The most bizarre sex death ever is not the one in which a man died during a twelve-hour orgy after betting his friends he could have sex for half a day straight. Neither is it the one in which a lion ate a woman while her boyfriend ran naked to the police station. You would never guess. This book is a collection of all the craziest deaths that occurred during sex. The only thing we are not sure of is whether it''s material for laughter or tears. "Such a bizarre yet entertaining book! When the grim reaper decides it''s time, he doesn''t care if someone is in the middle of an orgasm! Some deaths are shocking, but some made me crack up." - Madame Magdalena, author of "How to Snag that Millionaire When You''re not the Prettiest Girl in the Room"

A bulletproof manual every girl and young woman should read from cover to cover! Great tips, tasks, and advice to snag a guy. Madame Magdalena has got you covered from the first encounter to the family lunch.“I don’t know if men should love or fear Madame Magdalena, but she is a master of her craft.”- Mr. W. - author of Google Diaries

On the first day of year zero that marked the beginning of the new era, people couldn’t Google anything. The brightest and the fastest of all the search engines committed suicide. Google left a goodbye letter followed by a confession.While it didn’t declare its gender, Google wrote about its last day of service and the reasons that led it to that decision. It was trying to index a special article when a bug appeared.And it all started as a usual spring day with an increased number of queries about the history of the nearing Easter…"A hilarious story about Google having a nervous breakdown because of human silliness. I loved the philosophical parts; they make this book stand out."- Madame Magdalena, author of “How to Snag that Millionaire When You’re not the Prettiest Girl in the Room”

His wife died of a heart attack while orgasming. His father and grandmother killed themselves on the same day. He would have done it too if only he didn’t like hoes so much. Nikola is a painter trying to become rich and famous so he can visit brothels and satisfy his perverted desires. “One prostitute a day keeps suicide away.” However, in the poor and corrupted country he lives in, making it to the big league requires a lot more than a gift and hard work. Nikola has to be very creative to come up with quick ways to earn money for prostitutes. Along the way, a special woman named Lara enters his life and threatens to turn everything upside down. And it all starts with his decision to lose his virginity in a brothel because of a special fetish he is shy to talk about. Originally published as “Stories from the Brothel,” this book was in the finals for the Pauline Reage Award. It is the first book from the series “Long Live Hoes” that provides a unique male perspective about sexual maturing and falling in love. While some consider this book both hilarious and important in describing male psychology, others think it is the most sexist book ever and a perfect representation of toxic masculinity. “The book Andrew Tate should read.” - Loony "Finally! An erotic book from a guy''s point of view. Nikola''s coming of age, battles to accept himself and his fetish, and crazy schemes to make money make this novel much more than just another erotic book." -Madame Magdalena

The most bizarre sex death ever is not the one in which a man died during a twelve-hour orgy after betting his friends he could have sex for half a day straight. Neither is it the one in which a lion ate a woman while her boyfriend ran naked to the police station. You would never guess. This book is a collection of all the craziest deaths that occurred during sex. The only thing we are not sure of is whether it''s material for laughter or tears. "Such a bizarre yet entertaining book! When the grim reaper decides it''s time, he doesn''t care if someone is in the middle of an orgasm! Some deaths are shocking, but some made me crack up." - Madame Magdalena, author of "How to Snag that Millionaire When You''re not the Prettiest Girl in the Room"

A bulletproof manual every girl and young woman should read from cover to cover! Great tips, tasks, and advice to snag a guy. Madame Magdalena has got you covered from the first encounter to the family lunch.“I don’t know if men should love or fear Madame Magdalena, but she is a master of her craft.”- Mr. W. - author of Google Diaries

On the first day of year zero that marked the beginning of the new era, people couldn’t Google anything. The brightest and the fastest of all the search engines committed suicide. Google left a goodbye letter followed by a confession.While it didn’t declare its gender, Google wrote about its last day of service and the reasons that led it to that decision. It was trying to index a special article when a bug appeared.And it all started as a usual spring day with an increased number of queries about the history of the nearing Easter…"A hilarious story about Google having a nervous breakdown because of human silliness. I loved the philosophical parts; they make this book stand out."- Madame Magdalena, author of “How to Snag that Millionaire When You’re not the Prettiest Girl in the Room”

His wife died of a heart attack while orgasming. His father and grandmother killed themselves on the same day. He would have done it too if only he didn’t like hoes so much. Nikola is a painter trying to become rich and famous so he can visit brothels and satisfy his perverted desires. “One prostitute a day keeps suicide away.” However, in the poor and corrupted country he lives in, making it to the big league requires a lot more than a gift and hard work. Nikola has to be very creative to come up with quick ways to earn money for prostitutes. Along the way, a special woman named Lara enters his life and threatens to turn everything upside down. And it all starts with his decision to lose his virginity in a brothel because of a special fetish he is shy to talk about. Originally published as “Stories from the Brothel,” this book was in the finals for the Pauline Reage Award. It is the first book from the series “Long Live Hoes” that provides a unique male perspective about sexual maturing and falling in love. While some consider this book both hilarious and important in describing male psychology, others think it is the most sexist book ever and a perfect representation of toxic masculinity. “The book Andrew Tate should read.” - Loony "Finally! An erotic book from a guy''s point of view. Nikola''s coming of age, battles to accept himself and his fetish, and crazy schemes to make money make this novel much more than just another erotic book." -Madame Magdalena