Penelope Poot – författare

The Clog of Doom: A Gassy Adventure Leo has a problem. It's not homework, and it's not his mean older sister. It's his body. His stomach rumbles so loud it sounds like a thunderstorm in a tin can, and his bladder has the worst timing in the history of the world. He's pretty sure he's been cursed.But when students start vanishing from the school bathrooms, Leo realizes his curse might actually be a superpower. He's the only one who can hear it—a deep, monstrous gurgling coming from the school's pipes. A grotesque, gelatinous beast made of forgotten school lunches and discarded gum has been lurking in the shadows, and it's hungry for more.This is The Clog of Doom, and it's getting angrier by the minute.Now, Leo and his two best friends, armed with a few really bad jokes and a symphony of disgusting body noises, must venture into the school's slimy underbelly for a final, messy showdown. Can they make a monster made of pure rage laugh itself to pieces before the whole school gets flushed?Get ready for the grossest, funniest, and most terrifying adventure you've ever read. It's an adventure filled with gooey monsters, belly laughs, and a whole lot of really, really bad puns.The Clog of Doom is a laugh-out-loud mystery that proves a stinky situation can always be a hilarious good time.

In the bustling, stinky, and glorious underworld of the city's sewers, there's only one detective who can handle the really dirty work: Detective Poop. A man of the earth, literally.But when the entire sewer rat population vanishes without a trace, leaving behind only a mysterious, shimmering residue, Detective Poop is faced with his most perplexing case yet. With the help of a nervous, fast-talking rat named Remy, the duo must follow a trail of clues that leads them straight to the Great Septic Tank and its grumpy, germ-hating villain, Blockage.Blockage has a sinister plan to "e;repurpose"e; the rats for a cleaner, more orderly world, and he's not afraid to flush anyone who gets in his way. Can this unlikely pair save the sewer from a disastrously clean fate? Or will Detective Poop get to the bottom of this case once and for all?

Meet Princess Poop, a princess who would rather get her hands dirty than attend a fancy ball. While her sisters are busy practicing their curtsies, Princess Poop is busy saving the kingdom from disaster, one magnificent mess at a time.Join Princess Poop on six outrageously silly adventures! Discover how she solves a gurgling catastrophe in the castle's plumbing with her trusty royal plunger, invents a stinky perfume that somehow saves the royal jewels, and wins a bake-off with a lumpy "e;mud pie"e; that's secretly the best chocolate ever.With her special "e;tummy rumble"e; listening skills, she cures her pet dragon's tummy ache. She also turns a slimy, slippery prank in the throne room into the most hilarious game the royal family has ever played. And when the royal garden looks sad and droopy, Princess Poop's secret "e;Poop's Potion"e; grows the most colossal, chaotic flowers the kingdom has ever seen.Get ready for a book that's gross, goofy, and gloriously fun! This collection of bedtime stories proves that with a little bit of mischief and a whole lot of courage, a princess can be a hero in the most hilariously unconventional ways.