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Taken from the tape recordings of the enigmatic and ultra-cautious dangerologist Docter Noel Zone, DANGER IS EVERYWHERE is a brilliantly funny audiobook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have you laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.DOES IT WARN YOU ABOUT WHAT TO DO IF A SHARK COMES UP OUT OF THE LOO WHILE YOU ARE SITTING ON IT? Yes it does.AND WHAT TO DO IF A VOLCANO ERUPTS UNDERNEATH YOUR HOUSE? After you''ve made sure it''s not a neighbour''s barbecue, this audiobook will let you know exactly how to deal with it.DOES IT INCLUDE AMAZING SOUND EFFECTS AND MUSIC COMPOSED BY DOCTER NOEL ZONE HIMSELF?Yes it does. But make sure you keep the volume safely down.''I dislocated my jaw laughing'' Eoin Colfer, author of Artemis FowlProduced by Docter Noel Zone, the world''s greatest (and only) Dangerologist, with the help of his neighbours:David O''Doherty (words) is a stand-up comedian, writer and regular guest on television shows such as QI, Have I Got News For You and Would I Lie To You? He has written two theatre shows for children, including one where he fixed their bicycles live on stage.www.DangerIsEverywhere.co.uk''A brilliantly silly survival guide'' Sunday Express''A Joyful riposte to over-cautious parents . . . well-paced and funny throughout.'' Time Out London''A surreal, daft and funny book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today''s health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who''ll get the irony and relish the silliness.'' Financial Times''Brilliantly funny'' Gransnet''A brilliantly mapcap guide'' ni4Kids.com''Laugh-out-loud'' TheSchoolRun.com

Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable, audiobook edition of Danger is STILL Everywhere: Beware the Dog, written and read by David O''Doherty.Will Docter Noel Zone''s second book tell you how to combat a CROCUUM*? YESAnd reveal the secrets of the world''s greatest (and only) Dangerologist? THAT TOO.Has he written it yet? NOIs it because he''s hiding in a wardrobe? MAYBEDocter Noel is facing his most terrifying situation EVER - a little dog called Napkin has come to stay. That may not sound particularly dangerous, but every POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows the only safe pet is a pet rock. So now Docter Noel is stuck in a wardrobe while Napkin wreaks havoc around the Dangerzone. And all the while Docter Noel is supposed to be writing his new VERY IMPORTANT handbook on Dangerology (Level 2).That is until the Pet of the Year competition is announced and Docter Noel hatches a plan to impress his neighbor Gretel. There''s only one problem. Serial safety-flouter Max WURST is the judge. . .For Docter Noel, it''s never been clearer that DANGER IS STILL EVERYWHERE*A crocodile that looks like a vacuum cleaner that lives under the stairs.

Brought to you by Puffin.Rex''s parents have split up, he''s about to make the daunting move to secondary school, and to make matters worse he has to spend his summer holiday on a remote and rainy Irish island - with lots of unruly sheep for company.The only upside: he''ll be staying with his strange and brilliant Uncle Derm.Then Rex discovers Uncle Derm is about to execute his most hair-brained plan yet - to rob the island''s travelling bank!Like the local legend of medieval Pirate Queen Grace O''Malley, Uncle Derm plans to redistribute the money to local needy causes on the island. And he needs Rex''s help . . .A madcap robbery, plenty of sheep and a summer of discoveries come together in this hilarious and moving novel, perfect for fans of Frank Cottrell Boyce, Ross Welford and David Walliams. Praise for David O''Doherty''s Danger is Everywhere series:''I dislocated my jaw laughing'' Eoin Colfer''Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid'' The Times''Brilliantly funny'' Gransnet© David O''Doherty 2021 P) Penguin Audio 2021