Ryan Browne - Böcker

Welcome to Libertyville U.S.A.! Home of too damn many superheroes!Watch out, crime, here comes Captain Battle Jr.! And Sparky! And Tim!Yeah, you know...Tim! What? You’ve never heard of them? Huh. Well,it’s hard to be a sidekick when there is a city full of capes runningaround stopping every misdemeanor with a spandex wrapped flourish. Now watch asthings get weird when three lad companions (totally not weird) try to get to thecriminals before their bosses do!From the insanity-riddled minds of RyanBrowne (God Hates Astronauts) and Pete Woods (Robin, Deadpool). Prepare to feelthe wrath of Tim!

14 years in the making, Ryan Browne’s (CurseWords, Quantum & Woody) absurdist, cult sensation, goof book is available inone remastered tome!GHA is the gonzo “story” of a group ofNASA-funded, super-powered, egomaniacs who are paid a living wage to stopunregistered agrarian space travel. Remember that movie The Astronaut Farmer?No?! Well it’s like that but with super powers, goofs, and wild punching.BUT! Our wonderful main characters are very bad at their jobs, and waste timefocusing on extramarital affairs, big gross heads, and 3-D Cowboys, causing anintergalactic incident that leads to an all out space crab invasion of Earth!Bring on da jokes!"I don't want to oversell what Ryan hasaccomplished here, but I gave God Hates Astronauts to a blind man and heregained his sight." – Jonathan Hickman (EAST OF WEST, The ManhattanProjects, The Avengers)Collects GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS TP 1, 2, AND 3, plus3-D COWBOY’S 2-D SPECTACULAR, GOATS EAT CASTANETS, THE GARBAGE EDITION,GRENADE HORSE APOCALYPSE, and THE HEAD THAT WOULDN’T DIE#4

God Hates Astronauts follows the story of a group of incompetent,small-minded, super powered narcissists called "The Power Persons Five" who arehired by NASA to stop all farmers from launching themselves into space inhomemade rocket ships. Unfortunately for NASA, this goal is scarcely evenaddressed and the book focuses more on extramarital affairs, bank-robbing owls,big gross swollen heads, ghost cow heads, olde tyme boxers, tigers eatingcheeseburgers in the Crab Nebula, buffalo judges, and tons of aggressiveswearing. Not so much a superhero book as it is a parody of basically everythingand a celebration of weird that is jam-packed with references to RoboCopand Die Hard.

God Hates Astronauts is back with a new story perfect for newreaders. NASA has sponsored a group of small-minded, self-centered, andincompetent "super heroes" to help them regulate illegal space travel by waywardfarmers. Unfortunately, these "heroes" are very bad at their jobs and theirnegligence leaves the planet Earth on the brink of intergalactic invasion! Nowit's up to a guy with a ghost cow head, a Chicago cop with robot arms, and anex-bartender with a magic ring to stop the invading space crab army!

The incredibly strange, totally true story of the Power Persons Five continues! Be sure to hunker down as our world is invaded by crab people and the evil King Tiger Eating a Cheeseburger! That's right. You heard me. Hunker down! Collects GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS #6-10.