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This is my first attempt at writing a laugh out loud comedy. It is a satirical look at what it's like for your average eighteen-year-old who joins the elite British Army Parachute Regiment. From the initial shock of leaving home to the pride on donning the famous maroon beret.However, this is not your typical book, the story is narrated by a very clever and sarcastic fly. If this fly were to be compared to a human it would probably be a morphed version of Jeremy Clarkson and Billy Connelly. An out-spoken, foul-mouthed pompous twat.Ben, a typical young layabout of the 1980's was uneducated, unemployed and a pain in his mother's arse. He had a habit of blowing his weekly benefits in just a few days. Spending most of it on alcohol and women that saw the young virgin as an easy ride. He also had eyes bigger than his belly, and would often take midnight snacks to bed, which on most occasions he never finished.So, when our fly, happened to come across Ben's shit hole of a bedroom, it was as happy as a pig-in=shit with Ben's regular culinary left-overs. Hence the reason he hung around for a while.When Ben's mum informs him that he has been accepted to join the British Army, the fly thinks it is highly unlikely that the teenage lazy slob would pass the basic training, and decides to follow him on his epic adventure. That's when the fun starts.This book is embarrassingly funny from the first chapter to the last.

Left Behind 3 Last Chance is the concluding book in P T Saunders's Left Behind series. Like books, one and two, this has plenty of twists and turns, and offers a glimpse into the darker side of the armed forces and policing out of the public gaze, by someone who knows. Written cleverly and in short chapters, you'll struggle to put the book down until you finish it.When a bi-lateral government-ordered assassination, of a couple of prominent Afghan Elders, goes spectacularly tits-up, three of the six-man mercenary team are killed. Two escape, and one, ex SAS trooper Alex Langdon is captured and held hostage by the Taliban, Now three years on, Alex has finally gained his freedom along with a new identity. He is hell-bent on seeking revenge on those that broke the unwritten rule "e;Never leave a man behind"e;. Having tried and failed to Kill Ben Hickson on two occasions. Alex escapes Hellmarsh High-Security Prison in spectacular fashion, Alex once again Leaves a trail of Dead bodies as he tries to Execute Ben Hickson. Will he finally do it?You'll have to read the book to find out.

A Truly gripping psychological thriller trilogy that has it all, this is the book for you. Left Behind, seeking revenge has plenty of twists and turns, and offers a glimpse into the darker side of the armed forces and policing out of the public gaze, by someone who knows. Written cleverly and in short chapters, you'll struggle to put the book down until you finish it.When a bi-lateral government-ordered assassination, of a couple of prominent Afghan Elders goes spectacularly tits-up, three of the six-man mercenary team are killed. Two escape, and one, ex SAS trooper Alex Langdon is captured and held hostage by the Taliban, Now three years on, Alex has finally gained his freedom along with a new identity. He is hell-bent on seeking revenge on those that broke the unwritten rule "e;Never leave a man behind"e;.