Dr. Swipewell – författare

This is NOT a romance novel.It's a funny, honest survival guide for modern dating, dating apps, anxiety, and overthinking — for anyone who's tired of swiping and wants to laugh instead.Swipe left on dirty socks. Swipe right on real love.Dating apps promise a perfect match—but reality delivers awkward first dates, ghosting, and profiles that still think "e;just ask"e; is charming. In Swipe Left on Laundry, Right on Me, Dr. Swipewell turns the chaos of modern romance into laugh-out-loud wisdom you can actually use.From decoding the mysteries of dating profiles to surviving the moment you realize they've never done their own laundry, this book blends sharp humor, relatable real-life stories, and bite-sized relationship strategies that work in today's swipe-happy world.Inside, you'll discover:The Profile Red Flags you can spot in 3 seconds (and the ones you'll regret ignoring)Laundry List Love Rules—why how they handle chores reveals more than any dating app bioThe truth about "e;situationships"e; and how to escape them with your dignity intactPractical "e;Love Survival Tips"e; for when things get weird, messy, or unexpectedly wonderfulThe ultimate First Date Emergency Kit (spoiler: it involves snacks and a quick exit plan)Who's it for?If you've ever:Been ghosted after sending your best selfieSwiped right only to regret it before the first drink arrivedLaughed so hard at a dating disaster you forgot to be embarrassed…then this book is your witty, unfiltered guide to finding love without losing your sanity.Perfect for fans of:Modern Romance by Aziz AnsariTexts from Your ExHumorous self-help that feels like chatting with your funniest friend over wineAbout the AuthorDr. Swipewell (pen name of J.J. Lee) is the creator of the Self-Crimes & Recovery series—practical, funny guides for imperfect people trying to do better. She blends storytelling, humor, and real-world insight into a voice that's as relatable as it is wise.If love is messy, your survival guide should be hilarious.Scroll up and grab your copy today—because the laundry can wait, but true love (and true laughter) shouldn't.