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Would you trust these guys to save the planet?Willy and Peter love beans, onion dip, and stinking up school buses. While searching for a birthday gift for little sis, the brothers are captured by mad fart-hating clowns, who want to use them in a plot to destroy the world with Weapons of Mass Flatulation.Willy and Peter and their super-secret, super disgusting fart formula are the world's only hope.From flying camels to stormy seas, can Willy and Peter out-gas the evil clowns? Can they save humanity from ex-stink-tion? And still get home in time for their sister's birthday?With hilarious pictures and easy-to-read, action-packed text, even the most reluctant readers will laugh their underpants off!Please note that this is the American spelling edition of this zany, illustrated adventure chapter book for kids (and grownups) who love to laugh out loud.

Would you trust these guys to save the planet?Willy and Peter love beans, onion dip, and stinking up school buses. While searching for a birthday gift for little sis, the brothers are captured by mad fart-hating clowns, who want to use them in a plot to destroy the world with Weapons of Mass Flatulation.Willy and Peter and their super-secret, super disgusting fart formula are the world's only hope.From flying camels to stormy seas, can Willy and Peter out-gas the evil clowns? Can they save humanity from ex-stink-tion? And still get home in time for their sister's birthday?With hilarious pictures and easy-to-read, action-packed text, even the most reluctant readers will laugh their underpants off!Please note that this is the British spelling edition of this zany, illustrated adventure chapter book for kids (and grownups) who love to laugh out loud.

Can these two gas-tronauts save the universe's butt?Willy and Peter need to get as far as possible from their sister's dumb kindergarten pageant. But they never expected to be blasting their butts into space!There they make the grossest discovery in the history of the universe, which could wipe out the Moon in one epic stink bomb.Do they have enough gas in their guts to repel an alien invasion from Uranus? Can farts alone rocket them back to earth? And how did their sister's hamster get on board and chew up all the cables?With hilarious pictures and easy-to-read, out-of-this-world text, even the most reluctant readers will laugh their underpants off!Please note that this is the American spelling edition of this zany illustrated science fiction adventure chapter book.

Can these two gas-tronauts save the universe's bum?Willy and Peter need to get as far as possible from their sister's daft kindergarten pageant. But they never expected to be blasting their bums into space!There they make the grossest discovery in the history of the universe, which could wipe out the Moon in one epic stink bomb.Do they have enough gas in their guts to repel an alien invasion from Uranus? Can farts alone rocket them back to earth? And how did their sister's hamster get on board and chew up all the cables?With hilarious pictures and easy-to-read, out-of-this-world text, even the most reluctant readers will laugh their underpants off!Please note that this is the British spelling edition of this zany illustrated science fiction adventure chapter book.

How much do you know about farts?Fish fart. Astronauts fart even more. Even dead people fart. Farts can destroy the planet, but smelling farts is good for your health.Ancient fart jokes. Fart-worship religions. Farts that started wars. Human farts are illegal in Africa and cow farts are illegal in California. The fartiest foods, the gassiest animals, and much much more.Crack open a tin of beans, and laugh from both ends at this zany-but-true encyclopedia of the windy and wacky world of musical gas!Please note that this is the American spelling edition.

How much do you know about farts?Fish fart. Astronauts fart even more. Even dead people fart. Farts can destroy the planet, but smelling farts is good for your health.Ancient fart jokes. Fart-worship religions. Farts that started wars. Human farts are illegal in Africa and cow farts are illegal in California. The fartiest foods, the gassiest animals, and much much more.Crack open a tin of beans, and laugh from both ends at this zany-but-true encyclopedia of the windy and wacky world of musical gas!Please note that this is the British spelling edition.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE TRUTH ABOUT SNOT??Did you know that snot is safe to eat, but picking your nose can kill you? That mucus makes both a good toothpaste and shark repellent? Why do people eat gorilla boogers in Japan? Slurrrp...! It's all in this book!Did you know that frog boogers are a miracle virus killer? Why robots need mucus? Which world leaders pick it and lick it? Gulp...! It's all in this book!How much phlegm did dinosaurs have? Do you know how much mucus you swallow every day without knowing? (Hint: half a gallon). Wait...is snot vegan?Pick up everything you need to know about snot in this slime-powered encyclopedia of hilarious-but-true facts with scrumptious illustrations. Everyone from ages 8 to adult will eat it up!Please note that this is the American spelling edition. A British/international edition is available separately.

Did you know that snot is safe to eat, but picking your nose can kill you? That mucus makes both a good toothpaste and shark repellent? Why do people eat gorilla bogeys in Japan? Slurrrp...! It's all in this book!Did you know that frog bogeys are a miracle virus killer? Why robots need mucus? Which world leaders pick it and lick it? Gulp...! It's all in this book!How much phlegm did dinosaurs have? Do you know how much mucus you swallow every day without knowing? (Hint: two litres). Wait...is snot vegan?Pick up everything you need to know about snot in this slime-powered encyclopedia of hilarious-but-true facts with scrumptious illustrations, by the bestselling author of The Big Book of Farty Facts. Everyone from ages 8 to adult will eat it up!Please note that this is the UK/international spelling edition. An American spelling edition is also available.