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No matter your notation needs, ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with Keep It Simple Stickies—just as colourful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts.

Whether you’re coming or going, the remedy for pretrip chaos and forgotten toiletries is here. An exhaustive checklist of everything you could ever need on a trip, this organizational tool will help even the most forgetful to arrive and depart fully equipped.

No matter your notation needs, ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with Keep It Simple Stickies—just as colourful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts.

Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed!

Spell out your befuddlement in the midst of any circumstance (while also channeling pent-up frustration) with the English-speaking world’s most expressive acronym and the simple check of a box or two. It’s the ultimate FYI.

Fall in love all over again with the wit and functionality of our most enduring Knock Knock classics, reimagined as works of everyday art by noted illustrator Kate Bingaman Burt. With their editorial content (virtually) unchanged, these updated bestsellers are pleasantly familiar—and refreshingly refreshed. Make your wit stick with our collection of sticky notes. Delivering efficient functionality with personality to spare, each sheet is a virtual powerhouse of communication potential. Buy them. Use them. Marvel at them. Just don’t lick them. 100 sheets with repositionable adhesive

Ordinary guest books too often lack humor and verve—so we invented our own. These elegant yet daringly interactive babies invite visitors to express themselves fully at the table or on the throne, with provocative prompts, doodle space, and a wry grading system. Because even though the party must end, the memories should linger. Hardcover, 112 pages; padded cover with metallic foil stamping; ribbon page marker

Simply fill in the blanks of this diminutive volume, and voila: it becomes a personalized gift your beloved will read again and again. Each spread contains a fill-in-the-blank line describing some aspect of your affection, allowing for as much schmaltz or chutzpah as you choose. Just remove the clear jacket before presenting this book to your loved one. Tissues not included.

Don’t let yet another 168 hours of your life get away from you. This purpose-driven pad lets you organise your daily affairs and monitor the big picture at the same time. You can even get a jump on next week’s tasks as you maximise efficiency over and over—and over—again.

When it comes to meltdowns, babies get all the excuses: "She's hungry." "He's overtired." "She needs a change." Reclaim your right to throw a fit at any age with this expressive pad, while maintaining your reputation for professionalism and maturity. Why be direct? Passive-aggressive notes get your point across slyly. Equally effective as a full-blown hissy fit!4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets

No matter your notation needs, ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with Keep It Simple Stickies. These sticky notes are just as colorful as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts.A to-do list notepad that wants to stick around Wrangle tasks with Knock Knock Sticky Notes3 x 3 inches, 100 sheets

Small Knock Knock sticky notes are great for brief missives, but sometimes you've got a little (or a lot) more to say. Enter the newest addition to our sticky family. They're kind of a great big deal.When your need to get shit done combines with your desire to purchase funny sticky notesHit the Knock Knock stationery shop for all your writing needs4 x 6 inches, 60 sheets

Your belief in magic (or magick) is not a pre-requisite for taking a spin with tarot card reading. Pull a random card and reflect on its message, or challenge yourself to read a more complex spread. Either way, you'll get a good dose of age-old wisdom that you don't have to be an age-old sage to interpret. Viva illumination!If card games and positive affirmations had a spirituality-seeking love child, it'd be the Affirmators! Tarot Deck.We've expanded our hit Affirmators! offerings into the realm of daily tarot.Wiser than friends. Cheaper than therapy. More logical than an obsessive thought spiral.Includes 78 hand-illustrated tarot cards + 48-page booklet

Give this book to your better half—you'll be the lovey to their dovey. Illustrated by artist Gwion Prydderch, this love-letter-in-a-book shares 71 poetic and playful pairings that describe how you two are a perfect fit.Go beyond other Valentine's gifts and general “I love you” gifts with extra-charming metaphors—from sentimental to real-life.Need anniversary gifts for her (or him)? Put this little book on your list.Each page features illustrations by artist and author Gwion Prydderch.Hardcover, 96 pages; 5.5 x 5.5 inches; 71 illustrations

A deck of playing cards that also defines 50 types of farts? That's right. This deck is beautifully designed, meticulously researched, and laugh-out-loud funny (and a totally legit card deck!). In other words, it's the perfect gag gift for men or weird gift for your favorite weirdos. Kinda gives new meaning to the term "royal flush," no?• Know when to hold 'em&emdash;and when to let 'em rip!• Because cards are fun and farts are funny. (Duh.)• 2.5 x 3.5 inches; 52 playing cardsKnock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else they can think up. Their mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life. Put the fun in functional with #knockknockstuff.

Let your sweetie know you totally get 'em–and love 'em–with this glimmering booklet of personalizable, feel-good love coupons from Knock Knock. Simply fill out all 15 vouchers and hand 'em over to be cashed in anytime for favors, treats, good times, and good vibes.• Definitely not your average coupons for him, her, or them!• Get props for speaking their love language with giftable fill-in-the-blank goodness!• Dazzling metallic stamping will make your sweetheart swoon• 7.5 x 3.25 inches; sold as a single unit containing 15 unique coupons

Knock Knock's Lines for All Occasions book series as gone paperback! Chock full of jabs and jeers has a fresh, stylish look–and tons of updated takedowns for today's culture of #canceled. Chock-full of barbs targeting everything from intelligence to ego to online dating, you'll always be prepared with an appropriate–or inappropriate–zinger to put assholes in their place. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your never be at a loss for the perfect putdown again. Chapters range from "Character" to "Counter-Attacks"Over 504 insults and comebacks to choose fromHigh-quality softcover; 4 x. 6.75 inches; 112 pagesWritten by Knock Knock

Everybody lies–even people who aren't the president. If they say they don't, they're lying. The question isn't whether to lie, it's how to lie. Excuses and Lies for All Occasions provides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. With this pocket-sized prompter, you'll never contemplate the honest route again! At a loss for white elephant gift ideas? Bam!CYA with over 501 fool-proof excuses and lies at the readyHigh-quality softcover; 4 x. 6.75 inches; 112 pagesWritten by Knock Knock books

Get crap done and elicit chuckles with sticky notes that help you stick it to 'em. They're just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts, and they ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed.A mini to-do notepad that helps you deal!Cute sticky notes + home office supplies = win-win3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets

Whether you're coming or going, the remedy for pretrip chaos and forgotten toiletries is here. An exhaustive checklist of everything you could ever need on a trip, this packing list pad will help even the most forgetful to arrive and depart fully equipped. Now avail in oh-so pretty sky blue—woohoo! Makes travel packing 98.9% less of a pain in the arse!File under: great travel-lover friend gifts for her or him—or however they identify!6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

You have so many things to accomplish: goals, dreams, projects, groceries... Fear not! You can do it. All you need is a plan of attack. This daily planner pad is your secret weapon in the war on not-getting-things-done.Knock Knock pads to the list-making rescue!Cool office desk accessories: guaranteed to make you 88.8% more productive!6 x 9-inches, 60 sheets

It's time to stop, drop, and TLC yourself, people! We know self-care is vital, but sometimes it's hard to prioritize ourselves without feeling a bit selfish. This pad offers permission—nay, a prescription!—to actually carve out time to nurture ourselves. Think of it as a gentle but official-ish push for friends, loved ones, and yourself. Now let's get this self-caring party started, okay?Knock Knock self-therapy = hella cheaper than actual therapy!On the prowl for self-care gifts? Swipe right on this pad!4 x 5.25-inches, 50 sheets

Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists - this daily planner pad is a lot like you. Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office—or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot list-making and on-the-go ass-kicking.Knock Knock notepads: making it happen since 2002Because office desk accessories can be fun—and functional3.5 x 9 inches, 50 sheets

Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists - this pad's a lot like you. Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office—or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot list-making and on-the-go shit-kicking.The perfect meal planner + gift for your best friend who needs a cute all out of list!Because shopping list notepads are where it's at3.5 x 9 inches, 50 sheets

Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists - this pad's a lot like you. Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office—or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot list-making and on-the-go stuff-doing.Behold the perfect shopping list pad to tackle any all out of list!Because Knock Knock notepads make all the things easier3.5 x 9 inches, 50 sheets

For bibliophiles, there's no greater pleasure than sharing beloved reads—and no crueler pain than not getting 'em back. With the Personal Library Kit, you can share your favorites, fret-free! Simply place the self-adhesive pocket inside the cover of a book you can't live without, complete the circulation card, and loan away in confidence. Best of all, this classic bestseller now comes in a fancy new package that looks like an actual book! The perfect gift for book lovers and old-school card catalog fans! If you dig library card pockets, date stampers, and cool book accessories, this beauty's for you 6 x 7.5 x 1.25 inches; gifty box; 20 self-adhesive pockets and card catalog checkout cards / bookplates; date stamp and inkpad; pencilÂ

Keep it real (and roomy) with these extra big, extra mouthy stickies. They say what's really on your mind, while leaving you plenty of room to jot lists, notes-to-self, and "WTF should we do for dinner?" memos.Express your exasperation with fucking funny sticky notes—the catharsis is real!Sticky notes with lines that are a whole inch bigger than standard stickies, woohoo!4 x 4 inches; 100 sheets

This deck of positive affirmation cards offers a breakfast buffet of morning mantras. Pick a card at random, and let its wisdom percolate as you sip your coffee (or whatever you're into). Read it out loud to set an intention for your day—and repeat as/if/whenever needed! For those of us who weren't born fully enlightened, it's nice to have a cheat sheet. Yay! Love yourself cards are a real thing! Uplifting daily cards for teen girls—and anyone who's ever been any age at all 3.25 x 4 inches; 30 hand-illustrated cards, magnetic closure Conceived and written by Suzi Barrett and illustrated by Naomi Sloman Explore how fans are taking #Affirmators! out of the box, and into the universe! It's . . . Self-Help without the Self-Helpy-Ness!