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A hilarious, fully illustrated book full of tongue-in-cheek advice for surviving life as a dog parent - the perfect gift for any dog loverYou have the best dog in the world, it's true. But there's no avoiding the fact that, perfect and adorable as they may be, there are certain elements of being a pup owner that you could do without. That smell they bring in when they've rolled in fox poo. The nibble-marks on your furniture. Their fur stuck to absolutely every black item of clothing you own.Luckily, this no-nonsense guide is here to teach you all the tricks you'll ever need to help you navigate life with your furry friend, so you can focus on the positives - like giving them head-scritches and nose-boops every time they prove they're a good doggo at heart.With pearls of wisdom like these, you'll be a pro dog parent in no time:- Remember to check the dog is in the room before blaming it for your fart - It is a truth universally acknowledged that a dog in possession of a healthy libido must be in want of a leg - Start working on your mental toughness - those puppy-dog eyes are enough to break even the iciest of hearts

A hilarious, fully illustrated book full of tongue-in-cheek advice for surviving life as a cat parent - the perfect gift for any cat loverYou have the best cat in the world, it's true. But there's no avoiding the fact that, perfect and adorable as they may be, there are certain elements of being a cat owner that you could do without. Those thoughtful "gifts" you find in the kitchen. The scratch-marks on the couch. Their hairballs clogging up your vacuum cleaner.Luckily, this no-nonsense guide is here to teach you all the tricks you'll ever need to help you navigate life with your furry friend, so you can focus on the positives - like giving them head-scritches and cooing over their little toe beans.With pearls of wisdom like these, you'll be a pro cat parent in no time:- As a cat parent, you will need to work out the golden number of tummy rubs your cat will allow before they turn into an uncontrollable scratch-monster- Your cat may look cute and innocent, but there's an evil mastermind secretly at work behind all that fluff- Items placed on a surface are highly offensive to cats and will be quickly dispatched to the floor, where they belong

Now you can finally discover what your four-legged friend is trying to tell you, with help from this hilarious fully illustrated bookWhen you look into those big, gorgeous puppy-dog eyes, it sometimes seems all too obvious what your dog is thinking – namely, I love you. But there’s more to dogs than meets the eye, and after delving deep into pup psychology we can now reveal the real thoughts behind those adorable faces.You’ll find out:what’s going on behind those big brown eyes when your pooch is desperately begging for foodwhy they insist on digging holes in your pristine lawnwhat they really think about trips to the V.E.T.their insightful opinions on the cone of shamewhy they love to chase moving vehicleswhat they make of your cutesy nicknamesThis charming and fully illustrated book is the perfect gift for any dog lover, or anyone who has ever said the words, “I wish I knew what you were thinking!”

Cat’s log, day 345. Human finally accepts her place in the home. When you look into the enigmatic eyes of your beloved cat, it can be hard to know just what on earth is going through their curious minds. Well you needn’t wonder any more, because after intensive research and cat-psychology study, we have cracked the kitty code and can now reveal all the secrets of the moggy world.You’ll find out:what your curious kitty really thinks when you try to play with themwhy they love knocking things off tables so muchwhat’s behind their disdainful lookswhy it’s so hard for them to decide whether they want to go outside or notwhy they get really cheesed off when your culinary skills fall short of their expectationsThis charming and fully illustrated book is the perfect gift for any cat lover, or anyone who has ever been owned by a cat.

Cuando miras dentro de los enigmaticos ojos de tu querido gato, puede ser dificil saber que narices esta pasando por su curiosa mente. Bueno, pues ya no tienes que preguntartelo mas, porque despues de una busqueda intensiva y de estudiar profundamente la psicologia gatuna, hemos conseguido craquear el codigo de los gatos y podemos revelar por fin todos los secretos del mundo felino. En este libro descubriras todo lo que tu curioso gatete piensa realmente cuando intentas jugar con el, y por que ama tirarlo todo de las mesas. !La mente felina ya no tendra mas secretos para ti!