Leif Bodnarchuk – författare

Leif is a roadie who fancies himself as a bit of an intellectual. He works for Leonard Cohen and thinks he can write a book about it. It sounds ideal but he has a problem. Reality isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.Boredom.Frustration.Alcohol.Years of touring does things to you.Nothing happens on tour.And in great detail.

** Profits from this title go to MSF / Doctors Without Borders **Belfast is gripped by a snowstorm. Danby, a writer''s assistant, has to get home before the city grinds to a halt.As the weather worsens, people disappear; birds attack; Danby hears voices, and will lose his mind until a stranger steps in.Cat-man Jones has seen it before: there''s nothing real about reality.

"How the f%%k are we gonna get Jesus a passport?"Meet Beamer. He and his best mate Dave live in Belfast. It’s 1993 and everybody’s drunk and stoned. One night a guy shows up at their door, desperate for a place to stay.Meet Jesus Christ – the Son of Man needs to lie low.A corrupt Heaven wants him upstairs, so The Vatican send bounty hunters. If they get their hands on Jesus... well... there’ll be much gnashing of teeth on Earth.Meet Katya from Belarus…and Sergei, and Agnes-Marie, and Bob & Doug the vipers, and Inspector Whiteside, and PJ the knicker-thief…Meet Sprout the spide, and the Brits and the RUC…Meet a local crime lord from the telly. Some of them want to help Beamer spirit the Holy Spirit to safety. Some don’t. Others…haven’t a baldy.