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‘Ridonkulously funny and every kid should get their hooter into this Total Winner of graphic novel’ – JENNY PEARSON,The Super Miraculous Journey of Freddie Yates ‘Hugely enjoyable, surreal chaos’ GUARDIAN on Barry Loser 'The review of the 8-year-old boy in our house,“Can I keep it to give to a friend?” Best recommendation you can get’ OBSERVER Brand new adventures for Barry Loser in this new series of full colour graphic novels from the author of My Big Fat Smelly Poo Diary – perfect for fans of DogMan and Bunny vs Monkey Barry Loser is back! And his adventures are even dafter than before!Dads turning onto vending machines, grown ups stories that send you to sleep and so much more! 3 short brilliantly bit-size full colour graphic novel storiesFull of adventure, silliness, friendship and fun!Bonus ‘how to draw’ sections to help you make your own comic books!In the first book, Barry has had enough of being a loser and wants to prove he’s a Total Winner, but when his parents ban him from gaming he has to think outside of the box … Barry also has a new cat called French Fries – the keelest cat ever amen.Have you got all of Jim Smith’s amazekeel books?Barry Loser: I am not a loserBarry Loser: I am still not a loserBarry Loser: I am so over being a loserBarry Loser: I am sort of a loserBarry Loser and the holiday of doomBarry Loser and the case of the crumpled cartonBarry Loser hates half termBarry Loser and the birthday billionsBarry Loser: worst school trip ever!Barry Loser is the best at football NOTBarry Loser and the trouble with petsMy dad is a loser free ebookMy mum is a loser free ebookFuture Ratboy and the attack of the killer robot granniesFuture Ratboy and the invasion of the nom-nomsFuture Ratboy and the quest for the missing thingyThe Super Weird MysteriesDanger at Donut DinerAttack of the Haunted LunchboxMy Pencil Case is a Time MachineJim Smith’s books have sold 840k copies in the English language, and sold in 17 territories. He won the Roald Dahl Funny Prize, the Scholastic Lollies award, was shortlisted for the Waterstones prize, and had a World Book Day book.

‘Ridonkulously funny and every kid should get their hooter into this Total Winner of graphic novel’ – JENNY PEARSON,The Super Miraculous Journey of Freddie Yates ‘Hugely enjoyable, surreal chaos’ GUARDIAN on Barry Loser 'The review of the 8-year-old boy in our house,“Can I keep it to give to a friend?” Best recommendation you can get’ OBSERVER Brand new adventures for Barry Loser in this new series of full colour graphic novels from the author of My Big Fat Smelly Poo Diary – perfect for fans of DogMan and Bunny vs Monkey Barry Loser is back! And his adventures are even dafter than before!Three amazekeel stories, including when Barry’s dad turns into a vending machine, and all Barry has to do is ‘press his buttons’ to get exactly what he wants, and the most boring grown up stories to send you to sleep … 3 short brilliantly bit-size full colour graphic novel storiesFull of adventure, silliness, friendship and fun!Bonus ‘how to draw’ sections to help you make your own comic books!Have you got all of Jim Smith’s amazekeel books?Barry Loser: I am not a loserBarry Loser: I am still not a loserBarry Loser: I am so over being a loserBarry Loser: I am sort of a loserBarry Loser and the holiday of doomBarry Loser and the case of the crumpled cartonBarry Loser hates half termBarry Loser and the birthday billionsBarry Loser: worst school trip ever!Barry Loser is the best at football NOTBarry Loser and the trouble with petsMy dad is a loser free ebookMy mum is a loser free ebookFuture Ratboy and the attack of the killer robot granniesFuture Ratboy and the invasion of the nom-nomsFuture Ratboy and the quest for the missing thingyThe Super Weird MysteriesDanger at Donut DinerAttack of the Haunted LunchboxMy Pencil Case is a Time MachineJim Smith’s books have sold 840k copies in the English language, and sold in 17 territories. He won the Roald Dahl Funny Prize, the Scholastic Lollies award, was shortlisted for the Waterstones prize, and had a World Book Day book.

‘Ridonkulously funny and every kid should get their hooter into this Total Winner of graphic novel’ – JENNY PEARSON,The Super Miraculous Journey of Freddie Yates ‘Hugely enjoyable, surreal chaos’ GUARDIAN on Barry Loser 'The review of the 8-year-old boy in our house,“Can I keep it to give to a friend?” Best recommendation you can get’ OBSERVER Brand new adventures for Barry Loser in this new series of full colour graphic novels from the author of My Big Fat Smelly Poo Diary – perfect for fans of DogMan, Happy Hills and Bunny vs Monkey Barry Loser is back! And his adventures are even dafter than before!Dads turning onto vending machines, grown ups stories that send you to sleep and so much more! 3 short brilliantly bit-size full colour graphic novel storiesFull of adventure, silliness, friendship and fun!Bonus ‘how to draw’ sections to help you make your own comic books!Have you got all of Jim Smith’s amazekeel books?Barry Loser: I am not a loserBarry Loser: I am still not a loserBarry Loser: I am so over being a loserBarry Loser: I am sort of a loserBarry Loser and the holiday of doomBarry Loser and the case of the crumpled cartonBarry Loser hates half termBarry Loser and the birthday billionsBarry Loser: worst school trip ever!Barry Loser is the best at football NOTBarry Loser and the trouble with petsMy dad is a loser free ebookMy mum is a loser free ebookFuture Ratboy and the attack of the killer robot granniesFuture Ratboy and the invasion of the nom-nomsFuture Ratboy and the quest for the missing thingyThe Super Weird MysteriesDanger at Donut DinerAttack of the Haunted LunchboxMy Pencil Case is a Time Machine

Super funny, full colour comic book, with laugh out loud humour and extraordinary science, from the bestselling author of the Barry Loser series.GK and Flea, two ordinary schoolkids with hilariously overactive brains, are back in this fantastic joke and fact book from the author/illustrator of the Barry Loser books. Bringing science crazily to life in a whole new way, GK and Flea discuss everything VIRUSES! From the techy kind of virus that shut down computer mainframes and causes total panic.To the going-viral global-fame type of virus that also creates total panic.To the snotty gross kind of virus which creates must-go-to-bed now total panic . . . With laughs a plenty and time for daydreaming, this is a science-humour-fact book classic for reluctant readers.

Since some food additives have been shown to be harmful to certain individuals, a common perception now is that all food additives are potentially dangerous. This had led to a large market for products making minimal use of additives. Tight regulatory control and labelling requirements provide further impetus for the development of these products. This book provides an authoritative and comprehensive review of the industrially important advances in the technology that allow food products to be manufactured with fewer of the additives that have been traditionally used. Also, many new natural and harmless ingredients and additives are becoming available. These are also covered to enable new product concepts to be considered.The first edition of this book was widely accepted as a key reference in this subject, and this new edition has been thoroughly revised throughout to reflect current trends and practice. The chapters on packaging, marine-derived ingredients, animal-derived ingredients and reduced-additive breadmaking have all been extensively revised and additional authors and co-authors have been recruited for the second edition. Topics such as active packaging, good manufacturing practice, HACCP and natural ingredients have been reviewed with regards to their effect on the technology of reduced-additive foods.

The design and construction of building projects is a complex and demanding process. It involves a variety of disciplines, including architecture, quantity surveying, engineering and construction management. The common objective is to deliver, on behalf of clients commissioning construction work, buildings of the right quality at the right price and within the right time-scale.This introductory textbook explains the development, application and pivotal role of design cost management from inception through to completion of a project, and considers its context and relevance within current construction procurement arrangements, including design and build. The text discusses the need for improvements in communication between all those involved in the process, and outlines how to achieve better information management, underpinned by information technology, to help overcome the criticisms of the industry for too often delivering projects late, over budget and of poor quality.Building Design Cost Management will benefit all those involved in the design and construction of buildings - in particular students of architecture, quantity surveying and construction management, as it: takes an innovative approach to explain the process of design cost management, using a practical case study to demonstrate its application, supported by a dedicated website (www.bdcm.co.uk)includes on the website selective information from the nationally available Building Cost Information Service, to give students a dynamic modelling tool to examine and carry out design cost management

“Lols and clever cartooning on every page”- Sheena Dempsey “Absopootelybrilliant stuff.” - Swapna Haddow “Jim Smith has his finger firmly on the pulseof what makes kids (and grown-ups!) laugh. and the pages of hisbooks positively buzz with energy, madcap antics, and a joyful senseof managed mayhem that is as addictive as it is entertaining.And he is on top form in this crazy, laugh-out-loud adventurepacked full of friendship, fun and toilet jokes galore, and expertlydelivered in fun and witty bite-sized stories brought to lifeby Smith's vibrant artwork” - Lancashire Evening Post  From the bestselling creator of Barry Losercomes Jim Smith's brand new full-colour graphic novel series forreaders of 7+. My Big Fat Smelly Poo Diary is packed full offriendship, fun and toilet jokes galore! Join best friends Pedro, Olga and Ozzy – otherwise knownas the Poopies – on a series of fun adventure stories, andhelp them solve mysteries of the most unexpected kind… suchas the case of the UNFLUSHED POOS.These perfectly bite-sized stories are perfect for fansof Bunny Vs Monkey, Dog Man and InvestiGators. The brand new graphic novel series from the bestselling creatorof Barry Loser, Jim SmithA hilarious, fun and witty series of bite-sized storiesStriking full-colour art in Jim Smith's trademark style

From the bestselling creator of Barry Loser comes thesecond in Jim Smith's brand new full-colour graphic novel seriesfor readers of 7+. My Big Fat Smelly Poo Diary: TIGHT SQUEEZE is packed fullof friendship, fun and toilet jokes galore!Join best friends Pedro, Olga and Ozzy - otherwise known as thePoopies - on a series of fun adventure stories... help them tonavigate their LOO roll business venture, a GRANNYshowdown at the supermarket, and storm PEDROwhich is blowing a STINK in thetown.These perfectly bite-sized stories are perfect for fans ofBunny Vs Monkey, Dog Man and InvestiGators. The brand new graphic novel series from the bestselling creatorof Barry Loser, Jim Smith A hilarious, fun and witty series of bite-sized stories Striking full-colour art in Jim Smith's trademark style

From the bestselling creator of Barry Loser comes thesecond in Jim Smith's new full-colour graphic novel series for readersof 7+.My Big Fat Smelly Poo Diary: PLOP OF THE CLASS is packedfull of friendship, fun and toilet jokes galore!Join best friends Pedro, Olga and Ozzy - otherwise known as thePoopies – on a series of fun adventure stories... help Pedroto keep his title as the king of poo when he and meets anotherkid obsessed with STINK, navigate an OBSTACLE course like no otherat school, ESCAPE a set of portaloos on the move, and choosea brand new state-of-the-art toilet at the TOILET WORLD megastore.Sounds FUN right?These perfectly bite-sized stories are perfect for fansof Bunny Vs Monkey, Dog Man and InvestiGators. The hilarious graphic novel series from the bestselling creatorof Barry Loser, Jim SmithPerfectly bite-sized storiesStriking full-colour art in Jim Smith's trademark style

The fourth book in Jim Smith's brand new full-colour graphicnovel series for readers of 7+. This time join the Poopiesfor a Christmas yule log delight!  Packed full of friendship, festive fun and toilet jokes galore!That’s right, the Poopies take on Christmas in a brand-new,PLOP-tastic collection of stories celebrating the festive holidays!Join best friends Pedro, Olga and Ozzy - otherwise known as thePoopies - on a series of fun adventure stories... can Pedro, Olgaand Ozzy start a successful business selling plastic reindeerpoos? Who is stealing Pedro’s special golden toilet paper?And wait a second … is that Santa stuck down the sewage pipe?!  These perfectly bite-sized stories are perfect for fans of BunnyVs Monkey, Dog Man and InvestiGators. The brand new graphic novel series from the bestselling creatorof Barry Loser, Jim SmithA hilarious, fun and witty series of bite-sized stories. Thistime with a festive twist!Striking full-colour art in Jim Smith's trademark style

From the bestselling creator of Barry Loser comes the latest in JimSmith's popular full-colour graphic novel series for readers of7+.My Big Fat Smelly Poo Diary: THE PHANTOM POOPER is packedwith friendship, fun and more toilet jokes than you can shake aplunger at!Join best friends Pedro, Olga and Ozzy - otherwise known as the Poopies- on three outrageously gross adventures... When school shutsdown, Pedro sets up a Dog Poo Business in the park. Next, thePoopies enter an epic farting competition powered by suspiciousbubble tea. And finally, when Pedro catches a bad case of Talky-hand-itis,he faces his biggest challenge yet ... how will he wipehis bum?These perfectly bite-sized stories are perfect for fans ofBunny Vs Monkey, Dog Man and InvestiGators. The hilarious graphic novel series fromthe bestselling creator of Barry Loser, Jim SmithPerfectly bite-sized storiesStriking full-colour artin Jim Smith's trademark style

There are few tasks in surveying that carry more onerous responsibilities than setting out. The financial cost of mistakes can be horrendous and completely out of proportion to the perceived value of the task. Setting out is just one part of a complex series of processes which spans the whole project from inception to final construction and beyond. Accurate and efficient setting out is essential if any civil engineering project is to meet the stringent financial targets imposed upon it by modern construction systems.The management of setting out in construction highlights the links between the various activities, indicating where setting out features, and how it fits into the overall construction process. It also discuss the advantages and pitfalls of the increasingly widespread use of global positioning systems (GPS) instruments in providing control for projects, and how this will revolutionise the way in which setting out is performed in the future.This new design and practice guide has been produced by members of both the Institution of Civil Engineers and the Institution of Civil Engineering Surveyors. All have extensive experience in the engineering surveying process for all types of civil engineering works both in the UK and overseas. This guide is an extremely valuable reference document, providing comprehensive guidance to engineers and surveyors involved in the planning, design and execution of a construction project.

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Cost management of all building projects has become increasingly important as clients in the public and private sector demand the highest quality cost planning services with accurate budgeting and cost control. All members of the design team must integrate their activities to ensure that a high quality project is delivered on time and within budget.This book considers building cost planning and cost control from the client and the design team's perspective, where all decisions whether concerned with design, cost, quality, time, value or sustainability are taken as being interrelated. The latest Royal Institute of British Architects (RIBA) Plan of Work and the New Rules of Measurement for Early Stage Estimating and Cost Planning issued by the Royal Institution of Chartered Surveyors (RICS) have been incorporated into this new text. The book follows the building design cost planning process from the crucial inception stages and then through all the design stages to the completion of the technical design, contract documentation and the tender. It provides a template for good cost planning practice.An essential addition to this third edition is the introduction of integrated design and documentation processes captured in building Information modelling (BIM), on-line cost databases and computerised methods of cost planning. The integrated approaches are explained and provide vital information and knowledge for practitioners involved in building projects. All stakeholders involved in development and design and client teams in public and private sector policy making and implementation need to understand the new approaches to design management processes and how cost planning and design approaches are adapting to using the new technology in practice.The interactive style, using in-text and review questions makes this ideal for students and practitioners alike in property, architecture, construction economics, construct

Cost management of all building projects has become increasingly important as clients in the public and private sector demand the highest quality cost planning services with accurate budgeting and cost control. All members of the design team must integrate their activities to ensure that a high quality project is delivered on time and within budget.This book considers building cost planning and cost control from the client and the design team's perspective, where all decisions whether concerned with design, cost, quality, time, value or sustainability are taken as being interrelated. The latest Royal Institute of British Architects (RIBA) Plan of Work and the New Rules of Measurement for Early Stage Estimating and Cost Planning issued by the Royal Institution of Chartered Surveyors (RICS) have been incorporated into this new text. The book follows the building design cost planning process from the crucial inception stages and then through all the design stages to the completion of the technical design, contract documentation and the tender. It provides a template for good cost planning practice.An essential addition to this third edition is the introduction of integrated design and documentation processes captured in building Information modelling (BIM), on-line cost databases and computerised methods of cost planning. The integrated approaches are explained and provide vital information and knowledge for practitioners involved in building projects. All stakeholders involved in development and design and client teams in public and private sector policy making and implementation need to understand the new approaches to design management processes and how cost planning and design approaches are adapting to using the new technology in practice.The interactive style, using in-text and review questions makes this ideal for students and practitioners alike in property, architecture, construction economics, construction management, real estate, engineering, facilities management and project management.

Designed for EMS and medical professionals at all levels of training, Tactical Medicine Essentials, Second Edition provides the foundation needed to become a world-class tactical medical provider (TMP). Written by an experienced team of authors from diverse backgrounds, this text covers the essential curriculum of tactical medicine, including tactical patient assessment, expedient extrication and evacuation, and self-defense skills. The Second Edition thoroughly prepares medical professionals to safely accompany a SWAT unit into the tactical environment. Current, State-of-the-Art Medical Content for the Tactical EnvironmentThe rapidly changing tactical environment requires specialized rapid assessment techniques. The tactical patient assessment process is presented in a single, comprehensive chapter, ensuring that students understand how to rapidly apply this specialized process to the patient in the tactical environment. Each traumatic injury chapter further reinforces the tactical patient assessment process by highlighting the unique aspects of each traumatic injury. A new chapter about active assailant mass casualty incidents has been added. Law enforcement education topics for TMPs are compiled in a new appendix. Dynamic FeaturesThese features allow EMS and medical professionals to take the extra step toward becoming outstanding TMPs:•At the Scene Advice from experienced TMPs on how to excel during a mission•Safety Information on how to remain safe in the tactical environment, even under the threat of violence•Medical Gear Tips on the best equipment to pack and utilize in the tactical environment•Detailed Step-by-Step Skill Reviews A thorough discussion of how to perform lifesaving skills in the high-intensity tactical environment

According to an August 2009 report from PricewaterhouseCoopers, the United States market for functional foods in 2007 was US$ 27 billion. Forecasts of growth range from between 8.5% and 20% per year, or about four times that of the food industry in general. Global demand by 2013 is expected to be about $100 billion. With this demand for new products comes a demand for product development and supporting literature for that purpose. There is a wealth of research and development in this area and great scope for commercialization, and this book provides a much-needed review of important opportunities for new products, written by authors with in-depth knowledge of as yet unfulfilled health-related needs. This book addresses functional food product development from a number of perspectives: the process itself; health research that may provide opportunities; idea creation; regulation; and processes and ingredients. It also features case studies that illustrate real product development and commercialization histories. Written for food scientists and technologists, this book presents practical information for use in functional food product development. It is an essential resource for practitioners in functional food companies and food technology centres and is also of interest to researchers and students of food science.Key features: A comprehensive review of the latest opportunities in this commercially important sector of the food industryIncludes chapters highlighting functional food opportunities for specific health issues such as obesity, immunity, brain health, heart disease and the development of children. New technologies of relevance to functional foods are also addressed, such as emulsion delivery systems and nanoencapsulation.Includes chapters on product design and the use of functional ingredients such as antioxidants, probiotics and prebiotics as well as functional ingredients from plant and dairy sourcesSpecific examples of taking products to market are provided in the form of case studies e.g. microalgae functional ingredientsPart of the Functional Food Science and Technology book series (Series Editor: Fereidoon Shahidi)

The use of additives in food is a dynamic one, as consumers demand fewer additives in foods and as governments review the list of additives approved and their permitted levels. Scientists also refine the knowledge of the risk assessment process as well as improve analytical methods and the use of alternative additives, processes or ingredients. Since the first edition of the Food Additives Databook was published, there have been numerous changes due to these developments and some additives are no longer permitted, some have new permitted levels of use and new additives have been assessed and approved. The revised second edition of this major reference work covers all the "must-have" technical data on food additives. Compiled by food industry experts with a proven track record of producing high quality reference work, this volume is the definitive resource for technologists in small, medium and large companies, and for workers in research, government and academic institutions.Coverage is of Preservatives, Enzymes, Gases, Nutritive additives, Emulsifiers, Flour additives, Acidulants, Sequestrants, Antioxidants, Flavour enhancers, Colour, Sweeteners, Polysaccharides, Solvents.Entries include information on: Function and Applications, Safety issues, International legal issues, Alternatives, Synonyms, Molecular Formula and mass, Alternative forms, Appearance, Boiling, melting, and flash points, density, purity, water content, solubility, Synergists, Antagonists, and more with full and easy-to-follow-up references.Reviews of the first edition:"Additives have their advantages for the food industry in order to provide safe and convenient food products. It is therefore essential that as much information as possible is available to allow an informed decision on the selection of an additive for a particular purpose. This data book provides such information - consisting of over 1000 pages and covering around 350 additives.This data book does provide a vast amount of information; it is what it claims to be!Overall, this is a very useful publication and a good reference book for anyone working in the food and dairy industry."—International Journal of Dairy Technology, Volume 59 Issue 2, May 2006"This book is the best I have ever seen ... a clear winner over all other food additive books .... a superb edition."—SAAFOST (South African Association for Food Science and Technology)

Roald Dahl Funny Prize-winning series, perfect for fans of Dennis the Menace, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates, and Mr Gum.'I've never minded that my name's Barry Loser because my coolness has always cancelled it out, but ever since Darren Darrenofski joined school with his horrible little crocodile face he's been completely ruining my life about it.'Have you got all of Jim Smith’s amazekeel books?I am not a LoserI am still not a LoserI am so over being a LoserI am sort of a LoserBarry Loser and the holiday of doomBarry Loser and the case of the crumpled cartonBarry Loser’s ultimate book of keelnessBarry Loser hates half termMy dad is a loser free ebookMy mum is a loser free ebookFuture Ratboy and the attack of the killer robot granniesJim Smith is the keelest kids’ book author in the whole wide world amen. He graduated from art school with first class honours (the best you can get) and went on to create the branding for a sweet little chain of coffee shops. He also designs cards and gifts under the name Waldo Pancake.

The second book in this madcap must-read series for 6+ boysYou know when someone's horrible to you in a dream and you wake up really annoyed with them? That’s what happened to me with my best friend Bunky.Barry has a new problem: Gordon Smugly – who’s got the most perfect name for himself ever in the history of having a name, because he looks like a Gordon and is smug and ugly – has stolen Barry’s best friend.Join Barry as he attempts to get Bunky back, organises a girly-screamvoice test and tries to avoid seeing his teacher kissing his gran.

The third book in this funny madcap must-read series for 7+ boys and girls. If you liked The Diary of a Wimpy Kid, you'll love this!‘My mum’s embarrassing enough just being my mum, but now she’s won The Voice of Feeko’s competition it’s even worse.’Barry’s mum has become a bit of celebrity, and now he can’t go anywhere without seeing a poster of her eating a chocolate digestive or wiggling her bum in a pair of jeans. It’s so annoy-embarrassing, and everyone at school is making fun of him.But you can’t keep Barry down for long … With the help of his napkin collection, new girl Nancy Verkenwerken and a snail called Snailypoos, Barry is determined to prove once and for all that he is not a loser.Have you collected all the funny books by Jim Smith? I am not a Loser, I am still not a Loser, I am so over being a Loser, I am sort of a Loser, Barry Loser and the holiday of doom, Barry Loser and the case of the crumpled carton, Barry Loser hates half term, Barry Loser's ultimate book of keelness, My mum is a loser, My dad is a loser, Future Ratboy and the Attack of the Killer Robot Grannies and Future Ratboy and the Invasion of the Nom Noms.

Roald Dahl Funny Prize-winning series, perfect for fans of Dennis the Menace, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates, and Mr Gum.‘Everyone at school knows I’m the loserkeelest person ever. So imagine how annoying it was when Fay Snoggles came into school one day acting even more loserkeel than me.’There’s a girl in Barry’s class who’s GETTING MORE LAUGHS THAN HIM! But luckily Barry immediately thinks up one of his brilliant and amazekeel plans to make sure he’ll have the final chuckle . All he needs is thirty boxes of Beard Flakes …Have you got all of Jim Smith’s amazekeel books?I am not a LoserI am still not a LoserI am so over being a LoserI am sort of a LoserBarry Loser and the holiday of doomBarry Loser and the case of the crumpled cartonBarry Loser’s ultimate book of keelnessBarry loser hates half termFuture Ratboy and the attack of the killer robot granniesJim Smith is the keelest kids’ book author in the whole wide world amen. He graduated from art school with first class honours (the best you can get) and went on to create the branding for a sweet little chain of coffee shops. He also designs cards and gifts under the name Waldo Pancake.

Roald Dahl Funny Prize-winning series, perfect for fans of Dennis the Menace, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates, and Mr Gum.‘My best friend Bunky is sort of like my pet dog, so it was weird when he suddenly started fancying a cat one day.’Barry can’t wait to tell his friends that they’ve been invited on his family caravan holiday to Plonkton. But the weekend by the sea doesn’t turn out to be the keelfest Barry was hoping for. It’s all his best mate Bunky’s fault for going and falling in love. OH. MY. UNKEELNESS!Have you got all of Jim Smith’s amazekeel books?I am not a LoserI am still not a LoserI am so over being a LoserI am sort of a LoserBarry Loser and the holiday of doomBarry Loser and the case of the crumpled cartonBarry Loser’s ultimate book of keelnessFuture Ratboy and the attack of the killer robot granniesJim Smith is the keelest kids’ book author in the whole wide world amen. He graduated from art school with first class honours (the best you can get) and went on to create the branding for a sweet little chain of coffee shops. He also designs cards and gifts under the name Waldo Pancake.

The brilliant Roald Dahl Funny Prize winning BARRY LOSER series. Perfect for readers aged 7-10 years old and fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates and Dennis the Menace. ‘My mum and dad are so busy looking after my brand new baby brother, Desmond Loser the Second, that sometimes I wonder if they even know I exist.’There’s a new Loser in town, and Barry’s not happy about it. The only thing that’s keeping him going is a superkeel new drink from Feeko’s Supermarket. But then disaster strikes, and Barry has to turn detective to solve the mystery of the century: the case of the crumpled carton!Have you got all of Jim Smith’s amazekeel books?I am not a LoserI am still not a LoserI am so over being a LoserI am sort of a LoserBarry Loser and the holiday of doomBarry Loser and the case of the crumpled cartonBarry Loser’s ultimate book of keelnessMy dad is a loser free ebookMy mum is a loser free ebook Barry Loser: I am Not a Loser was selected as a Tom Fletcher Book Club 2017 title. Future Ratboy and the attack of the killer robot granniesJim Smith is the keelest kids’ book author in the whole wide world amen. He graduated from art school with first class honours (the best you can get) and went on to create the branding for a sweet little chain of coffee shops. He also designs cards and gifts under the name Waldo Pancake.

From the Roald Dahl Funny Prize-winning author of Barry Loser comes a hilarious new series, perfect for fans of Dennis the Menace, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates, and Mr Gum.Move over Spidey, get back in your cave Batman, and keep your glasses on Clark Kent, there's a new superhero in town. FUTURE RATBOY.When a bolt of lightning hits Colin Lampost (and his toy bird, Bird), he is zapped millions of years into the future! Life will never be the same again. Bird has been brought to life as Not Bird and Colin's DNA is fused with a rat giving him superkeel powers. Future Ratboy is born!But the future is not a safe place to be and there are killer robot grannies on the rampage! Will the dynamic duo survive the attack and save the world?Join Future Ratboy and Not Bird on their first adventure to find out! A hilarious read for kids aged 7+.Jim Smith is the keelest kids’ book author in the whole wide world amen. He graduated from art school with first class honours (the best you can get) and is the author of the award-winning and bestselling BARRY LOSER series: I am not a Loser, I am still not a Loser, I am sort of a Loser, I am so over being a Loser, Barry Loser and the Holiday of Doom and Barry Loser and the Case of the Crumpled Carton. He lives in London. He also designs cards and gifts under the name Waldo Pancake. Praise for the BARRY LOSER books: 'Will make you laugh out loud, cringe and snigger, all at the same time' – LoveReading4Kids'Very funny and cheeky' – Booktictac, Guardian Online Review'Hugely enjoyable, surreal chaos' – Guardian'The review of the eight year old boy in our house … "Can I keep it to give to a friend?" Best recommendation you can get' – Observer'I laughed so much, I thought that I was going to burst!' – Finbar, aged 9