Joe Taylor – författare

The umpteenth millennial celestial changeover is forthcoming, once again moving from a male

to a female God-from Mr. to Mrs. Snelling, case in hand. Great! One might think this good

news-an empathetic woman in charge-but nope. Grunt! For though this change has occurred

perennially since First Creation, Mrs. Snelling has recently adopted the notion that Lady

Wisdom, a.k.a. Soapy, has meddled too much in both Mr. Snelling''s and her own previous turns

at crowing in the celestial roost. So she decides to exile Lady Wisdom. "Bad Form, extremely

Bad Form," her male counterpart warns as he changes signage to indicate that Mrs. Snelling will

become the erstwhile proprietor of The House. Mrs. Snelling remains adamant, and she hatches a

plot to kidnap Lady Wisdom (Soapy). "Bad Form, extremely Bad Form," Mr. Snelling repeats,

only to receive Mrs. Snelling''s cold glare

Tom C. Powder, Mrs. Snelling''s favorite cat, will head the innovative Department of New

Education, which will replace both Soapy and her changeling sister Alexandra, a.k.a. Pluck.

Soapy''s uncle, that infamous whiskey-drinking, rhyme-making, belly-crawling snake, hatches a

counter-plot to hide Soapy in . . . Tuscaloosa, Alabama, U. S. A., during football season. There,

he''s convinced, no one will ever (ever!) dream of searching out Lady Wisdom. He enlists Billy

Wise, a computer science geek working at the University in Tuscaloosa, who must travel to "The House" by jumping into a claw foot bathtub on his farm''s pond. There,

with good luck and good friends, Billy and Soapy work with their allies Alexandra and Uncle Bogus to outwit Mrs. Snelling. But the cost might be too great for any of them. 

Fiction. Poetry. Hybrid Genre. In BACK TO THE WINE JUG, Joe Taylor, author of the comic verse novel PINEAPPLE, returns to the form with a tour de force of wit, erudition, and earthy imagination.

Dateline: Hades, the Underworld, where things go bad. But things are going even worse up top with red/blue states, Brexit, the Middle East, Hong Kong, and college football. Diogenes, still toting his lantern in search of one honest (wo)man, is appointed by Lord Hades himself to teleport up to lovely Birmingham, Alabama, and mollify mundial matters, accompanied by his Doberman Pluto and Victoria Woodhull, the suffragette and 1872 presidential candidate. The trio is on the case to right the world's confusion. But, Lord H. being a consomméed plot-thickener, they find themselves followed in the transporter by commie-hating troublemaker J. Edgar Hoover....