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Yiddish with Dick and Jane

AvEllis Weiner,Barbara Davilman

Inbunden, Engelska, 2004

253 kr

Skickas inom 3-6 vardagar

Santa Lives!

Five Conclusive Arguments for the Existence of Santa Claus

AvEllis Weiner

E-bok

Engelska, 2005

71 kr

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Does Santa Claus actually exist? In this hilarious book, this age-old question is addressed and the answer might surprise you. Guess what it is. Using many of the same arguments-and even some of the same words-employed by people much smarter than he to answer other, even harder questions, Weiner offers a brilliant step-by-step analysis that is as full of insight as it is insightful. His investigation touches on a myriad of topics, including the existence of napkins, the differences between birthday cake and fruitcake, and whether Santa is American. So, does Santa Claus exist? Read this unbelievably intelligent (and unbelievably funny) book to find out. Otherwise, no one would ever guess.

Big Jewish Book for Jews

Everything You Need to Know to Be a Really Jewish Jew

AvBarbara Davilman,Ellis Weiner

E-bok

Engelska, 2010

217 kr

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A hilarious compendium of traditional wisdom, recipes, and lore from the authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane. Modern Jews have forgotten cherished traditions and become, sadly, all- too assimilated. It''s enough to make you meshugeneh. Today''s Jews need to relearn the old ways so that cultural identity means something other than laughing knowingly at Curb Your Enthusiasm- and The Big Jewish Book for Jews is here to help. This wise and wise-cracking fully-illustrated book offers invaluable instruction on everything from how to sacrifice a lamb unto the lord to the rules of Mahjong. Jews of all ages and backgrounds will welcome the opportunity to be the Jewiest Jew of all, and reconnect to ancestors going all the way back to Moses and a time when God was the only GPS a Jew needed.Watch a Video

How To Raise A Jewish Dog

AvThe Rabbis of the Boca Raton Theological Seminary,Ellis Weinerm. fl.

Häftad, Engelska, 2014

151 kr

Skickas inom 5-8 vardagar

You don't have to own a dog and you don't have to be Jewish... A humour title about using guilt, shame and passive aggression to raise your dog that will have you barking with laughter.A 'Not Missing Yet' sign informs neighbours that dog is not missing. Some trainers call this precaution unnecessary. We say: It couldn't hurt.Finally! The dog training techniques and tips developed by the renowned Rabbis of the Boca Raton Theological Seminary are available in book form. Look out, monks. Step aside, whisperer. Rabbi Monica and Rabbi Alan show, step by step, how you can use guilt, shame, passive aggression, sarcasm and Conditional Unconditional Love to create an unbreakable bond with your dog. It's all here, including:- The five ways of commanding 'Sit!' ('What, would it kill you to sit down for one lousy second?')- A useful list of Advanced Commands ('Don't stare at Cousin Edith's hair when she comes over.')- How to use Situational Martyrdom when the dog disobeys ('Fine. Do what you want. I hope you have a nice life.')The rabbis have been training dogs - and their owners - for 20 years. Now they bring the fruits of their vast experience to dog owners everywhere. And the best part? You don't have to be Jewish to benefit from the programme. Just neurotic. Or crazy about your dog.

How To Raise A Jewish Dog

AvBarbara Davilman,Ellis Weiner

E-bok

Engelska, 2014

43 kr

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You don''t have to own a dog and you don''t have to be Jewish... A humour title about using guilt, shame and passive aggression to raise your dog that will have you barking with laughter.A ''Not Missing Yet'' sign informs neighbours that dog is not missing. Some trainers call this precaution unnecessary. We say: It couldn''t hurt.Finally! The dog training techniques and tips developed by the renowned Rabbis of the Boca Raton Theological Seminary are available in book form. Look out, monks. Step aside, whisperer. Rabbi Monica and Rabbi Alan show, step by step, how you can use guilt, shame, passive aggression, sarcasm and Conditional Unconditional Love to create an unbreakable bond with your dog. It''s all here, including:- The five ways of commanding ''Sit!'' (''What, would it kill you to sit down for one lousy second?'')- A useful list of Advanced Commands (''Don''t stare at Cousin Edith''s hair when she comes over.'')- How to use Situational Martyrdom when the dog disobeys (''Fine. Do what you want. I hope you have a nice life.'')The rabbis have been training dogs - and their owners - for 20 years. Now they bring the fruits of their vast experience to dog owners everywhere. And the best part? You don''t have to be Jewish to benefit from the programme. Just neurotic. Or crazy about your dog.