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The first book in the Diaries of Pig seriesof chapter books, now in full colour - filled with Pig's hilariousillustrations, wisdom and awful grammar on every page. We love Pig (we can't help it), but Pig loves Farmer, and he can'thelp it either.After all, Farmer gives Pig yummy slops and special back scratches,and calls him Sausage and seems to love him more, the fatterhe gets.Just as well Pig doesn't speak any Farmer.But Duck does (Duck's clever like that), and he's determined hisbest friend should know the truth.This is tough for Pig.But Pig won't just sit there and weep (though we may do, on hisbehalf), because there's help from an unexpected quarter: the EvilChickens have a plan... Children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s uniquevoice, terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughouteach book.For fans of the Babe films   PRAISE FOR THE UNBELIEVABLE TOP SECRET DIARY OF PIG"Witty, pacey and perfectly pitched for early readers yourchild won't have seen anything like this before". -Junior"The jovial diary entries of Pig,and the sheer exuberance of both the telling and the imaginationinvolved in the plot are on every page and are a sheer delight.I was not joking when I said that adults will take to this."- The Bookbag"Children and adultsalike will be delighted by this brilliantly silly and surrealstory" - Booktrust"children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s uniquevoice, terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughouteach book." - Books For TopicsPraise for the colour edition"I laughed all the way through" - Miss Suffield, SLA School Librarianof the Year 2018 "Young readers are treated to an upgraded version which is now infull colour, with bold and bright pictures throughout" - MrsSydney's World's Smallest Library  BOOKS BY EMER STAMP The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book1)Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book3)The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book4)

"Utterly original and very, very funny" The Times"You will be laughing your socks off" The GuardianThe third book in the Diaries of Pigseries of chapter books in full colour - with Pig's hilarious illustrations,wisdom and awful grammar on every page.Hello. I is Pig and this is my newest diary. I is not sure whysuch CRAZY things is always happening to me. All I wants is to eatyummy slops and play games with Duck and Cow, but somehow thingsnever seems to go to plan...Pig and his friends are safely back on their farm, spending theirdays playing games and having fun - until a game of hide-and-seekgoes badly wrong.Then Pig's attempt to make it better goes even more wrong whenhis friend Cow gets kidnapped!Pig and Duck are the only ones who can save her.Join them on their mission which will take them across land andsea.With more fun, parps, slops and unbelievable adventure from thismuch-loved set of characters. Complete with colour illustrationsthroughout. Told in an original, hilarious and unforgettable voice and packedwith Pig's own drawings, this is fresh and silly laugh-out-loudhumour that children (and adults) will loveAuthor and illustrator Emer Stamp was the Creative Director behindthe cult-hit John Lewis Christmas advertsPerfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a WimpyKid and the Babe films  PRAISE FOR THE UNBELIEVABLE TOP SECRET DIARY OF PIG"Witty, pacey and perfectly pitched for early readers yourchild won't have seen anything like this before". -Junior"The jovial diary entries of Pig,and the sheer exuberance of both the telling and the imaginationinvolved in the plot are on every page and are a sheer delight.I was not joking when I said that adults will take to this."- The Bookbag"Children and adultsalike will be delighted by this brilliantly silly and surrealstory" - Booktrust"children will laugh themselves silly with Pig's unique voice,terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughout eachbook." - Books For Topics  BOOKS BY EMER STAMP The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book1)Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book3)The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book4)

I is Pig. This is my diary and I doubts you will believe any of it. In fact, if you is the kind of farmer what finds it hard to believeunbelievable stuff, you should put it down RIGHT NOW. It's all 1000% true and 10,000% BONKERS!

The third book in the Pig series of chapterbooks in diary form - with Pig's hilarious illustrations on everypage.Pig, Duck, Cow and all the Sheepsare far away from their Farm and beloved Vegetarian Farmers. More fun, parps, slops and unbelievable adventure fromthis much-loved set of characters. children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s uniquevoice, terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughouteach book.  BOOKS BY EMER STAMP The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book1)Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book3)The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book4)

Daddy Fartypants was a very windy bear. It didn't matter where he was. Or what he was doing...And the worst thing? Daddy Fartypants always blames someone else.But that all changes when he meets Little Bear's lovely (and very windy) new teacher...Full of fun, farts and family ... look no further for the book to share with Dad!Emer Stamp is the creator of the bestselling The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig and winner of the 2019 LOLLIES book awards.

'Riotously funny, with enough expressive drawings and poo jokes to delight Pig fans as well as new readers' - GuardianWhen the lights go off, the PESTS come out! The laugh-out-loud new series from the author/illustrator of the bestselling DIARY OF PIG series and DADDY FARTYPANTS. With amazing GLOW IN THE DARK cover, and a hidden message for young pests to find.Meet Stix, the tiny but heroic mouse who might be living behind your washing machine. But is he naughty enough to join the PESTS?Stix is the size of an egg cup, can jump the width of a dog's bottom, and LOVES cheese. That's because Stix is a mouse. He probably lives behind your washing machine, but you wouldn't know it, because his grandma taught him to always stay out of trouble and NEVER let the humans know he's there. But now Stix has stumbled across P.E.S.T.S. - the Peewit Educatorium for Seriously Terrible Scoundrels - in the basement of his building, and along with a whole host of new pesty friends (and enemies), he's about to rip up Grandma's rule book and make a REAL pest of himself...

Watch out - the PESTS are BACK and they're hairier and scarier than ever! The second book in the new laugh-out-loud series from Emer Stamp, award-winning creator of the bestselling DIARY OF PIG series. With amazing GLOW IN THE DARK cover.Stix is the tiny but heroic mouse that could be living behind YOUR washing machine. You wouldn't know it though, because Stix knows how to stay hidden. That's because Stix goes to P.E.S.T.S. - the Peewit Educatorium for Terrible Scoundrels - a school for pests in the basement of Peewit Mansions where Stix lives. At P.E.S.T.S. they teach you how to run around causing mischief without those pesky humans ever knowing you're there. But now Peewit Mansions has a new landlord, the evil Colin Royale and his pet pooch The Duchess, and he wants everyone out - pests included. Stix and his friends are going to have to scare them away if they want to save their home and school. Sounds like a job for the PESTS ...'Riotously funny, with enough expressive drawings and poo jokes to delight Pig fans as well as new readers' - Guardian

Ready PESTS Go - can the PESTS win the day? Find out in the third book in the laugh-out-loud series from Emer Stamp, award-winning creator of the bestselling DIARY OF PIG series.Meet Stix ... a small mouse facing a very big challenge. It's the summer term and that means the annual 'sports night' competition with PESTS local rivals, VERMIN.These 'outdoor' pests are a tough bunch. Their waspy headteacher, Sir Sting-a-lot, runs their school out of the dilapidated garden shed. VERMIN are streetwise and in a league of their own, but it's been years since PESTS have lifted the trophy, but Stix and his friends are determined to do their best.So when VERMIN suddenly lose their edge and PESTS take the lead, it seems like their positive thinking has paid off. But something is amiss - and it has Professor Armageddon written all over it. Can PESTS take down their old enemy and beat their rivals? It's PESTS for the win!'Riotously funny, with enough expressive drawings and poo jokes to delight Pig fans as well as new readers' - Guardian

A laugh-out-loud showcase of the stinkiest POOformances, created in collaboration with Zoological Society of London experts, written by the fantastically funny Emer Stamp and brought to life by award-winning Monika Fillipina's fun-filled, quirky illustrations. Welcome to POOP STARS! The only talent show on earth where star-studded animal acts go head to head, or bottom to bottom, to find out who will be crowned the next POOP STAR! Will it be Dungus and the Ball Rollers, the trio of dancing dung beetles, rolling into first place? Or will Bertina the blue whale's Ballad of the Bowel take top spot? But look out for pygmy hippo Samantha Splatterbum... there just might be a POOMAGEDDON! Filled with foul and funky animal facts, overflowing with a POOnami of puns, plus space at the end to vote for their own POOP STAR, this read-aloud talent show spectacular will have readers laughing and learning, making it the perfect book for storytime. Without further a POO, let's get on with the show...Ideal for fans of Poo in the Zoo and What the Ladybird Heard at the Zoo.