Just when you thought things couldn’t get any cuter . . . The kittens of the world have decided to write a book. Of confessional poems, no less. From taking a bath in a bowl of milk to playing keep-away with your car keys and vanquishing the strange lumps at the end of the bed (sorry, turns out those were your toes), these kittens reveal their confused and curious little minds as they discover the world around them. KITTENS MAY BE YOUNG (and wildly impulsive), but that doesn’t mean they don’t have a lot to say. The little felines in this book bare all in such classics as "And Then You Said ‘No,’" "Ode to a Lizard I Didn’t Know Is Also a Pet in This House," and "I Will Save You." Each poem in this collection reveals the truly adorable, irresistible, and completely neurotic nature of these little fur balls with claws.

Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable).Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.

Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they’ve realised that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. In this book they’ve condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as “Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One” and "Never Let Anyone Dress You.” Whether it’s coping with romance, surviving a social gathering, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realise you can’t get down, the cats in this book will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.

Cats have so many ways to say "I love you." Sometimes it's a gentle purr and a slow blink. Sometimes it's a tiny dead animal offered in tribute. And sometimes it's expressed in that deepest of cat love languages: poetry.From the author of the beloved I Could Pee On This series comes a new book of hilarious love poems from cats to their people. Cats put paw to keyboard to express the depth of their feline feelings in tongue-in-cheek odes to breakfasts (on time please!), ripped up rugs (it's a sign of affection!), the importance of keeping watch in the bathroom, and the perfect cardboard box that the expensive and totally ignored new cat bed arrived in. Illustrated by adorable and goofy cat photos, this book is the purrfect combination of snarky and sweet that every cat person knows is cat for true love.

Curl up with this purrrfectly cozy collection of poems written by cats, from the author of the beloved and bestselling I Could Pee on This series.Cats will let you know when they want you to stay put and get comfortable. Whether it’s with a deep purr, by making biscuits or dreaming contentedly in your lap, or by finding a way to sit on your head in bed, they have made their plans, which means you’ll need to cancel yours.Of all the feline love languages (slow blinks, being closely underfoot, knocking over mugs), one of the deepest is poetry. Ever observant, cat poets offer new classics in verse in this collection, such as “Our Space,” “Snugglier,” “I Shove My Head into Your Shoe,” “Recipe for the Perfect Cat Loaf,” and “SO. MANY. PILLOWS.” This lyrical combination of affection and cattitude—illustrated by adorable cat photos—is catnip for cozy readers and cat lovers alike.

Hennes nya kofta luktar inte rätt. Kanske jag KISSAR en skvätt. Hon går iväg och lämnar datorn på. Jag tror jag KISSAR i den då. Blir jag bortlyft av hennes nye karl Kanske jag KISSAR som mitt svar. Hon nonchalerar att jag är nonchalant! Kanske jag KISSAR nästan överallt. Det är inte alltid ett mjau säger mer än tusen ord ... Har du kanske undrat varför din katt tycker om att sätta sig på ditt ansikte innan du hunnit vakna, varför de gärna hjälper till att städa av en bordsyta med hjälp av ett yvigt svanssvep, eller vill du ha en slutgiltig bekräftelse på att det de facto finns tusen bitar papper i din toarulle? I Kanske jag kissar en skvätt hittar du dikter om och av katter där ditt älskade husdjurs önskningar och dagliga konflikter uttrycks. Äntligen ges vi människor en chans att upptäcka och förstå dessa oupptäckta, och stundom neurotiska, geniers inre liv. Kattälskare kan glädja sig åt dessa fyndiga, knasiga och insiktsfulla dikter, författade direkt från kattens eget perspektiv.

From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of I Could Pee on This, Francesco Marciuliano presents this humorous and all too relatable book written from the perspective of some pensive, sometimes intense, but nonetheless insightful pets.   Have you ever been labeled as "antisocial," "shy," or "lost in your own thoughts" because you don't realize someone's been calling your name 148 times? The cats understand. All Cats Are Introverts is a collection of self-reflective poetry from cats that clearly shows them to be the insightful, often alert, crowd-averse, personally engaging, probably napping-as-we-speak introverts of the animal kingdom. Enjoy this completely relatable and hilarious book, and perhaps you will soon see the cat—and even yourself—in a whole new light.

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any cuter . . . The kittens of the world have decided to write a book. Of confessional poems, no less. From taking a bath in a bowl of milk to playing keep-away with your car keys and vanquishing the strange lumps at the end of the bed (sorry, turns out those were your toes), these kittens reveal their confused and curious little minds as they discover the world around them. KITTENS MAY BE YOUNG (and wildly impulsive), but that doesn’t mean they don’t have a lot to say. The little felines in this book bare all in such classics as "And Then You Said ‘No,’" "Ode to a Lizard I Didn’t Know Is Also a Pet in This House," and "I Will Save You." Each poem in this collection reveals the truly adorable, irresistible, and completely neurotic nature of these little fur balls with claws.

Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable).Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.

Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they’ve realised that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. In this book they’ve condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as “Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One” and "Never Let Anyone Dress You.” Whether it’s coping with romance, surviving a social gathering, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realise you can’t get down, the cats in this book will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.

Cats have so many ways to say "I love you." Sometimes it's a gentle purr and a slow blink. Sometimes it's a tiny dead animal offered in tribute. And sometimes it's expressed in that deepest of cat love languages: poetry.From the author of the beloved I Could Pee On This series comes a new book of hilarious love poems from cats to their people. Cats put paw to keyboard to express the depth of their feline feelings in tongue-in-cheek odes to breakfasts (on time please!), ripped up rugs (it's a sign of affection!), the importance of keeping watch in the bathroom, and the perfect cardboard box that the expensive and totally ignored new cat bed arrived in. Illustrated by adorable and goofy cat photos, this book is the purrfect combination of snarky and sweet that every cat person knows is cat for true love.

Curl up with this purrrfectly cozy collection of poems written by cats, from the author of the beloved and bestselling I Could Pee on This series.Cats will let you know when they want you to stay put and get comfortable. Whether it’s with a deep purr, by making biscuits or dreaming contentedly in your lap, or by finding a way to sit on your head in bed, they have made their plans, which means you’ll need to cancel yours.Of all the feline love languages (slow blinks, being closely underfoot, knocking over mugs), one of the deepest is poetry. Ever observant, cat poets offer new classics in verse in this collection, such as “Our Space,” “Snugglier,” “I Shove My Head into Your Shoe,” “Recipe for the Perfect Cat Loaf,” and “SO. MANY. PILLOWS.” This lyrical combination of affection and cattitude—illustrated by adorable cat photos—is catnip for cozy readers and cat lovers alike.

Hennes nya kofta luktar inte rätt. Kanske jag KISSAR en skvätt. Hon går iväg och lämnar datorn på. Jag tror jag KISSAR i den då. Blir jag bortlyft av hennes nye karl Kanske jag KISSAR som mitt svar. Hon nonchalerar att jag är nonchalant! Kanske jag KISSAR nästan överallt. Det är inte alltid ett mjau säger mer än tusen ord ... Har du kanske undrat varför din katt tycker om att sätta sig på ditt ansikte innan du hunnit vakna, varför de gärna hjälper till att städa av en bordsyta med hjälp av ett yvigt svanssvep, eller vill du ha en slutgiltig bekräftelse på att det de facto finns tusen bitar papper i din toarulle? I Kanske jag kissar en skvätt hittar du dikter om och av katter där ditt älskade husdjurs önskningar och dagliga konflikter uttrycks. Äntligen ges vi människor en chans att upptäcka och förstå dessa oupptäckta, och stundom neurotiska, geniers inre liv. Kattälskare kan glädja sig åt dessa fyndiga, knasiga och insiktsfulla dikter, författade direkt från kattens eget perspektiv.

From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of I Could Pee on This, Francesco Marciuliano presents this humorous and all too relatable book written from the perspective of some pensive, sometimes intense, but nonetheless insightful pets.   Have you ever been labeled as "antisocial," "shy," or "lost in your own thoughts" because you don't realize someone's been calling your name 148 times? The cats understand. All Cats Are Introverts is a collection of self-reflective poetry from cats that clearly shows them to be the insightful, often alert, crowd-averse, personally engaging, probably napping-as-we-speak introverts of the animal kingdom. Enjoy this completely relatable and hilarious book, and perhaps you will soon see the cat—and even yourself—in a whole new light.