s digital culture, we''re inundated with quick fixes and false promises: take this pill and lose fifteen pounds; buy this app and be more productive. The truth is, you can''t buy a life of purpose, and fulfillment was never just a shortcut away. Life is a continuous journey built on making progress and pursuing potential. The Everyday Warrior is your guide to approaching life with a healthy mindset, acting with intention, and focusing on your physical, mental, and spiritual growth—because lasting success requires balance. You''ll draw on the wisdom of other everyday warriors to overcome challenges, be resilient, and build positive habits that''ll change your life. As an everyday warrior, you''ll learn to transform setbacks into valuable lessons, turn small victories into remarkable achievements, and embrace the freedom of knowing that success isn''t the destination—it''s simply part of the journey.

They will eff your sh!t UP. The latest installment of Fowl Language by cartoonist Brian Gordon is something all parents of kids 10 and older can empathize with. (And maybe cry along to.)

Mach dich bereit, hier kommt Dante N. Ferno − Und mit ihm der wohl peinlichste und schrägste "Nicht-Verlierer" aller Zeiten. Lachen garantiert!Der erste Band der witzigen Comicroman-Reihe für junge Leser*innen ab 9 Jahren. Begleite Dante N. Ferno bei seinen urkomischen Schul-Abenteuern und du hörst mit dem Lachen gar nicht mehr auf! Perfekt für alle, die gerne lachen und fantastische Geschichten lieben! Für Fans von »Gregs Tagebuch«, »Loki« und  »Worst Week Ever«.Nur damit das klar ist: ICH. BIN. KEIN. VERLIERER.Okay, es gab da diesen kleinen ... Zwischenfall. Mit einer Unterhose. Vor der versammelten Schule. Hey, das kann jedem passieren!Aber ich habe einen Plan. Einen absolut feuerfesten Plan, um die Schule zu erobern und zur Legende zu werden. In diesem Buch steht, wie''s gelaufen ist. (Vorwarnung: Noch mehr Peinlichkeiten. Mit explodierenden Toiletten, fiesen Einhörnern und einem Freund, der heimlich Metal hört, aber schon bei Vollmilch schlappmacht.)Also lies es. Es ist das beste Buch aller Zeiten. Wahrscheinlich.Dein zukünftiger Anführer (sobald ich das mit der Peinlichkeit im Griff habe), Dante N. Ferno