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No matter your notation needs, ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with Keep It Simple Stickies—just as colourful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts.

Whether you’re coming or going, the remedy for pretrip chaos and forgotten toiletries is here. An exhaustive checklist of everything you could ever need on a trip, this organizational tool will help even the most forgetful to arrive and depart fully equipped.

No matter your notation needs, ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with Keep It Simple Stickies—just as colourful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts.

Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed!

Spell out your befuddlement in the midst of any circumstance (while also channeling pent-up frustration) with the English-speaking world’s most expressive acronym and the simple check of a box or two. It’s the ultimate FYI.

No matter your notation needs, ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with Keep It Simple Stickies—just as colourful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts.

Fall in love all over again with the wit and functionality of our most enduring Knock Knock classics, reimagined as works of everyday art by noted illustrator Kate Bingaman Burt. With their editorial content (virtually) unchanged, these updated bestsellers are pleasantly familiar—and refreshingly refreshed. Make your wit stick with our collection of sticky notes. Delivering efficient functionality with personality to spare, each sheet is a virtual powerhouse of communication potential. Buy them. Use them. Marvel at them. Just don’t lick them. 100 sheets with repositionable adhesive

Ordinary guest books too often lack humor and verve—so we invented our own. These elegant yet daringly interactive babies invite visitors to express themselves fully at the table or on the throne, with provocative prompts, doodle space, and a wry grading system. Because even though the party must end, the memories should linger. Hardcover, 112 pages; padded cover with metallic foil stamping; ribbon page marker

Simply fill in the blanks of this diminutive volume, and voila: it becomes a personalized gift your beloved will read again and again. Each spread contains a fill-in-the-blank line describing some aspect of your affection, allowing for as much schmaltz or chutzpah as you choose. Just remove the clear jacket before presenting this book to your loved one. Tissues not included.

Don’t let yet another 168 hours of your life get away from you. This purpose-driven pad lets you organise your daily affairs and monitor the big picture at the same time. You can even get a jump on next week’s tasks as you maximise efficiency over and over—and over—again.

When it comes to meltdowns, babies get all the excuses: "She's hungry." "He's overtired." "She needs a change." Reclaim your right to throw a fit at any age with this expressive pad, while maintaining your reputation for professionalism and maturity. Why be direct? Passive-aggressive notes get your point across slyly. Equally effective as a full-blown hissy fit!4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets

No matter your notation needs, ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with Keep It Simple Stickies. These sticky notes are just as colorful as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts.A to-do list notepad that wants to stick around Wrangle tasks with Knock Knock Sticky Notes3 x 3 inches, 100 sheets

Small Knock Knock sticky notes are great for brief missives, but sometimes you've got a little (or a lot) more to say. Enter the newest addition to our sticky family. They're kind of a great big deal.When your need to get shit done combines with your desire to purchase funny sticky notesHit the Knock Knock stationery shop for all your writing needs4 x 6 inches, 60 sheets

Your belief in magic (or magick) is not a pre-requisite for taking a spin with tarot card reading. Pull a random card and reflect on its message, or challenge yourself to read a more complex spread. Either way, you'll get a good dose of age-old wisdom that you don't have to be an age-old sage to interpret. Viva illumination!If card games and positive affirmations had a spirituality-seeking love child, it'd be the Affirmators! Tarot Deck.We've expanded our hit Affirmators! offerings into the realm of daily tarot.Wiser than friends. Cheaper than therapy. More logical than an obsessive thought spiral.Includes 78 hand-illustrated tarot cards + 48-page booklet

Give this book to your better half—you'll be the lovey to their dovey. Illustrated by artist Gwion Prydderch, this love-letter-in-a-book shares 71 poetic and playful pairings that describe how you two are a perfect fit.Go beyond other Valentine's gifts and general “I love you” gifts with extra-charming metaphors—from sentimental to real-life.Need anniversary gifts for her (or him)? Put this little book on your list.Each page features illustrations by artist and author Gwion Prydderch.Hardcover, 96 pages; 5.5 x 5.5 inches; 71 illustrations

Whether you're a total newbie to the mystical world of energy-healing or already skilled in chakra meditation know-how, you'll enjoy this smorgasbord of activities to help open, clear, and enhance each of the seven main chakras. By aligning your chakras, “energy centers” in our bodies, you'll flush the bad vibes and channel the good ones.Through non-stuffy exercises (like vice busters, gratitude generators, and fill-in-the-blank meditations), you'll go from asking “what is a chakra?” to becoming a chi whiz!Unlike other chakra books for beginners, this journal packs in over 108 actually fun activities to master self-healing and personal empowerment.Paperback with spot UV, 96 pages; 7.25 x 9 inches; full-color throughout; lay-flat binding

Let your sweetie know you totally get 'em–and love 'em–with this glimmering booklet of personalizable, feel-good love coupons from Knock Knock. Simply fill out all 15 vouchers and hand 'em over to be cashed in anytime for favors, treats, good times, and good vibes.• Definitely not your average coupons for him, her, or them!• Get props for speaking their love language with giftable fill-in-the-blank goodness!• Dazzling metallic stamping will make your sweetheart swoon• 7.5 x 3.25 inches; sold as a single unit containing 15 unique coupons

Knock Knock's Lines for All Occasions book series as gone paperback! Chock full of jabs and jeers has a fresh, stylish look–and tons of updated takedowns for today's culture of #canceled. Chock-full of barbs targeting everything from intelligence to ego to online dating, you'll always be prepared with an appropriate–or inappropriate–zinger to put assholes in their place. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your never be at a loss for the perfect putdown again. Chapters range from "Character" to "Counter-Attacks"Over 504 insults and comebacks to choose fromHigh-quality softcover; 4 x. 6.75 inches; 112 pagesWritten by Knock Knock

Everybody lies–even people who aren't the president. If they say they don't, they're lying. The question isn't whether to lie, it's how to lie. Excuses and Lies for All Occasions provides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. With this pocket-sized prompter, you'll never contemplate the honest route again! At a loss for white elephant gift ideas? Bam!CYA with over 501 fool-proof excuses and lies at the readyHigh-quality softcover; 4 x. 6.75 inches; 112 pagesWritten by Knock Knock books

Get crap done and elicit chuckles with sticky notes that help you stick it to 'em. They're just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts, and they ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed.A mini to-do notepad that helps you deal!Cute sticky notes + home office supplies = win-win3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets

Who hasn't wandered blindly at the grocery store, trying to remember what to buy? Now available in a yummy pastel-y lime green, this perennial favorite lets you check off depleted items as you run out, then replenish with ease and certainty when next you shop. A magnetic notepad to solve all your all out of list needs—yay! Great gift for any head of household and/or chief meal planner 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets; magnet on back

Whether you're coming or going, the remedy for pretrip chaos and forgotten toiletries is here. An exhaustive checklist of everything you could ever need on a trip, this packing list pad will help even the most forgetful to arrive and depart fully equipped. Now avail in oh-so pretty sky blue—woohoo! Makes travel packing 98.9% less of a pain in the arse!File under: great travel-lover friend gifts for her or him—or however they identify!6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

You have so many things to accomplish: goals, dreams, projects, groceries... Fear not! You can do it. All you need is a plan of attack. This daily planner pad is your secret weapon in the war on not-getting-things-done.Knock Knock pads to the list-making rescue!Cool office desk accessories: guaranteed to make you 88.8% more productive!6 x 9-inches, 60 sheets

Knock Knock journals have long provided a much-needed place for unalloyed honesty, but our Inner-Truth Journals are themselves honest—after all, what else do we scribble about than our oh-so-humble opinions?Featuring over 75 quotes from fellow geniuses and curmudgeonsThe perfect cute notebook for your favorite opinionated loved one—including yourselfPaperback; 7 x 9.5 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker

Celebrate you in all your you-ness with this confidence-boosting Inner-Truth Journal. Filled with playful prompts and candid quotations to help you pat yourself on your back, I'm Kind of Awesome is like your own personal cheerleader—on paper. It's also one of our longtime bestsellers, ready to inspire you with a totally fresh, new look! PS: You're awesome, oh yeah!Featuring over 75 cheery (but not cheesy) quotesKnock Knock journals = self-esteem chargers + best self-care gifts everPaperback; 7 x 9.5 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker

It's time to stop, drop, and TLC yourself, people! We know self-care is vital, but sometimes it's hard to prioritize ourselves without feeling a bit selfish. This pad offers permission—nay, a prescription!—to actually carve out time to nurture ourselves. Think of it as a gentle but official-ish push for friends, loved ones, and yourself. Now let's get this self-caring party started, okay?Knock Knock self-therapy = hella cheaper than actual therapy!On the prowl for self-care gifts? Swipe right on this pad!4 x 5.25-inches, 50 sheets

Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists - this daily planner pad is a lot like you. Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office—or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot list-making and on-the-go ass-kicking.Knock Knock notepads: making it happen since 2002Because office desk accessories can be fun—and functional3.5 x 9 inches, 50 sheets

Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists - this pad's a lot like you. Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office—or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot list-making and on-the-go shit-kicking.The perfect meal planner + gift for your best friend who needs a cute all out of list!Because shopping list notepads are where it's at3.5 x 9 inches, 50 sheets