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With over three million copies sold, this collection of cowboy wisdom and words to live by is "worthy of a book rustler" (South Bend Tribune). In the tradition of humorist Will Rogers, Don''t Squat with Your Spurs On takes a look at life through the eyes of the cowboy. It''s filled with quips and quotes that represent the Code of the West, like: "Always drink upstream from the herd" and "The easiest way to eat crow is while it''s still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swallow." A modern classic, it''s full of good laughs—and good old-fashioned wisdom.

Henry Ward Beecher said “the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.”That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch—lines that is. With more than1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches!

Straight talk from the lassoin'' lady—from knowing the best time to hold your tongue to using the right bait when you''re fishing for compliments.This sassy cowgirl and her sidekick cowboy partner capture the feminine perspective on life. This common-sense wisdom in humorous form is all about living and loving. Women will laugh about it—from the boardroom to the suburban book club. Gems include:- "It is better to be a widower''s second wife than his first."- "If you''re fixin'' to get yourself a good stallion, don''t go lookin'' in the donkey corral."- "High steppers give bumpy rides."- "If you''ve done it, it ain''t braggin''."- "Always say ''please'' when you tell somebody to shut up."